Guy, playing a girl avatar, using a female voice modulator.
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Conifer Dada
Hiya m'dooks!
Join date: 6 Oct 2006
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05-09-2008 08:30
From: someone I wonder how many horny SL studs would continue to hit on the escorts and other assorted sluts if they could see the fat 50-something hairy naked chappie typing away on a semen-stained keyboard on the other side.
Well, if the horny SL stud happens to be a fat wobbly 50-something naked lady, it would be a good match  Good luck to them! SL is meant to make people happy and if it does so, who cares? Bondage and sado-masochism seem very popular in SL. I wonder how many people who do BSDM is SL do it in RL too? |
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Cen Dagger
The naked gamer
Join date: 8 Apr 2008
Posts: 97
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05-09-2008 08:33
From: Sling Trebuchet Last time I posted the image from the RL tab of my Profile, I was accused of thread derailing. I'm safe this time. Well, this is my own thread, so I can't possibly derail it by posting the pic from my RL section:  my friend took this one as a video last week when I was at the beach, I had to be a show off (I at least try to be respectful of people and took a frame that was still PG and didn't show anything that may offend).. and as for hairy guys being a bad thing? I wish I was hairy ;/ I don't have hair ;p I look like i'm twice my age  but again, RL pics can be faked by anyone. I'm just saying, now voice can ;p
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Lancer Bardach
Iggerant Person
Join date: 9 May 2008
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05-09-2008 08:35
From: Cen Dagger Well, this is my own thread, so I can't possibly derail it by posting the pic from my RL section: my friend took this one last week when I was at the beach, I had to be a show off.. and as for hairy guys being a bad thing? I wish I was hairy ;/ I don't have hair ;p I look like i'm twice my age but again, RL pics can be faked by anyone. I'm just saying, now voice can ;p That's not a picture of you. You found that on Google Image Search, now stop lying. |
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Cen Dagger
The naked gamer
Join date: 8 Apr 2008
Posts: 97
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05-09-2008 08:36
From: Lancer Bardach That's not a picture of you. You found that on Google Image Search, now stop lying. You'd think if that we're true, id grab a picture of someone good looking.. Alas, although I know your joking I can provide so much proof that it is me with youtube videos, etc etc
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Lancer Bardach
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Join date: 9 May 2008
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05-09-2008 08:38
Sorry, but being on SL requires you to be at least 200+ pounds in weight. Either you're just making up for your obvious shortcomings or you're making fun of us by coming in here and being slim around us.
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*scarfs down a box of Twinkies while crying hysterically into her pillow*
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MarkByron Falta
Just an average bird
Join date: 16 Jun 2007
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The Real Stats
05-09-2008 08:39
The anecdotal evidence suggests that 80% of female AV's are actually males in RL, 19% are true females but 200 lbs heavier in RL, and the remaining 1% are underage. Similarly, if you see a male AV with six-pack abs, it's a certainty that the only six-packs he's got in RL are empty aluminum cans strewn around his beer stained keyboard, and his abs are a distant memory.
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Sling Trebuchet
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Join date: 20 Jan 2007
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05-09-2008 08:41
From: Conifer Dada I've never seen any guys like that in SL!!!! My RL dad definitely has more hair in SL than he has in RL. He claims not to have a penis (never mind of what size) in SL. I have a non-incestuous way of checking that. I wouldn't of course because using his password would be a TOS violation  My guess is that there are a lot of guys (male avatars) in SL who either don't have a penis or have one somewhere in inventory but have forgotten about it. I've met lots of guys who although they might flirt a bit, don't act like 'sexors' is a high priority. If LL ever did a database query on it, I wonder what percentage of accounts would have something labelled 'penis' or 'vagina' in their inventory.
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Conifer Dada
Hiya m'dooks!
Join date: 6 Oct 2006
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05-09-2008 08:44
From: someone The anecdotal evidence suggests that 80% of female AV's are actually males in RL, 19% are true females but 200 lbs heavier in RL, and the remaining 1% are underage. Similarly, if you see a male AV with six-pack abs, it's a certainty that the only six-packs he's got in RL are empty aluminum cans strewn around his beer stained keyboard, and his abs are a distant memory.
And 93% of all rabbit avatars, of either gender, are women in RL??? |
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Lancer Bardach
Iggerant Person
Join date: 9 May 2008
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05-09-2008 08:45
From: Conifer Dada "The anecdotal evidence suggests that 80% of female AV's are actually males in RL, 19% are true females but 200 lbs heavier in RL, and the remaining 1% are underage. Similarly, if you see a male AV with six-pack abs, it's a certainty that the only six-packs he's got in RL are empty aluminum cans strewn around his beer stained keyboard, and his abs are a distant memory."
And 93% of all rabbit avatars, of either gender, are women in RL??? They're foxes. Hunting sweet, sweet rabbitflesh. |
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Cen Dagger
The naked gamer
Join date: 8 Apr 2008
Posts: 97
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05-09-2008 08:49
From: Lancer Bardach Sorry, but being on SL requires you to be at least 200+ pounds in weight. Either you're just making up for your obvious shortcomings or you're making fun of us by coming in here and being slim around us.
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*scarfs down a box of Twinkies while crying hysterically into her pillow* I was 215 pounds until I started playing world of warcraft, and then I dropped to 183 due to lack of food, quite simply. Being on the computer causes me to lose, not gain.. which isn't always a good thing. However, being 6'0, 183 pounds is just BARELY in the normal weight range, as 184 is considered overweight. So technically, I am just shy of being overweight. Also, even if I weighed 130 pounds, I wouldn't have six pack abs. Apparently, when you lose weight, you keep fat in that area forever and will never be able to have six pack abs.. And since I never did have them in life, it is not a forgotten memory.. Also, I hate beer. Its nasty I do enjoy Mad Russians, and girly drinks! but thats because i'm such a woman on the inside.. *cries*
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Cen Dagger
The naked gamer
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05-09-2008 08:50
is it true that 99% of all furry avatar players like to dress up like teddy bears or have *fun* with stuffed animals in real life?
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Lancer Bardach
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Join date: 9 May 2008
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05-09-2008 08:54
From: Cen Dagger is it true that 99% of all furry avatar players like to dress up like teddy bears or have *fun* with stuffed animals in real life? The other percentage like to dress up as Wolves. |
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Conifer Dada
Hiya m'dooks!
Join date: 6 Oct 2006
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05-09-2008 08:55
An interesting statistic, which would be impossible gather, would be the gender choces made by RL people of their first newbie av when they join SL, in relation to their RL gender
Once people have been in SL some time, they get immersed in the world and possibly have several avs on their account or even several alt accounts so the statistics become meaningless.
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bilbo99 Emu
Garrett's No.1 fan
Join date: 27 Oct 2006
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05-09-2008 08:56
From: Alice Katayama That sounds like the start of a Joke, A man a woman and a wolf all come into a bar together...... Aww rats, have I gotta make a wolf avie now?
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LittleMe Jewell
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Join date: 8 Oct 2007
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05-09-2008 08:58
From: MarkByron Falta The anecdotal evidence suggests that 80% of female AV's are actually males in RL, 19% are true females but 200 lbs heavier in RL, and the remaining 1% are underage. Similarly, if you see a male AV with six-pack abs, it's a certainty that the only six-packs he's got in RL are empty aluminum cans strewn around his beer stained keyboard, and his abs are a distant memory. So I don't really exist, huh? Wow, I am a figment of my own imagination - more so than I thought when I created this avatar. 
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Lancer Bardach
Iggerant Person
Join date: 9 May 2008
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05-09-2008 08:59
From: LittleMe Jewell So I don't really exist, huh? Wow, I am a figment of my own imagination - more so than I thought when I created this avatar. Either that or you're prone to deluding yourself. |
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Imnotgoing Sideways
Can't outlaw cute! =^-^=
Join date: 17 Nov 2007
Posts: 4,694
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05-09-2008 09:03
From: Lancer Bardach ...Children are FBI agents in disguise... Sad thing is that there was actually a rumor about me like that. It wound up being a seriously tough week and I eventually was FORCED to go in to voice chat to debunk it and prove that I really am just the freakshow I make myself out to be. (>_< My favorite part lately is that there is a mini-war in my circle of friends over my RL gender. Those who know, know... Those who don't, don't... And there are people on both sides that still don't really believe it one way or the other. Heh... Keep the mystery alive. (^_^)y |
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Lancer Bardach
Iggerant Person
Join date: 9 May 2008
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05-09-2008 09:03
From: Imnotgoing Sideways Sad thing is that there was actually a rumor about me like that. It wound up being a seriously tough week and I eventually was FORCED to go in to voice chat to debunk it and prove that I really am just the freakshow I make myself out to be. (>_< What is your badge ID and which county do you come from? |
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Oryx Tempel
Registered User
Join date: 8 Nov 2006
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05-09-2008 09:11
You know, Stephen King actually does a very good woman's "voice" in writing. I'm thinking "Rose Madder" and "Gerald's Game." Very convincing.
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Morgaine Alter
dreamer
Join date: 10 Jan 2008
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05-09-2008 09:20
From: MarkByron Falta The anecdotal evidence suggests that 80% of female AV's are actually males in RL, 19% are true females but 200 lbs heavier in RL, and the remaining 1% are underage. Similarly, if you see a male AV with six-pack abs, it's a certainty that the only six-packs he's got in RL are empty aluminum cans strewn around his beer stained keyboard, and his abs are a distant memory. I guess we dont exist huh lil news to me. I love where ppl post the "real" stats and anyone whoever has taken a statistics course in college knows that half of them may be tainted or skewed. Would love to see where this one came from. Thinking hmm pulled out of there arse. What is the big freaking deal anyway let ppl do what they want and dont judge.
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bilbo99 Emu
Garrett's No.1 fan
Join date: 27 Oct 2006
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05-09-2008 09:24
50% of all statistics are lies ...
... the other three quarters are made up.
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Windy Lefavre
Girls will do Girls
Join date: 20 Mar 2008
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05-09-2008 09:29
From: LittleMe Jewell So I don't really exist, huh? Wow, I am a figment of my own imagination - more so than I thought when I created this avatar. You can come over here with me and we can not exist together.  I look like I am here but maybe I am not and this is all a dream. |
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3Ring Binder
always smile
Join date: 8 Mar 2007
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05-09-2008 09:31
From: bilbo99 Emu 50% of all statistics are lies ...
... the other three quarters are made up. ... using the Al Gore mathematics system.
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Michaelatv Destiny
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Join date: 13 Feb 2008
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interesting thread!
05-09-2008 09:33
(I figure if they want to chat endlessly and include rl stuff, they probably are a real girl. If they want sex right away, prob a guy. Says a poster!!) I am a part time Transvestite in RL, so i do dress as lady in SL. Because us TVs adore nice clothes and enjoy the company of others who share the same interest..Also my SL boyfriend is an admirer, whos the most lovely guy I have met in second life, and we love as boy girl in SL for a long time now, although hes well aware im a guy/girl. I would meet him in RL if I could, if he didnt live in greece, i live in uk. He struggles to earn money in SL, so I bought him an xcite package cock, hes over the moon, because hes always treated me with the utmost respect all the time, and I like to reward that trust and respect! (there be no stopping him now lol ) What have i done!! look out xcite pussy!!!, yr in for a treat soon..... But unlike guys who pretend, I dont, my tag shows who I am. ok I have had my share of insults, but they go over my head now.....! but I have to disagree with the statement above in (some circumstances.) I chat for a long time with people I meet in SL, I would never dream of bringing up the subject with anybody just like that, but some REAL guys do, I agree! Cos all this reminds me of the old chat rooms that used to abound in the late nineties. I got very friendly with a girl called Susie in an Adult Chat room, I was also being a girl called Sybian girl.. lol (because I used to love watching girls on Sybians).... there used to be 50 categories of rooms u could go in...I still miss those, they were good fun! Anyway Susie and me got on so well and went to the old fave.....the private text room, remember them?? , u could also ask another person to join your room if u wanted! I had a prob one day, and she went mad and told the other person off, and I really almost loved her....until one day....she got tounge tied and I asked whats wrong, and she admitted that she couldnt take the guilt anymore and said she was in fact a lonely guy somewhere in Usa. I could not believe it!, but then I admitted that I wasnt Sybian girl either lol We were both speechless but also we both felt hurt. I well remember my RL partner telling us both off for trying to be girls, and u both got hurt by your silly antics!! Any other alternate girl/guys like to add there experiances to this thread be great.. ok im outta here! xxx michaelatv |
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MarkByron Falta
Just an average bird
Join date: 16 Jun 2007
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RE: The Real Stats
05-09-2008 09:34
<<<I love where ppl post the "real" stats and anyone whoever has taken a statistics course in...>>
I thought when I used the toothy grin icon and 'ancedotal evidence' non sequitur with obviously fabricated stats, it would be good for a laugh. Hmmmmmm
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