Elvis: Ask not what your rest home can do for you. Ask what you can do for your rest home.
JFK: Hey, you're copying my best lines!
Elvis: Then let me paraphrase one of my own. Let's take care of business.
JFK: Just what are you getting at, Elvis?
Elvis: I think you know what I'm gettin' at Mr. President. We're gonna kill us a mummy.
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Brenda Connolly
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06-23-2009 14:23
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Argent Stonecutter
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06-23-2009 14:23
I dreamed that I was walking down the beach with the Goddess. And I looked back and saw footprints in the sand.
But sometimes there were two pairs of footprints, and sometimes there was only one. And the times when there was only one pair of footprints, those were my times of greatest trouble. So I asked the Goddess, "Why, in my greatest need, did you abandon me?" She replied, "I never left you. Those were the times when we both hopped on one foot." And lo, I was really embarrassed for bothering Her with such a stupid question. _____________________
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Moesha Yakubu
Neko in Trainin
Join date: 5 Dec 2008
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06-23-2009 14:29
"And what's the real lesson? Don't leave things in the fridge."
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Argent Stonecutter
Emergency Mustelid
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06-23-2009 14:56
Give me your tired, your poor,
Your huddled masses yearning to be free The wretched refuse of your teeming shore This country always needs more Soylent Green _____________________
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Brenda Connolly
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06-23-2009 15:00
You maniacs!!!!!
You blew it up!!!!!! Damn You!!!!!!!! GOD DAMN YOU ALL TO HELL!!!!!!! _____________________
Don't you ever try to look behind my eyes. You don't want to know what they have seen.
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Moesha Yakubu
Neko in Trainin
Join date: 5 Dec 2008
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06-23-2009 15:07
“Oh, there were women. Lots of women, lots of love-making, but no love. You see, that was the kind of world we'd made. So I left, because there was no one to hold me there.
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Milla Janick
Empress Of The Universe
Join date: 2 Jan 2008
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06-23-2009 16:08
Funny, how gentle people get with you once you're dead.
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Maya Remblai
The one with pink hair.
Join date: 25 Mar 2006
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06-23-2009 17:25
Greetings cheese popsicle. The number you have dialed is currently out of pork chops.
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Argent Stonecutter
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06-23-2009 18:26
Are you classified as human?
Negative, I am a meat popsicle. _____________________
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Moesha Yakubu
Neko in Trainin
Join date: 5 Dec 2008
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06-23-2009 18:52
McClane: I'll tell you what your problem is, you don't like me because you're a racist!
Zeus: What?! McClane: You're a racist! You don't like me because I'm white! Zeus: I don't like you because you're going to get me *killed*! |
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Argent Stonecutter
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06-23-2009 18:54
I don't want to remember nothing. Nothing. You understand? And I want to be rich. You know, someone important, like an actor.
Whatever you want, Mr. Reagan. _____________________
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Moesha Yakubu
Neko in Trainin
Join date: 5 Dec 2008
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06-23-2009 19:04
Ms. Perky: So, I hear you were terrorizing Mr. Morgan's class... again.
Kat Stratford: Expressing my opinion is not a terrorist action. Ms. Perky: The way you expressed your opinion to Bobby Ridgeway? By the way, his testicle retrieval operation went quite well, in case you're interested. Kat Stratford: I still maintain that he kicked himself in the balls. |
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Nic Writer
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06-23-2009 20:01
"These are not the droids you're looking for."
"These are not the droids we're looking for." _____________________
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Milla Janick
Empress Of The Universe
Join date: 2 Jan 2008
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06-23-2009 20:11
Hey, run away with the light
Run away, it's divine Let's run away, yeah, tonight We'll steal the light of the world. _____________________
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Moesha Yakubu
Neko in Trainin
Join date: 5 Dec 2008
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06-23-2009 20:45
Now the Scotsman woke to nature's call and stumbled towards a tree
Behind a bush, he lift his kilt and gawks at what he sees And in a startled voice he says to what's before his eyes. O lad I don't know where you been but I see you won first prize Ring ding diddle diddle I de oh ring di diddly I oh O lad I don't know where you been but I see you won first prize |
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3Ring Binder
always smile
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06-23-2009 20:59
We come from the land of the ice and snow,
from the midnight sun where the hot springs blow. The hammer of the gods Will drive our ships to new lands, To fight the horde, singing and crying: Valhalla, I am coming! On we sweep with threshing oar, Our only goal will be the western shore. _____________________
it was fun while it lasted.
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Artemisa1 Strathearn
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06-23-2009 22:07
I'm feeling better!
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Void Singer
Int vSelf = Sing(void);
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06-23-2009 23:09
A: a novice social engineer can get results with with any unsubtle device. a journeyman can do it with a subtle one. but a true master of the form can do it subtlety with a simple yet unsubtle device.
B: you're just making that up A: you'd be amazed what you can do with the right tools B: doesn't sounds very simple... A: a stylus and an apple simple enough for you? _____________________
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MoiselleErin Teardrop
Fat p00n!t4r
Join date: 13 Nov 2008
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06-24-2009 00:15
The only thing that makes reality is death...
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Moesha Yakubu
Neko in Trainin
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06-24-2009 00:23
I think it´s so cool when the parts go flying everywhere.
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Ephraim Kappler
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06-24-2009 03:14
By the time I get to Zindra, she'll be waiting ...
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Argent Stonecutter
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06-24-2009 04:03
Never ascribe to malice what can be adequately explained by a Monday morning meeting.
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Ephraim Kappler
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06-24-2009 04:33
At his console he hesitated between dialling for a thalamic suppressant (which would abolish his mood of rage) or a thalamic stimulant (which would make him irked enough to win the argument).
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Argent Stonecutter
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06-24-2009 04:42
Common sense, do what it will, cannot avoid being surprised occasionally. The object of science is to spare it this emotion and create mental habits which shall be in such close accord with the habits of the world as to secure that nothing shall be unexpected.
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Ephraim Kappler
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06-24-2009 05:15
That's reasonable.
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