Have you seen this?

And if he doesn't want you you can come see me.

My bosoms are ample enough to go around lol...

I was referring you to the beautiful picture in my mind of you showing up at SLU and having your sanctimonious ass handed to you on a platter by posters so far above you in intelligence and wit you would be left quaking in your PG Huggies diapers.

Cato... Cato.... You don't learn do you? I'm feeling nice today, so I'm going to warn you again. The Council of 12 does not approve of your trolling these forums. I'm doing this as a courtesy to you Cato Badger, as High Elder, I don't have to do anything but pass judgement.


Head these words carefully Cato, for the next time you step out of line, The Council of 12 will pass judgement, and I will have lost all patience with you.

The picture in my mind is of bully wannabes congratulating themselves on their wit and intelligence because they can pick on someone even less socially smart than themselves. It's starting to feel a bit like that here, and that's not something to be proud of.

No, not this time. I get what you are alluding to and agree that is the case sometimes, perhaps even often. But in this case, the person knows full well what they are doing, and is not some illiterate fool speaking without thinking. He/she is posting for a specific reaction, and are geting it. This isn't a naive do gooder who is witless and defenseless. They stepped into the kitchen and tuned the oven on themself. They are entitled to their opinions on this topic and are fair game for whatever respone they get.

Essoomeeng thet thees pust eddresses zee leekeleehuud thet zeese-a furooms veell be-a clused doon und yuoo ere-a sooggesteeng SLOo vuoold be-a un epprupreeete-a plece-a tu vheech tu meegrete-a I veell respund eccurdeengly, Bork Bork Bork!

Seence-a SLOo eppeers tu hefe-a nu iqooeefelent tu zee TuS/Gooeedeleenes thet epply here-a in zee furooms, und ooperetes oon zee vheem ooff zee oovner/muderetur veet un epperent puseeteefe-a incuooregement ooff nunPG behefeeur, yuoor oobserfeteeun is selff-refferenteeelly pueentless, un impty impleeceet threet replete-a veet breggeduceeu und defueed ooff cuntent. In cese-a thet is tuu cumplex fur sumeune-a vhuse-a prefferred hebeetet is SLOo I veell ooffffer zee unelugy ooff a sneke-a sooggesteeng a zuukeeper shuoold feeseet zee joongle-a.

Perheps yuoo ere-a nut eeemeeng yuoor pust et me-a, boot ooffffereeng a pre-a-impteefe-a verneeng fur thuse-a vhu meeght be-a cunseedereeng SLOo es un oopshun oonce-a zeese-a furooms ere-a tekee doon. Iff su, zeen I du nut theenk I hefe-a tu sey mure-a.

If Cato were the Swedish Chef:

Since you ask, I have tracked those posters that I have ARd and their behavior in respect of the breaches notified has improved considerably which implies that they have received appropriate warnings.

I guess you didn't AR me, I haven't received any warnings. I haven't changed anything about how I post.

Cato, sweetie, honey, in case you haven't yet realized, you yourself are not a Linden. Therefore, unless you are on their payroll or you have been assigned to their "special taskforce" you need to stop acting like you are the be all and end all of the forums here. You're not all that, and I will not recognize your self-proclaimed authority. Show me where you have the power to AR your imaginated violations. Please. I'm waiting to see this.

I post where I choose, and I do not have to justify my reasoning for not posting here as often as those who have a lot of posts behind their name. I am well aware of sarcasm and I would have thought that you'd picked up on that in the majority of my response. My bad for not making it clear with the /start sarcasm, /end sarcasm indicators. I'll do better next time.

I suspect that you are simply a very bored person with nothing better to do than to pretend to be the vigilante of the forums here. Enjoy.

Oh, and BTW, there are a lot more people from SLU than you think. We're everywhere!

Pfft. Nobody's received any warnings, unless it was Cato. I imagine he's had more Bad Post reports than anyone in forum history.

ya know... I think back over my years in SL and I have only recieved one warning, and that particular Linden is gone.... hehehe kinda funny logic and Cato Im sorry that you have so little self respect that you feel you must play robocop of the forums.... a hint... Grow Up!

ZING! That's the sound of sarcasm going over your head.

I was referring to you. I was referring you to the beautiful picture in my mind of you showing up at SLU and having your sanctimonious ass handed to you on a platter by posters so far above you in intelligence and wit you would be left quaking in your PG Huggies diapers.

Did you get my point that time, precious?

Since you ask, I have tracked those posters that I have ARd and their behavior in respect of the breaches notified has improved considerably which implies that they have received appropriate warnings.

In addition, I would like to point out that I have not received any warming for my self-less help.

I checked and there isn't a category of bad post for vehement expressions of 19th century opinions.

I checked and there isn't a category of bad post for vehement expressions of 19th century opinions.

Freedom is timeless and assholes like you seem to live forever.

From your post I think you may be imagining things and are certainly taking things too personally. I don't have any authority other than that which others apparently impute to me. Turn on sigs (since you are a tyro in these forums perhaps you don't realise that there are options to do this) and you will see the instructions from LL to report bad posts.

By the way, didn't you notice that I said I am able to detect sarcasm but others here appear to have some difficulty.

I also realise that quite a few people whose normal habitat is SLU come here to the SL forums to lurk and learn. Your posting here may even suggest that you are also concerned that these forums are doomed and you won't be able to find answers to questions the inhabitants of SLU are unable to resolve.