just ignore and let this one die

I have 4 words for you and amaranthim:

Loreena McKennitt
"The Visit"

http://www.quinlanroad.com/explorethemusic/thevisit.asp
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'Moth to a Flame' by Blame Sally

We are sorry for the inconvenience. Super sad, honestly. We hope soon to have it RESOLVED. Thank you for your patience.

Oh.
My.
God.

I will love you forever lol.

hmmm, suddenly i am overcome by a strong feeling of deja vu...

My goodness havent heard that name in a long time.
~ty~

There once was an avatar called Oh,
Who relied on SL to make dough,
When teleports would fail,
And all transactions went stale,
He gave up and gave RL a go!!!

"I Will" by the Beatles
or
"Hanky Panky" by Madonna

Depends on the night.

could have been deleted by the poster, before anyone had a chance to see it *shrug*

hotel california makes me think of SL or vice versa

you can check in, but you can never leave

I think the opening post is never counted in the total posts. Check any thread, and there's always 1 post missing...

('Hotel California' - good one! )

"Let's do the Time Warp Again" from the Rocky Horror Picture Show.

Freeze Frame.

'Planet Claire'

...She came from Planet Claire
I knew she came from there
She drove a Plymouth Satellite
Faster than the speed of light

Planet Claire has pink air
All the trees are red
No one ever dies there
No one has a head...

Lovin', Touchin' and Squeezin' by Journey (Steve Perry era of course). I have seen it describe quite a few Second Lives.


You make me weep and wanna die
Just when you said we'd try
Lovin', touchin', squeezin' each other

When I'm alone, all by myself
You're out with someone else
Lovin', touchin', squeezin' each other

You're tearing me apart, every every day
You're tearing me apart
Oh what can I say
You're tearing me apart

It won't be long yet, till your alone
When your lover, oh he hasn't come home
Cuz he's lovin', ooh he's touchin', he's squeezin' another


He's tearin' you apart
Oh every every day
He's tearin' you apart
Oh girl what can you say?
Cus he's lovin', touchin' another
Now it's your turn, girl, to cry

Na na na na na na
(Repeats)

Plus your sig


ROFL

I love it!

LOL well some do work out....
sometimes..

I Saw Elvis in a U.F.O
Ray Stevens
(Spoken) This is the evening news. Let's go now to our field reporter
Renaldo Riviera. This is Renaldo Riviera on the banks of the stinky muddy
river with Mr. R.V. Frisbee who claims to have witnessed something truly
fantastic. Mr. Frisbee could you tell us what you saw.
Yeah, I's just hunkered down over there puttin' a stink wad on my trot
line and the short hairs just stood straight out on the back of my neck
and I turned around and there's this big orange thing with them purple
lights on it come swoopin' over them pine trees and just hoovered
over the Winnebago there. Inez run out and throwed a skillet at it and
then she scissored and run back in under the hide-a-bed. 'Bout that
time a little trap door opened up, little stair steps come down and
this little pink baldheaded guy stuck his head out. Now I'd seen that
movie "Clost Encounters". I just walked on over there big as Ike and
looked up in there and there he was.
There who was?

I saw Elvis in a U.F.O. sittin' there with Howard Hughes
I saw Elvis in a U.F.O. Jimmy Hoffa was in there too
I saw Elvis in a U.F.O. singing them rhythm and blues
And Liberace was there and he had on a pair of Imeldia Marcos shoes

What is that a shootin star streakin' cross the heavens above?
No it's a whole lot more than a shootin' star it's a hunka hunka burning love, oooh
I saw the Colonel in a U.F.O. had a big smile on his face
And then he shook his head, puffed on his cigar and said
"I done book "Elvis" out in outer space"

And then those little pink men they all jumped in dancin' up and down the stairs
And then they rolled their eyes, began to harmonize and it sounded like the Jordoniares

Bop bop bop bop uh unh huh bop bop bop
We got Elvis in a U.F.O. he's too good for the human race
We got Elvis in a U.F.O. we're going to keep him out in outer space

They got Elvis in a U.F.O. honey have you heard the news
They got Elvis in a U.F.O. just singing them rhythm and blues
They got Elvis in a U.F.O.

(Spoken) And the colonel and Howard Hughes and Jimmy Hoffa even Liberaces
up there he ain't never had no hit record honey. I done had more hits than anybody
but do I get to go in a U.F.O. Nooo!!! Now is that fair? I'm the king of Rock n Rol!
The originator! I started the whole thing baby and I think it's about time I got
to go on a U.F.O. You better beam me up Scotty or your little pink baldheaded
people done tore it with me. Wow!!!.....Thank you

Always have to leave a little room for the impossible.

Yes. The number from the main page is the number of responses to the OP, so it's always one less than the number you see on the thread.

You're too early. Limerick Day isn't until May 12. But April 21 is Chocolate Covered Cashews Day.

[Homer]mmmmm.........cashews[/Homer]

Artist: King Missile
Song: Detatchable Penis

Lyrics :

I woke up this morning with a bad hangover
And my penis was missing again.
This happens all the time.
It's detachable.

[background singing begins: "detachable penis" over and over]

This comes in handy a lot of the time.
I can leave it home, when I think it's gonna get me in trouble,
or I can rent it out, when I don't need it.
But now and then I go to a party, get drunk,
and the next morning I can't for the life of me
remember what I did with it.
First I looked around my apartment, and I couldn't find it.
So I called up the place where the party was,
they hadn't seen it either.
I asked them to check the medicine cabinet
'cause for some reason I leave it there sometimes
But not this time.
So I told them if it pops up to let me know.
I called a few people who were at the party,
but they were no help either.
I was starting to get desperate.
I really don't like being without my penis for too long.
It makes me feel like less of a man,
and I really hate having to sit down every time I take a leak.
After a few hours of searching the house,
and calling everyone I could think of,
I was starting to get very depressed,
so I went to the Kiev, and ate breakfast.
Then, as I walked down Second Avenue towards St. Mark's Place,
where all those people sell used books and other junk on the street,
I saw my penis lying on a blanket
next to a broken toaster oven.
Some guy was selling it.
I had to buy it off him.
He wanted twenty-two bucks, but I talked him down to seventeen.
I took it home, washed it off,
and put it back on. I was happy again. Complete.
People sometimes tell me I should get it permanently attached,
but I don't know.
Even though sometimes it's a pain in the ass,
I like having a detachable penis.

[background voices continue to sing "detachable penis" for
a while, then out]

doh
now I feel like an idiot LOL
I should have known that, cuz when you make a new thread it says 0

LOL oooopsie

Night undying thread- sees y'all n the morn