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Old Age is Getting on Top of Me

Laurin Sorbet
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09-17-2009 11:19
From: Jig Chippewa
TWO pickled onions.


For you? 3! And a Rock Shandy :)
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Laurin Sorbet
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09-17-2009 11:19
From: sable Valentine
/me applauds Lear.

I am loving me some Lear TODAY!


My Segway takes hitchhikers. Hop on and you can help me pinch on the next pass :D
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Lear Cale
wordy bugger
Join date: 22 Aug 2007
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09-17-2009 11:21
From: Laurin Sorbet
/me buzzes by Lear and gives him a right sharp pinch :p
I'm pretty sure you'd qualify as a younger woman, Laurin. But I wouldn't let that stop me either! ... I guess I don't let much stop me, other than being boring. Does that make me a slut?
Laurin Sorbet
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09-17-2009 11:25
From: Lear Cale
I'm pretty sure you'd qualify as a younger woman, Laurin. But I wouldn't let that stop me either! ... I guess I don't let much stop me, other than being boring. Does that make me a slut?


I would, you're right. But Segway's are soooo much fun.

Yes, lol, it may. I try to keep my judgemental attitude to a minimum though :)
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sable Valentine
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09-17-2009 11:27
From: Lear Cale
Does that make me a slut?



If you are, then you are the sweetest slut that I ever saw.

So, I guess that makes you sluttylicious :)
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Lear Cale
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09-17-2009 11:28
From: sable Valentine
/me applauds Lear.

I am loving me some Lear TODAY!
Yay! Hope I can get ingame ...

I had to google chip butty.

Put me down for a chili size. That's an open face burger, with fries, in a bowl, smothered in chili and covered with cheddar & grilled onions. Damn, I sure do miss the Fleetwood diner sometimes! Best food in town, after 2AM.
Laurin Sorbet
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09-17-2009 11:32
From: Lear Cale
Yay! Hope I can get ingame ...

I had to google chip butty.

Put me down for a chili size. That's an open face burger, with fries, in a bowl, smothered in chili and covered with cheddar & grilled onions. Damn, I sure do miss the Fleetwood diner sometimes! Best food in town, after 2AM.


Aw, I had the sudden flash of seeing Rocky Horror at the Strand and then going to the IHOP after. That's my best after 2 AM food.

I am so glad I already had dinner. You guys are a bad influence :p
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Jig Chippewa
Fine Young Cannibal
Join date: 30 Oct 2006
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09-17-2009 11:37
From: Lear Cale
Yay! Hope I can get ingame ...

I had to google chip butty.

Put me down for a chili size. That's an open face burger, with fries, in a bowl, smothered in chili and covered with cheddar & grilled onions. Damn, I sure do miss the Fleetwood diner sometimes! Best food in town, after 2AM.


The BEST chip butty I have ever had was when I was round a girl friends place in Leeds after a busy week and I was knackered out and so tired I could hardly chew. And she got fish and chips from a famous fishn' chip shop in Leeds, and a real "bap" roll and made me a chip butty with a mug of tea. And it was heaven! I burped and piggled myself to real happiness that night!

With mushy peas died that virulent green like neon.

Malt vinegar, sea salt, lashings of butter melting into the piping hot chips sandwiched in the bap ...
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Laurin Sorbet
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09-17-2009 11:43
From: Jig Chippewa
The BEST chip butty I have ever had was when I was round a girl friends place in Leeds after a busy week and I was knackered out and so tired I could hardly chew. And she got fish and chips from a famous fishn' chip shop in Leeds, and a real "bap" roll and made me a chip butty with a mug of tea. And it was heaven! I burped and piggled myself to real happiness that night!

With mushy peas died that virulent green like neon.

Malt vinegar, sea salt, lashings of butter melting into the piping hot chips sandwiched in the bap ...


Oh Jiggy, there are 2 chippers within a stone's throw of me that make chicken kebabs that are so good, drippy and gooey they defy being eaten in public. Those are good every once in awhile too :o

They put our buttys in baguettes, but I will NOT touch those peas. Nor mushy peas, but you know what a baby I can be about these things.
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Har Fairweather
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09-17-2009 11:58
Boy, this thread ballooned fast!

Jig, sorry I didn't get on soon enough to catch the first thirty pages or so, but if you've read this far, here, finally, is the answer to your original Question:

The answer is: Oral Sex.

With oral sex, it doesn't matter who is hot and who is not. As long as both people are obliging, it is blessed both to give and to receive. (If you get my drift, and I assume you do.)

Actually, it doesn't much matter what the Question is; the answer to any question is usually Oral Sex. World peace? Oral sex. How to find happiness? Oral sex. The answer to the universe and life and everything? Oral sex (by the 42nd time you will understand this. Trust me.) See what I mean?
Jig Chippewa
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09-17-2009 11:59
From: Laurin Sorbet
Oh Jiggy, there are 2 chippers within a stone's throw of me that make chicken kebabs that are so good, drippy and gooey they defy being eaten in public. Those are good every once in awhile too :o

They put our buttys in baguettes, but I will NOT touch those peas. Nor mushy peas, but you know what a baby I can be about these things.


There are some foods that can only be eaten in the bathtub.
Like mangoes and drippy gooey chicken kebabs.
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Lear Cale
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Join date: 22 Aug 2007
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09-17-2009 12:01
From: sable Valentine
If you are, then you are the sweetest slut that I ever saw.

So, I guess that makes you sluttylicious :)
See my new sig!
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Lear Cale
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09-17-2009 12:13
From: Har Fairweather
The answer is: Oral Sex.
Which is also the answer to the young man's problem! Though I am no longer a young man, I find the habit hard to break.
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sable Valentine
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09-17-2009 12:26
From: Lear Cale
See my new sig!


LMAO!!
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sable Valentine
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09-17-2009 12:36
From: Har Fairweather
Question is; the answer to any question is usually Oral Sex. World peace? Oral sex. How to find happiness? Oral sex. The answer to the universe and life and everything? Oral sex (by the 42nd time you will understand this. Trust me.) See what I mean?



I just texted Will this ^^and I am imagining the bewildered look on his face. He is probably thinking, what is going on at Sable's job.
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09-17-2009 14:14
From: Har Fairweather
Boy, this thread ballooned fast!

Jig, sorry I didn't get on soon enough to catch the first thirty pages or so, but if you've read this far, here, finally, is the answer to your original Question:

The answer is: Oral Sex.

With oral sex, it doesn't matter who is hot and who is not. As long as both people are obliging, it is blessed both to give and to receive. (If you get my drift, and I assume you do.)

Actually, it doesn't much matter what the Question is; the answer to any question is usually Oral Sex. World peace? Oral sex. How to find happiness? Oral sex. The answer to the universe and life and everything? Oral sex (by the 42nd time you will understand this. Trust me.) See what I mean?
In Jig's dictionary, "oral sex" means talking about it. :eek:

Pep (A little like cybersex if you like. :p )
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Har Fairweather
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09-17-2009 14:16
From: Pserendipity Daniels
In Jig's dictionary, "oral sex" means talking about it. :eek:

Pep (A little like cybersex if you like. :p )


Well, whatever rings your chimes, I guess..
Smith Peel
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09-17-2009 14:30
From: Har Fairweather
With oral sex, it doesn't matter who is hot and who is not. As long as both people are obliging, it is blessed both to give and to receive.


I cannot possibly disagree with this more :(
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Treasure Ballinger
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09-17-2009 15:21
From: sable Valentine
I just texted Will this ^^and I am imagining the bewildered look on his face. He is probably thinking, what is going on at Sable's job.


I LOL'd..... :p
Jig Chippewa
Fine Young Cannibal
Join date: 30 Oct 2006
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09-17-2009 17:22
From: Pserendipity Daniels
In Jig's dictionary, "oral sex" means talking about it. :eek:

Pep (A little like cybersex if you like. :p )


I REALLY like that! And I am gonna use it somehow.
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Fine Young Cannibal
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09-18-2009 00:02
From: Mickey Vandeverre
Just a few posts later, and you've already disregarded some advice given to you about safety. I may mention it a few times more. But at some point I will stop. You are making a Major Mistake by posting details of your RL here.


I'm not much for blogs but I can't help but wonder why Jig does not post all such things on a blog somewhere. It's bloggerific. It's blog territory. Jig I'm sorry but I still think you are the figment of some middle aged (male) forum member's imagination...A lot of it is just too fantastical.

But then you said you enjoyed that people don't believe you so...(so you can't be insulted, right?)

(Most/none of it being true could also explain the blatant disregard for safety, while MOST real life women grow up with 'SAFETY' soldered in their brains.)

P.S. please stop going in and editing your posts once people have replied to them. It really is dishonest.
Jig Chippewa
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09-18-2009 00:38
From: Melita Magic
I'm not much for blogs but I can't help but wonder why Jig does not post all such things on a blog somewhere. It's bloggerific. It's blog territory. Jig I'm sorry but I still think you are the figment of some middle aged (male) forum member's imagination...A lot of it is just too fantastical.

But then you said you enjoyed that people don't believe you so...(so you can't be insulted, right?)

(Most/none of it being true could also explain the blatant disregard for safety, while MOST real life women grow up with 'SAFETY' soldered in their brains.)

P.S. please stop going in and editing your posts once people have replied to them. It really is dishonest.


Someone thught I said too much so I erased. Wont do it again. No dishonest just a little too much info.
Not a middleaged man. I am all me. Not sure about fantastical - I have led this life in real. I started very young. so crammed a lot in.
I am reckless. Seriously so. :) Must get tobed now - am very tired.
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Fine Young Cannibal
Melita Magic
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09-18-2009 00:59
No I meant other times here & there and incidental posts just to change things slightly. If you removed some RL info then I am GLAD.
Windsweptgold Wopat
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09-18-2009 02:42
From: Jig Chippewa
My real statements Windswept are what I was referring to - "SL Jig" is unable to be as shocking as in real and my voice and "persona" does not translate to here. we all need to lighten up and not take ourselves too seriously.

I know you were and my comment still stands
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