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Milla Janick
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06-20-2009 14:46
I'm only happy when it rains.
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Ceka Cianci
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06-20-2009 15:36
Oh thank you, thanks.
Ha ha ha! Now we're both on the pill. What? *spits out* You gave me a birth control pill? Do you know what that can do to a guy my age? I know exactly what they do for a girl my age. It makes it OK to be really, super-careless! _____________________
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Argent Stonecutter
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06-20-2009 18:17
People didn't take any notice of little old ladies who looked as though they fitted in, and Nanny Ogg could fit in faster than a dead chicken in a maggot factory.
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TigroSpottystripes Katsu
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06-21-2009 13:41
And believe me when I say, I'm ███████ a mermaid!!!
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your ███████████ First they came for the ageplayers, I remained silent 'cause I wasn't an ageplayer Then they came for the furries, I didn't protest 'cause I wasn't a furry Then they came for the goreans, I didn't speak up because I wasn't gorean Then they came for me, and there wasn't anyone left to speak up for me |
Argent Stonecutter
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06-21-2009 16:52
I think the elliptical cam has gradually slipped up the beam shaft and caught on the flange rebate, with disastrous results.
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Milla Janick
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06-21-2009 17:00
Oh, coffee. You know, now that I look at you... you ARE pretty.
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Moesha Yakubu
Neko in Trainin
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06-21-2009 17:50
Alright you primitive screw-heads, listen up. See this? This is my boomstick! It's a 12-gauge double-barreled Remington. S-Mart's top of the line. You can find this in the sporting goods department. That's right, this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan; retails for about one hundred nine, ninety-five. It's got a walnut stock, cobalt blue steel, and a hair trigger. That's right, shop smart, shop S-Mart!
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06-22-2009 00:22
[Combustible materials detected in cargo bay]
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Argent Stonecutter
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06-22-2009 04:50
I am just going out. I might be some time.
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Jesse Barnett
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06-22-2009 08:44
The Postal Services created a stamp with a picture of President Obama. The stamp was not sticking to envelopes. This enraged the President, who demanded a full investigation. After a month of testing and $1.73 million in congressional spending, a special Presidential commission presented the following findings:
The stamp is in perfect order. There is nothing wrong with the adhesive People are spitting on the wrong side. _____________________
I (who is a she not a he) reserve the right to exercise selective comprehension of the OP's question at anytime.
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Argent Stonecutter
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06-22-2009 09:09
I would have thought they'd have caught that defect with BOTH Bush stamps already.
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Moesha Yakubu
Neko in Trainin
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06-22-2009 09:44
I want rustlers, cutthroats, murders, bounty hunters, desperados, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, halfwits, dimwits, vipers, snipers, con-men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bushwhackers, hornswogglars, horse thieves, bull-dykes, train robbers, bank robbers, ass-kickers, sh**-kickers, and Methodists!
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Argent Stonecutter
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06-22-2009 10:24
Goldarn caniglioon rabbit-dragons!
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Argos Hawks
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06-22-2009 20:14
He said the sheriff is near!
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Milla Janick
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06-22-2009 21:30
Now you got the edge on him.
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Marianne McCann
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06-23-2009 00:11
SL6B opens tomorrow - yay!
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Brenda Connolly
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06-23-2009 05:00
It's Headley.
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Whimsycallie Pegler
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06-23-2009 13:16
I sing the body electric, I celebrate the new year to come, I toast to my own reunion when I become one with the sun... and I'll look back on venus, I'll look back on Mars, and I'll burn with the fire of ten million suns; and in time, and in time, we will all be stars.
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Brenda Connolly
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06-23-2009 13:24
All these worlds are yours, except Zindra.
Attempt no landings there. Use them together. Use them in peace. _____________________
Don't you ever try to look behind my eyes. You don't want to know what they have seen.
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Ephraim Kappler
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06-23-2009 13:28
It'll end in tears.
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Moesha Yakubu
Neko in Trainin
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06-23-2009 14:01
Change can be scary. When papyrus replaced clay tablets, and the Gutenberg press calligraphy, did a bit of panic set in? Are we in the midst of a revolution of similar proportion? Very probably.
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Argent Stonecutter
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06-23-2009 14:04
He was withered, wrinkled, and loathsome of visage. It was not till they had examined the rings that they recognized who it was.
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Moesha Yakubu
Neko in Trainin
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06-23-2009 14:07
I've told you peons a thousand times not to starve on my property! It lowers the value!
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Argent Stonecutter
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06-23-2009 14:11
If I were a younger man, I would write a history of human stupidity; and I would climb to the top of Mount McCabe and lie down on my back with my history for a pillow; and I would take from the ground some of the blue-white poison that makes statues of men; and I would make a statue of myself, lying on my back, grinning horribly, and thumbing my nose at You Know Who.
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Moesha Yakubu
Neko in Trainin
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06-23-2009 14:22
Isabel: Are you a communist?
Dan: What? Isabel: I was looking through your books. Che in Africa? Dan: So? Isabel: The Communist Manifesto? Dan: If I had a copy of Mein Kampf, would that make me a Nazi? Isabel: [Eating leftover dinner] You know, this is really good. Very tasty. Dan: You should try it warm. Isabel: Well, you don't have a copy of Mein Kampf, but if you did, then yes, I'd ask if you were a Nazi. Dan: Maybe I'm hiding it. Isabel: Why would you hide it? Dan: 'Cause it's just not cool to be a Nazi anymore, baby. |