Boytoys wanted

Lindal i know they are more fun when others are there, i just dont want people to get the right...no sorry the wrong idea about me!
i would be there for the applications if the stripper pole was part of it!

Does anyone remember tonka trucks? i had one of them as a kid. They were great! a big lorry thing made out of metal and the back of it tipped up like the dirt wagons etc. Soo cool! Played with it for hours!


maybe. i'll think about it. depends if you behave.


Totally agree Kira!

Girltoys.....Hhmm, I LIKE it. : D

How about "girls with toys"

Only if you take pictures.

/me sighs...Yes ,it would be nice for a MAN to finally show up....

Come to my RezDay party and I'll let you hold the camera

Hey, don't believe it guys.. I searched all over the hangout for applications and never found any. When I finally met Brann... she wouldn't even dance with me.

This sounds like a plot of somekind.. be wary.

"G"

/thread highjack...

Awesome siggy

(We now return you to your previously scheduled thread...)

*blinks in utter confusion*

Not sure where in my OP an application is mentioned, or dancing with Brann is mandatory.

Please read the post in its entirety.

PS. A suggestion to "click on the shiny dance ball hanging from the ceiling and join us" is generally considered an invitation to dance.

Posting a want ad.. implies an application.



Thanks for the good words. The Quote is from Robert Heinlein, not enough room to give him proper credit. I can do or have done most of the stuff listed.

Naaa, just lay on the couch over there honey and we will work it out.

Me....me......me. I am a man..Honest....I am really mature........very grown-up.
Awww....go on ....please.........pleeeeeeeeease
. Let me come....let me....Let me come, I have got my own bike...and I hardly ever fall off.

Awww....go on.....please......please let me come.




Thanks Mummy !!!!!

Brenda, let the poor man come.

Unless you are training him for something...

.d

Ok, ok - I give - can't someone send me an invite to the group?

The Group is now once again Open Membership. And there is an Official Boy Toy tag. To apply you may contact LittleMe Jewell

I prefer the term "hoochie".

The Forum SLuts are "Trout Certified"

Oh ya, that's right. I forgot about my official certification.

*blush*

I cannot even figure out how I missed this thread. While Brann and I discussed this and she said we should post something, she didn't tell me that she did.

Brenda was nice enough to create a new group role with a title of Boy Toy. If you are interested, the audition has 3 parts:

1) Solo dancing

2) Couples dancing with at least 2 different people -- remember this part of the requested skills: excellent (or at least highly suggestive) linguistic skills (IM is your friend here).

3) Pole dancing

#1 & 2 - require a minimum of three women in attendance to judge and one of those must be Brann or I.

#3 - requires my presence and at least 2 other women. Because we didn't want to scare away some new members, we are not REQUIRING the Pole dancing to be in a thong, but you have a better chance if it is.

We held impromptu auditions at the Hangout this afternoon/evening, however I have agreed to a couple of semi-private auditions -- the 3 women rule still holds. So stop by the Hangout sometime, or IM me to set up a time.

When you have passed all 3 audition levels, I'll notify Brenda or Chris and they'll give you the role.

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For those that wish to be a Boy's Boy Toy (I do not discriminate) -- same rules except the other 2 judges for the pole dance need to be male and you can help supply judges if we can't find some available. Also, your choice whether the couples dance is with men or women.

is it an HD?

OK, so I read the forums to get answers to specific newbie questions. I should have read all the posts before wandering into the Cartel this afternoon. I might have seen this thread and been forewarned.

Five gorgeous women, apparently starving for male affection, pounced on me and told me I had to audition for them. For all of you that are curious, here is the process as I experienced it:

1. Show that you can dance by yourself and maintain five different conversations with hot women at the same time.

2. Demonstrate that you are reasonably witty and have plenty of self deprecating humor.

3. Partner dance with at least two of the women while showing that your typing, spelling and intellectual range are up to par.

4. Just when you think you're in, get on the dance pole for the amusement of the women. Although they will shout at you to take it all off, that is actually optional.

5. Don't freak out when pictures of you on the dance pole show up on the Forum Cartel web site within five minutes.

6. Show good manners and grace while the women shout things at you that would make a sailor blush.

Once that was done, I think I passed the test because "Pie Thrower" appeared over my head. There is a rumor that I can have it changed to "Boy Toy" if I want. That depends. Nobody told me anything about the actual benefits of membership.

Now that the humiliation and degradation are over, I only have one question. Are there multiple levels of "Boy Toy" so that I can apply for advanced certification?

We can definitely discuss this.

Gee Lil,

You did the same thing I did. Left SL and went to the Forum to find that nasty thread you hadn't read. Then you posted one minute before I did. Karma can be scary.

Sorin, the actual benefits to membership are the lovely intelligent women who will now seek your company. The Forum girls are the best looking in SL.