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Milla Janick
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Join date: 2 Jan 2008
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06-20-2009 14:46
I'm only happy when it rains.
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All those moments will be lost in time... like tears in rain...
Ceka Cianci
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Join date: 31 Jul 2006
Posts: 4,489
06-20-2009 15:36
Oh thank you, thanks.
Ha ha ha! Now we're both on the pill.

What?
*spits out*
You gave me a birth control pill? Do you know what that can do to a guy my age?

I know exactly what they do for a girl my age. It makes it OK to be really, super-careless!
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Argent Stonecutter
Emergency Mustelid
Join date: 20 Sep 2005
Posts: 20,263
06-20-2009 18:17
People didn't take any notice of little old ladies who looked as though they fitted in, and Nanny Ogg could fit in faster than a dead chicken in a maggot factory.
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TigroSpottystripes Katsu
Join date: 24 Jun 2006
Posts: 556
06-21-2009 13:41
And believe me when I say, I'm ███████ a mermaid!!!
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First they came for the ageplayers,
I remained silent 'cause I wasn't an ageplayer

Then they came for the furries,
I didn't protest 'cause I wasn't a furry

Then they came for the goreans,
I didn't speak up because I wasn't gorean

Then they came for me,
and there wasn't anyone left to speak up for me

Argent Stonecutter
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Join date: 20 Sep 2005
Posts: 20,263
06-21-2009 16:52
I think the elliptical cam has gradually slipped up the beam shaft and caught on the flange rebate, with disastrous results.
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Milla Janick
Empress Of The Universe
Join date: 2 Jan 2008
Posts: 3,075
06-21-2009 17:00
Oh, coffee. You know, now that I look at you... you ARE pretty.
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Moesha Yakubu
Neko in Trainin
Join date: 5 Dec 2008
Posts: 168
06-21-2009 17:50
Alright you primitive screw-heads, listen up. See this? This is my boomstick! It's a 12-gauge double-barreled Remington. S-Mart's top of the line. You can find this in the sporting goods department. That's right, this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan; retails for about one hundred nine, ninety-five. It's got a walnut stock, cobalt blue steel, and a hair trigger. That's right, shop smart, shop S-Mart!
Void Singer
Int vSelf = Sing(void);
Join date: 24 Sep 2005
Posts: 6,973
06-22-2009 00:22
[Combustible materials detected in cargo bay]
what the... ?
::slow buzz...ding:: [cargo destruction complete]
aw, damn....
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Argent Stonecutter
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Join date: 20 Sep 2005
Posts: 20,263
06-22-2009 04:50
I am just going out. I might be some time.
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Jesse Barnett
500,000 scoville units
Join date: 21 May 2006
Posts: 4,160
06-22-2009 08:44
The Postal Services created a stamp with a picture of President Obama. The stamp was not sticking to envelopes. This enraged the President, who demanded a full investigation. After a month of testing and $1.73 million in congressional spending, a special Presidential commission presented the following findings:

The stamp is in perfect order.

There is nothing wrong with the adhesive

People are spitting on the wrong side.
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I am still around, just no longer here. See you across the aisle. Hope LL burns in hell for archiving this forum
Argent Stonecutter
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Join date: 20 Sep 2005
Posts: 20,263
06-22-2009 09:09
I would have thought they'd have caught that defect with BOTH Bush stamps already. :)
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Moesha Yakubu
Neko in Trainin
Join date: 5 Dec 2008
Posts: 168
06-22-2009 09:44
I want rustlers, cutthroats, murders, bounty hunters, desperados, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, halfwits, dimwits, vipers, snipers, con-men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bushwhackers, hornswogglars, horse thieves, bull-dykes, train robbers, bank robbers, ass-kickers, sh**-kickers, and Methodists!
Argent Stonecutter
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06-22-2009 10:24
Goldarn caniglioon rabbit-dragons!
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Argos Hawks
Eclectically Esoteric
Join date: 24 Jan 2007
Posts: 1,037
06-22-2009 20:14
He said the sheriff is near!
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Milla Janick
Empress Of The Universe
Join date: 2 Jan 2008
Posts: 3,075
06-22-2009 21:30
Now you got the edge on him.
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Marianne McCann
Feted Inner Child
Join date: 23 Feb 2006
Posts: 7,145
06-23-2009 00:11
SL6B opens tomorrow - yay!
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Brenda Connolly
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Join date: 10 Jan 2007
Posts: 25,000
06-23-2009 05:00
It's Headley.
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Whimsycallie Pegler
Registered User
Join date: 28 Apr 2006
Posts: 1,003
06-23-2009 13:16
I sing the body electric, I celebrate the new year to come, I toast to my own reunion when I become one with the sun... and I'll look back on venus, I'll look back on Mars, and I'll burn with the fire of ten million suns; and in time, and in time, we will all be stars.
Brenda Connolly
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Posts: 25,000
06-23-2009 13:24
All these worlds are yours, except Zindra.

Attempt no landings there.

Use them together.

Use them in peace.
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Ephraim Kappler
Reprobate
Join date: 9 Jul 2007
Posts: 1,946
06-23-2009 13:28
It'll end in tears.

You mark my words.

Sure as eggs is eggs.

There'll be tears before bedtime.
Moesha Yakubu
Neko in Trainin
Join date: 5 Dec 2008
Posts: 168
06-23-2009 14:01
Change can be scary. When papyrus replaced clay tablets, and the Gutenberg press calligraphy, did a bit of panic set in? Are we in the midst of a revolution of similar proportion? Very probably.
Argent Stonecutter
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Join date: 20 Sep 2005
Posts: 20,263
06-23-2009 14:04
He was withered, wrinkled, and loathsome of visage. It was not till they had examined the rings that they recognized who it was.
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Moesha Yakubu
Neko in Trainin
Join date: 5 Dec 2008
Posts: 168
06-23-2009 14:07
I've told you peons a thousand times not to starve on my property! It lowers the value!
Argent Stonecutter
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06-23-2009 14:11
If I were a younger man, I would write a history of human stupidity; and I would climb to the top of Mount McCabe and lie down on my back with my history for a pillow; and I would take from the ground some of the blue-white poison that makes statues of men; and I would make a statue of myself, lying on my back, grinning horribly, and thumbing my nose at You Know Who.
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Moesha Yakubu
Neko in Trainin
Join date: 5 Dec 2008
Posts: 168
06-23-2009 14:22
Isabel: Are you a communist?
Dan: What?
Isabel: I was looking through your books. Che in Africa?
Dan: So?
Isabel: The Communist Manifesto?
Dan: If I had a copy of Mein Kampf, would that make me a Nazi?
Isabel: [Eating leftover dinner] You know, this is really good. Very tasty.
Dan: You should try it warm.
Isabel: Well, you don't have a copy of Mein Kampf, but if you did, then yes, I'd ask if you were a Nazi.
Dan: Maybe I'm hiding it.
Isabel: Why would you hide it?
Dan: 'Cause it's just not cool to be a Nazi anymore, baby.
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