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Brenda Connolly
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06-18-2009 14:20
That one, there. The sultry bitch, with the fire in her eyes.
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06-18-2009 14:29
I believe in Santa Claus. I believe in the Easter Bunny. I believe in the Tooth Fairy. But I don't believe in you. This is battery acid. Now, you disappear!
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Jesse Barnett
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06-18-2009 14:46
It's like killing roaches - you have to kill 'em all, otherwise what's the use?
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Ceka Cianci
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06-18-2009 16:53
My luck is so bad that if I bought a cemetery, people would stop dying.
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Brenda Connolly
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06-18-2009 16:55
I'm so poor, I can't afford to pay attention.
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06-18-2009 17:33
The truth is, I thought it mattered, I thought that music mattered. But does it bollocks! Not compared to how people matter.
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06-18-2009 17:49
Three women die together in an accident and go to heaven.
When they get there, St. Peter says, “We only have one rule here in heaven: don’t step on the ducks!” So they enter heaven, and sure enough, there are ducks all over the place. It is almost impossible not to step on a duck, and although they try their best to avoid them, the first woman accidentally steps on one. Along comes St. Peter with the ugliest man she ever saw. St. Peter chains them together and says, “Your punishment for stepping on a duck is to spend eternity chained to this ugly man!” The next day, the second woman steps accidentally on a duck and along comes St. Peter, who doesn’t miss a thing. With him is another extremely ugly man. He chains them together with the same admonishment as for the first woman. The third woman has observed all this and, not wanting to be chained for all eternity to an ugly man, is very, VERY careful where she steps. She manages to go months without stepping on any ducks, but one day St. Peter comes up to her with the most handsome man she has ever laid eyes on …. very tall, long eyelashes, muscular, and thin. St. Peter chains them together without saying a word. The happy woman says, “I wonder what I did to deserve being chained to you for all of eternity?” The guy says, “I don’t know about you, but I stepped on a duck!” _____________________
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06-18-2009 18:26
Fortunately I keep my feathers numbered for just such an eventuality.
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Brenda Connolly
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06-18-2009 18:34
Every duck has his limit, and you scum have pushed me over the line!
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Milla Janick
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06-18-2009 18:37
It's one thing to want someone out of your life, but it's another thing to serve them a wake-up cup full of liquid drainer.
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Jesse Barnett
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06-18-2009 18:38
Follow the white rabbit.........
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06-18-2009 21:53
this was annoying, I got like 5 notifications about a new reply in this topic, all links just oppened the last message and not the ones mentioned in the email, I had to manually go back one page and look for the last message I had read :/
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Ephraim Kappler
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06-18-2009 23:33
this was annoying, I got like 5 notifications about a new reply in this topic, all links just oppened the last message and not the ones mentioned in the email, I had to manually go back one page and look for the last message I had read :/ OK. I'm stumped. This one is *really* obscure. Is it a book, a song or a film? |
Derbor Torok
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06-19-2009 01:48
I hate to prick your balloon...
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06-19-2009 04:36
Oh, I get it... pronoun trouble!
It's not "He doesn't have to shoot YOU now" it's "he doesn't have to shoot ME now". WELL I SAY HE DOES HAVE TO SHOOT ME NOW! SO SHOOT ME NOW! _____________________
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Ephraim Kappler
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Gloomy Sunday
06-19-2009 05:03
Sunday is gloomy, my hours are slumberless
Dearest, the shadows I live with are numberless Little white flowers will never awaken you Not where the black coach of sorrow has taken you Angels have no thought of ever returning you Would they be angry if I thought of joining you? Gloomy Sunday. Gloomy is Sunday with shadows I spend it all My heart and I have decided to end it all Soon there'll be candles and prayers that are sad, I know Let them not weep, let them know that I'm glad to go Death is no dream for in death I'm caressing you With the last breath of my soul I'll be blessing you Gloomy Sunday. Dreaming, I was only dreaming I awake and I find you asleep in the deep of my heart, here Darling, I hope that my dream never haunted you My heart is telling you how much I wanted you Gloomy Sunday Note: Now read this: Cheer up, folks! World ain't gonna end tomorra!! |
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06-19-2009 05:04
They shoot feerets, don't they?
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Ephraim Kappler
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06-19-2009 05:18
They shoot feerets, don't they? Know a sim where they got any good huntin? |
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06-19-2009 05:23
Know a sim where they got any good huntin? _____________________
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Ephraim Kappler
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06-19-2009 05:28
Extreme violence is allowed in Zindra. And I'd lay bets you got an earth-shatterin blunderbuss stowed in your inventory. |
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06-19-2009 05:33
At last, after 2000 years! The Illudium Q-36 Explosive Space Modulator!
... Where's the kaboom? There was supposed to be an Earth-Shattering kaboom! ... That creature has stolen the Space Modulator! _____________________
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06-19-2009 05:45
At last, after 2000 years! The Illudium Q-36 Explosive Space Modulator! ... Where's the kaboom? There was supposed to be an Earth-Shattering kaboom! ... That creature has stolen the Space Modulator! Ehhh...what's up, doc? |
Brenda Connolly
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06-19-2009 05:47
My name is Elmer Fudd. I own a mansion and a yacht.
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06-19-2009 05:58
"My dear, I don't give a damn"
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Hypocrite lecteur, — mon semblable, — mon frère!
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06-19-2009 06:46
Oh, the Earth will be gone in just a few seconds. I'm going to blow it up. It obstructs my view of Venus.
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