Join Bloodlines Vampire RP in Second Life

OMG, Gabriele...you never disappoint.

Now see? THAT'S vampire roleplay.

/me takes a slow step toward the short, incredibly beautiful woman lounging in the chair. She knows she should scream, should run...but step by step, she is drawn ever closer, mesmerized by her deep, compelling eyes and faint, seductive smile...

I open my arms towards you in a welcoming gesture, a faint smile playing upon my ruby lips. I embrace you and pull you gently down into the massive chair where in a few moments all goes inky black...

I thought as much.

... as,"hey, where did that giant squid come from?!?"

Wow. I'm glad I only encounted bedbugs recently. At least those bites only drove me insane but didn't make me sick. Sort of like Vampires, I assume. I didn't know how lucky I was in the grand scheme of the creepy insect chain

Waiiiiitaminnit! Inky black? Oh yeah...this is a PG forum.

/me pouts. Then me brightens, hands you a SLURL for her new house, pours you a glass of (red) wine, engages you in half an hour of interesting conversation, and bids you goodnight. As your form begins to waver, she whispers, "See you in world..."

No way. The Hippos are way less irritating, and don't thrive quite so much on drama. Plus marbles are more fun to play with.

Until you lose them... o.O

Ack..sorry about that.

(And went back to edit it was Avilion the *coughs* dragon got bounced out of.)

No, because I would then have to kill me and stake my head above the Free Mercenaries castle walls.

Our Golden Rule: Don't kill someone for free today if someone might pay you to kill them tomorrow. We make exceptions for Bloodlines.

Dude, Willow was just hot all by herself to begin with. Those that munged onto her when she became a vamp were late to the party.

Used to be a fan club - it was "WAIFS" - the Willow Association of Internet Fans or something like that.

...and teach him how to get around SL...new skin, new clothes..and next thing you know he becomes the Primogen!!

ummm...what's a Primogen?

*waves hi to Zen"

No one here does not like vampires, the truth is Bloodlines and its pyramid Scheme "Role play" system, and lack of "Character Role Play" has left it on the black sheep side of the vampire role play. Bloodlines is a lot like Guild Wars in its factions as far as I can tell, you have you nonroleplay stats climbers, your PvPers, and your EXTREMELY small population of actual roleplayers who actually... heres a thought from a roleplayer... have developed a character persona?

In the end as other have mentioned there are likely far better roleplays out there I am sure. Please do not recruit here to make your pyramid and stats just a little bit bigger. You are obviously NOT a roleplayer if you have to come here to ask.

I think you don't get a "Report Bad Post" triangle icon and link on any of your own posts. . To get my posts moved or beg to have a spelling error in the thread title corrected, I've had to log in with another account.

In the event the OP wants to use the "Report Bad Post" link for this thread, here it is:
http://forums.secondlife.com/report.php?p=2239691 .

I know I've come in late, but

"Originally Posted by Yosef Okelly
Bloodlines is to Vampires as "Hungry Hungry Hippos" is to zoology."

is just pure gold.

Hey you are being insensitive on the Real Life Vampires!!

Don't you make me come over there and bite you!!! *shakes fist*

Instead of joining I am going to AR the every last one that asks, countless times, to allow a bite. I am damn tired of it.

See thats your problem.

Spampires tend to lurk at places where people congregate, such as at expos (one bite request I had was from a guy lurking outside a "women only" spot, so he cammed in and spammed everyone inside), or at voting contest sites (I was hit by Spampires when I was voting for a friend at the Babblefish contest site).

For all you who don't like vampires. So can I come bite you? Let me know. You can IM me in game. muuuhahahahahhaahha

Zen karillion

Hang around a welcome centre, stand next to a spampire and everytime a newbie comes close shout:-

ATTENTION ATTENTION - NEWBIES, IF YOU GET A POP UP REQUEST TO ANIMATE YOUR AVATAR BY A BLOODLINES SPAMPIRE, JUST DISCARD

I've found it really gets on their nerves for some reason?

Because you, trying to be a bright little monkey, decided to justify putting your ad In the RESIDENT ANSWERS forum by making it a question. So, we're just answering your question is all. Can't help it you don't like the answers...perhaps you'd be better advised to use the advertising forums if you don't want answers to the question you posed?

And its not that we don't like vampires, a lot of us like vampires but DETEST the moronic, spamming idiots that gravitate towards Bloodlines. There's a hell of a difference between intelligent, literate RP vampires and point-and-click hud-wielding dullards that are the bulk of Bloodlines users.

Don't bother trying to explain it, after all these posts he comes back with:

He obviously does not have the brain cells to absorb what people are trying to tell him. Shame really as he just confirms the opinion and galvanizes the stance of the people here against the annoying idiots he represents.

I guess it makes sense that a Bloodlines vampire would spam and troll in the forums. I hope in RL you're a better citizen than you are showing yourself to be here, Zen.

Resident answers is not for advertising.

Advertising your pyramid "vampire" marketing scheme is particularly noxious. (I put vampire in quotes because the Bloodlines hud strangles any interesting Vampire RP participants may wish to find.)

I think that newbies looking for vampire RP who encounter Bloodlines are bound to think SL is lame, another wonderful effect.

I thought his tongue was firmly planted in his cheek with that post...