The newest thing I heard, its not good...

Five tons of flax.

Cher: "Duh! It's like a famous quote."
Dionne: "From where?"
Cher: "Cliff's Notes"

It's like an analogy for a metaphor.

birdland till i say stop

That techno-rock you guys listen to is gutless.

Obecalp, the First Standardized, Branded and Pharmaceutical Grade Placebo is Now Available for Sale!

Yes, it's true. This man has no dick.

Hello, this is Sy Greenblum, president of Spatula City. I like the spatulas so much, I bought the company.

In case of Out Of Body experience, dial 137-4937.

Thai Airways Cargo?

Well, at the moment we've got a stockbroker, an overworked doctor, an underworked antiques shop owner, a disillusioned imports manager, and an even more disillusioned exports manager. Three sacked football managers, a fortune teller who's going to have a nervous breakdown next April, a schoolteacher who's desperate because he can't get a job, a schoolteacher who's even more desperate because he has got a job, an extremely shy vet, an overstressed car salesman and a pre-stressed concrete salesman. People with sexual problems, people with social problems, people with work problems, people with identity problems. People with sexual, social, work and identity problems. People who live above their garages, and above their incomes, in little boxes on prestige estates where families are two-tone, two-car and two-faced. Money has replaced sex as a driving force, death has replaced sex as a taboo, and sex has replaced bridge as a social event for mixed foursomes, and large deep freezes are empty except for twelve sausages. They come to Perrins in the hope that they won't be ridiculed as petty snobs, but as human beings who are bewildered at the complexity of social development, castrated by the conformity of a century of mass production, and dwarfed by the immensity of technological progress which has advanced more in fifty years than in the rest of human existence put together, so that when they take their first tentative steps into an adult society shaped by humans but not for humans, their personalities shrivel up like private parts in an April sea.

it's not fun if you go current.... but if you dig back...

D: that was four years ago, and we've both moved on and become very good friends since then.
P: friends? and what have you done for her lately that constitutes "friendly"?
D: It just so happens I sent her a special baby shower gift...

Because I THOUGHT I was clearly attempting to redefine the systematic dichotomy between the classical functionalist movement and the post-industrial neo-noir school of art!

But by subverting it for use as your "evil uniform" you have transcended the concept of the outfit as clothing and, dare I say it, placed it directly into the meta-meme of SYMBOL ITSELF!

Frying tonight!

If you're blue, and you don't know where to go to, why don'tcha go where fashion sits?

Puttin' on th' Ritz!

I am the Great Santini!!

Gonads, Son! Big brass ones!

Look, if I were joking I would've said, What do you do with an elepant with three balls? You walk him and pitch to the rhino.

All right, Mr. DeMille, I'm ready for my close-up.

Director:"Can you pull back a bit? I want to make her look more attractive".
Cameraman: "How do you feel about Cleveland?"

The stars are ageless, aren't they?

Oh, wake up, Norma, you'd be killing yourself to an empty house. The audience left twenty years ago.

say "good night" gracie.

Good night and good luck.