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ConductorX Nieuport

NO LONGER RELEVANT

Join date: 29 Nov 2007

Posts: 86

04-18-2008 05:19

I have an easy recipe taught by Paul Prudhomme of the Blackened Redfish fame.

Paul's Scrambled Eggs..

Two eggs
3 oz. water (approx)

Beat the eggs with a fork, add any extras you like. onions, shallot , bell pepper etc...

Melt a pat real butter in a skillet pour in egg mixture and cook rapidly while stirring.

DONOT put milk in your scrambled eggs. When you heat milk it curdles causing the eggs to be flat and hard. Cooking with water creates steam and causes the eggs to be light and fluffy.

"CX"

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Claire Silverspar

Pokes Badgers With Spoons

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04-18-2008 06:03

From: Macphisto Angelus

Yeah I know.. not the best cuisine. But those gorditos rock!

...um, what are gorditos? I dont think I've ever seen a Taco Bell/Hell thing....They're a US thingie right?

....

I know a song that'll get on your nerves...get on your nerves...get on your nerves,
I know a song that'll get on your nerves... and it goes like this:

I know a song that'll get on your nerves...get on your nerves...get on your nerves,
I know a song that'll get on your nerves... and it goes like this:

I know a song that'll get on your nerves...get on your nerves...get on your nerves,
I know a song that'll get on your nerves... and it goes like this:

I know a song that'll get on your nerves...get on your nerves...get on your nerves,
I know a song that'll get on your nerves... and it goes like this:

......

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I'll be over at SCII after the end has come.

Rioko Bamaisin

Unstable Princess

Join date: 16 Aug 2007

Posts: 4,668

04-18-2008 06:05

/me hands out plates of cheesy chicken omelettes. (changed just a little)

This stuff is awesome.

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Claire Silverspar

Pokes Badgers With Spoons

Join date: 31 Oct 2007

Posts: 5,375

04-18-2008 06:07

From: Rioko Bamaisin

/me hands out plates of cheesy chicken omelettes. (changed just a little)

This stuff is awesome.

Thankyou Rio

/me smiles and returns to her corner....

I know a song that'll get on your nerves...get on your nerves...get on your nerves,
I know a song that'll get on your nerves... and it goes like this:

I know a song that'll get on your nerves...get on your nerves...get on your nerves,
I know a song that'll get on your nerves... and it goes like this:

I know a song that'll get on your nerves...get on your nerves...get on your nerves,
I know a song that'll get on your nerves... and it goes like this:

I know a song that'll get on your nerves...get on your nerves...get on your nerves,
I know a song that'll get on your nerves... and it goes like this:

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I'll miss this damn place.
I'll be over at SCII after the end has come.

Rioko Bamaisin

Unstable Princess

Join date: 16 Aug 2007

Posts: 4,668

04-18-2008 07:05

/me hands out napkins and after dinner mints.

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Conan Godwin

In ur base kilin ur d00ds

Join date: 2 Aug 2006

Posts: 3,676

04-18-2008 07:08

From: Amaranthim Talon

Nika - fascinating concept - Will you share some ideas of when stereotyping could be a benefit for the species as a whole? In other words, why would humans have developed that sort of defense mechanism, accepting for now that it is so.

It allows people reach an understanding of the world at large based on an extrapolation of their own experience by following the logic that a person or object that shares certain characteristics with those that one has previously encountered will probably share other characteristics too. It is irrelevant whether this understanding of the world is accurate - it is only necessary that people think they understand the world in order for them to operate successfully in it.

If every burger joint I have encountered has given me food poisoning in the past, for example, it is logical to assume that all burger joints I encounter will do so aswell and it is not worth taking the risk that THIS one will be different.

/me does the Friday dance.

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From: Raindrop Cooperstone

hateful much? dude, that was low. die.

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Maggie McArdle

FIOS hates puppies

Join date: 8 May 2006

Posts: 2,855

04-18-2008 07:46

/me hits Tarina and Claire with the foamy bat, peenches Conan, Nika, and Amaranthim, for injecting reason into the thread, grabs a few flour tortillas and some farmer cheese and digs into the eggs dish. tries not to think about the chicken/egg thing.....

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There's, uh, probably a lot of things you didn't know about lindens. Another, another interesting, uh, lindenism, uh, there are only three jobs available to a linden. The first is making shoes at night while, you know, while the old cobbler sleeps.You can bake cookies in a tree. But the third job, some call it, uh, "the show" or "the big dance," it's the profession that every linden aspires to.

Conan Godwin

In ur base kilin ur d00ds

Join date: 2 Aug 2006

Posts: 3,676

04-18-2008 07:47

Pie? (I've trademarked it by the way.)

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From: Raindrop Cooperstone

hateful much? dude, that was low. die.

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Maureen Boccaccio

TWJKFA

Join date: 28 Feb 2008

Posts: 14,484

04-18-2008 07:52

IT'S A SMALL WORLD

It's a world of laughter, a world or tears
It's a world of hopes, it's a world of fear
There's so much that we share
That it's time we're aware
It's a small world after all

It's a small world after all
It's a small world after all
It's a small world after all
It's a small, small world

There is just one moon and one golden sun
And a smile means friendship to everyone.
Though the mountains divide
And the oceans are wide
It's a small small world.

Max Herzog

Cloudy

Join date: 9 Jul 2006

Posts: 1,073

04-18-2008 07:54

From: Maureen Boccaccio

IT'S A SMALL WORLD

It's a world of laughter, a world or tears
It's a world of hopes, it's a world of fear
There's so much that we share
That it's time we're aware
It's a small world after all

It's a small world after all
It's a small world after all
It's a small world after all
It's a small, small world

There is just one moon and one golden sun
And a smile means friendship to everyone.
Though the mountains divide
And the oceans are wide
It's a small small world.

I'm now lost. Is this the sinister Disney "attraction", or a lyricist with a bad case of writer's block?

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I do not like your tone. It has an ephemeral, whinging aspect.

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Conan Godwin

In ur base kilin ur d00ds

Join date: 2 Aug 2006

Posts: 3,676

04-18-2008 07:55

This thread is the epitome of "lol internet".

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From: Raindrop Cooperstone

hateful much? dude, that was low. die.

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Maureen Boccaccio

TWJKFA

Join date: 28 Feb 2008

Posts: 14,484

04-18-2008 07:56

From: Max Herzog

I'm now lost. Is this the sinister Disney "attraction", or a lyricist with a bad case of writer's block?

Just my way of introducing a new earworm to everyone for the weekend....

Maggie McArdle

FIOS hates puppies

Join date: 8 May 2006

Posts: 2,855

Revenge!!!!

04-18-2008 07:57

http://youtube.com/watch?v=O_-hT4zYiGQ
http://youtube.com/watch?v=mH2jU8yMQhM&feature=related
http://youtube.com/watch?v=6BKsnG33COw&feature=related

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There's, uh, probably a lot of things you didn't know about lindens. Another, another interesting, uh, lindenism, uh, there are only three jobs available to a linden. The first is making shoes at night while, you know, while the old cobbler sleeps.You can bake cookies in a tree. But the third job, some call it, uh, "the show" or "the big dance," it's the profession that every linden aspires to.

Claire Silverspar

Pokes Badgers With Spoons

Join date: 31 Oct 2007

Posts: 5,375

04-18-2008 08:00

/me thanks Rio again and takes the napkin and mints,
/me laughs at Maggie and her foamby bat
/me giggles at Maureen and sings along for a chorus or two
/me frowns at Conan and thinks maybe I should have TM'd Pie(tm) first...

/me does a wierd skippy Friday dance and sits down cross legged....takes a deep breath and.....

I know a song that'll get on your nerves...get on your nerves...get on your nerves,
I know a song that'll get on your nerves... and it goes like this:

......

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I'll miss this damn place.
I'll be over at SCII after the end has come.

Claire Silverspar

Pokes Badgers With Spoons

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04-18-2008 08:05

From: Maggie McArdle

http://youtube.com/watch?v=6BKsnG33COw&feature=related

ner ner...I can go one better

http://youtube.com/watch?v=wky5H1xC6-I

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I'll be over at SCII after the end has come.

Maggie McArdle

FIOS hates puppies

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Posts: 2,855

04-18-2008 08:08

From: Claire Silverspar

ner ner...I can go one better

http://youtube.com/watch?v=wky5H1xC6-I

EVILNESS Squared >_<!!!

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There's, uh, probably a lot of things you didn't know about lindens. Another, another interesting, uh, lindenism, uh, there are only three jobs available to a linden. The first is making shoes at night while, you know, while the old cobbler sleeps.You can bake cookies in a tree. But the third job, some call it, uh, "the show" or "the big dance," it's the profession that every linden aspires to.

Chris Norse

Loud Arrogant Redneck

Join date: 1 Oct 2006

Posts: 5,735

04-18-2008 08:10

http://youtube.com/watch?v=88waiHTyjhA&feature=related

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William Wallace, Braveheart

“Rules are mostly made to be broken and are too often for the lazy to hide behind”
Douglas MacArthur

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Maggie McArdle

FIOS hates puppies

Join date: 8 May 2006

Posts: 2,855

04-18-2008 08:12

i see your llama song and raise you:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=cDnhhSlcY6M&feature=related

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There's, uh, probably a lot of things you didn't know about lindens. Another, another interesting, uh, lindenism, uh, there are only three jobs available to a linden. The first is making shoes at night while, you know, while the old cobbler sleeps.You can bake cookies in a tree. But the third job, some call it, uh, "the show" or "the big dance," it's the profession that every linden aspires to.

Trout Recreant

Public Enemy No. 1

Join date: 24 Jul 2007

Posts: 4,873

04-18-2008 08:14

From: Nika Talaj

And my entry:

Hello from the Osco/Jewell™ stores, home of mercantile triumph! *smile heartily*

I know you've all been waiting for this announcement on our corporate vision. Like you, I think it's long overdue. *glance down, put on glasses, return to camera with a steady, honest gaze* I have some exciting news for you.

Since our inception in 1899, Jewell markets have specialized in the sort of solid product that has formed the backbone of American Midwestern cuisine. We have served as a beacon to the industry for good eatin' at fair prices. And when we merged with Osco, we acquired valuable digestive aids for our customer base that would allow them to buy our markets' food products with complete disregard to their possible impact on their waistlines and digestive tracts. Good Times!

However, our markets have been overtaken by larger players, and we have not been able to compete. After a series of less-than-impressive mergers and spinouts, we now have the opportunity to strike out on our own again, forging a new corporate identity! We have chosen to specialize in a single product, creating a new specialty store that we think the Midwest has been craving for a long, long time: the Bacon Boutique!

I have here a demo. Gentlemen? *camera pulls back as CEO gestures welcomingly*

*Trout and Ray appear dressed only in white butcher's aprons, rolling between them a tall rack displaying an aromatic smorgasbord of pork delights*

*Trout smiles and makes Vanna White™ display gestures up and down the rack*

*Ray briefly turns his unclad rear to the audience O.o!!, picks up a crispy morsel, and crunches it with evident delight as he turns again to face front*

*WILD APPLAUSE!!!!!*

*CEO lights up a cigar and waves it expansively*

AH KNOW, I just KNOW, our fortunes will all be made with this bold concept! We are talking co-marketing deals with both Dunkin Donut's and Starbucks. Soon there'll be a Bacon Boutique on your block.

And an Osco right next door to help with any little health issues that may follow.

*fadeout, while jingle comes up*

Fresh to Your Family -- from Jewel!
.

As long as I'm getting bacon and a paycheck, count me in. I wish I knew what the hell Osco and Jewell were. I'd take a shot at this one. Some sort of grocery store pharmacy combo?

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From: Jerboa Haystack

A Trout Rating (tm) is something to cherish. To flaunt and be proud of. It is something all women should aspire to obtain!

Claire Silverspar

Pokes Badgers With Spoons

Join date: 31 Oct 2007

Posts: 5,375

04-18-2008 08:19

http://www.weebls-stuff.com/toons/magical+trevor/
I have millions....well, maybe not millions, but a lot lol...

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I'll be over at SCII after the end has come.

Conan Godwin

In ur base kilin ur d00ds

Join date: 2 Aug 2006

Posts: 3,676

04-18-2008 08:22

From: Claire Silverspar

http://www.weebls-stuff.com/toons/magical+trevor/
I have millions....well, maybe not millions, but a lot lol...

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From: Raindrop Cooperstone

hateful much? dude, that was low. die.

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Isabeau Imako

P'tite Poulette

Join date: 13 Sep 2007

Posts: 2,335

04-18-2008 08:25

From: Conan Godwin

Admit it, you made this yourself as a video response to this thread.
That's pretty good..

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From: Macphisto Angelus

Just remember what my dear Grammy always says: "F**k 'em!"

Raymond Figtree

Gone, avi, gone

Join date: 17 May 2006

Posts: 6,256

04-18-2008 08:26

From: Trout Recreant

As long as I'm getting bacon and a paycheck, count me in. I wish I knew what the hell Osco and Jewell were. I'd take a shot at this one. Some sort of grocery store pharmacy combo?

Bingo. I got the script done, but it's not near as good as Oryx or Nika's versions. But I do talk about low prices and great service. We are the first supermarket chain to be bringing these to the masses.

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Nika Talaj

now you see her ...

Join date: 2 Jan 2007

Posts: 5,449

04-18-2008 08:36

From: Trout Recreant

As long as I'm getting bacon and a paycheck, count me in.

/me zips by the thread, consults my clipboard, looks at Ray and Trout over my pink half-glasses, and nods happily.

Hands each of you a suspiciously small white butcher's apron.

Welcome to the team, boys! Oh and Trout *pats his tummy*. Try to stay away from those cream cheese appetizers, hmmm? We'd like BOTH you and Ray to be able to flash the audience with ... ah ... some degree of aesthetic appeal!

Wouldn't want the masses getting the idea that bacon makes them chubby, now! *winks*
.

Claire Silverspar

Pokes Badgers With Spoons

Join date: 31 Oct 2007

Posts: 5,375

04-18-2008 08:40

LOL Conan....on both counts

ahem...my bruv just showed me this.....hilarious, but not suitable for work....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x7ha1zT5o8o&feature=related

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I'll miss this damn place.
I'll be over at SCII after the end has come.

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ConductorX Nieuport NO LONGER RELEVANT Join date: 29 Nov 2007 Posts: 86	04-18-2008 05:19 I have an easy recipe taught by Paul Prudhomme of the Blackened Redfish fame. Paul's Scrambled Eggs.. Two eggs 3 oz. water (approx) Beat the eggs with a fork, add any extras you like. onions, shallot , bell pepper etc... Melt a pat real butter in a skillet pour in egg mixture and cook rapidly while stirring. DONOT put milk in your scrambled eggs. When you heat milk it curdles causing the eggs to be flat and hard. Cooking with water creates steam and causes the eggs to be light and fluffy. "CX" _____________________
Claire Silverspar Pokes Badgers With Spoons Join date: 31 Oct 2007 Posts: 5,375	04-18-2008 06:03 From: Macphisto Angelus Yeah I know.. not the best cuisine. But those gorditos rock! ...um, what are gorditos? I dont think I've ever seen a Taco Bell/Hell thing....They're a US thingie right? .... I know a song that'll get on your nerves...get on your nerves...get on your nerves, I know a song that'll get on your nerves... and it goes like this: I know a song that'll get on your nerves...get on your nerves...get on your nerves, I know a song that'll get on your nerves... and it goes like this: I know a song that'll get on your nerves...get on your nerves...get on your nerves, I know a song that'll get on your nerves... and it goes like this: I know a song that'll get on your nerves...get on your nerves...get on your nerves, I know a song that'll get on your nerves... and it goes like this: ...... _____________________ I'll miss this damn place. I'll be over at SCII after the end has come.
Rioko Bamaisin Unstable Princess Join date: 16 Aug 2007 Posts: 4,668	04-18-2008 06:05 /me hands out plates of cheesy chicken omelettes. (changed just a little) This stuff is awesome. _____________________ http://www.flickr.com/photos/rioko1/
Claire Silverspar Pokes Badgers With Spoons Join date: 31 Oct 2007 Posts: 5,375	04-18-2008 06:07 From: Rioko Bamaisin /me hands out plates of cheesy chicken omelettes. (changed just a little) This stuff is awesome. Thankyou Rio /me smiles and returns to her corner.... I know a song that'll get on your nerves...get on your nerves...get on your nerves, I know a song that'll get on your nerves... and it goes like this: I know a song that'll get on your nerves...get on your nerves...get on your nerves, I know a song that'll get on your nerves... and it goes like this: I know a song that'll get on your nerves...get on your nerves...get on your nerves, I know a song that'll get on your nerves... and it goes like this: I know a song that'll get on your nerves...get on your nerves...get on your nerves, I know a song that'll get on your nerves... and it goes like this: _____________________ I'll miss this damn place. I'll be over at SCII after the end has come.
Rioko Bamaisin Unstable Princess Join date: 16 Aug 2007 Posts: 4,668	04-18-2008 07:05 /me hands out napkins and after dinner mints. _____________________ http://www.flickr.com/photos/rioko1/
Conan Godwin In ur base kilin ur d00ds Join date: 2 Aug 2006 Posts: 3,676	04-18-2008 07:08 From: Amaranthim Talon Nika - fascinating concept - Will you share some ideas of when stereotyping could be a benefit for the species as a whole? In other words, why would humans have developed that sort of defense mechanism, accepting for now that it is so. It allows people reach an understanding of the world at large based on an extrapolation of their own experience by following the logic that a person or object that shares certain characteristics with those that one has previously encountered will probably share other characteristics too. It is irrelevant whether this understanding of the world is accurate - it is only necessary that people think they understand the world in order for them to operate successfully in it. If every burger joint I have encountered has given me food poisoning in the past, for example, it is logical to assume that all burger joints I encounter will do so aswell and it is not worth taking the risk that THIS one will be different. /me does the Friday dance. _____________________ From: Raindrop Cooperstone hateful much? dude, that was low. die. .
Maggie McArdle FIOS hates puppies Join date: 8 May 2006 Posts: 2,855	04-18-2008 07:46 /me hits Tarina and Claire with the foamy bat, peenches Conan, Nika, and Amaranthim, for injecting reason into the thread, grabs a few flour tortillas and some farmer cheese and digs into the eggs dish. tries not to think about the chicken/egg thing..... _____________________ There's, uh, probably a lot of things you didn't know about lindens. Another, another interesting, uh, lindenism, uh, there are only three jobs available to a linden. The first is making shoes at night while, you know, while the old cobbler sleeps.You can bake cookies in a tree. But the third job, some call it, uh, "the show" or "the big dance," it's the profession that every linden aspires to.
Conan Godwin In ur base kilin ur d00ds Join date: 2 Aug 2006 Posts: 3,676	04-18-2008 07:47 Pie? (I've trademarked it by the way.) _____________________ From: Raindrop Cooperstone hateful much? dude, that was low. die. .
Maureen Boccaccio TWJKFA Join date: 28 Feb 2008 Posts: 14,484	04-18-2008 07:52 IT'S A SMALL WORLD It's a world of laughter, a world or tears It's a world of hopes, it's a world of fear There's so much that we share That it's time we're aware It's a small world after all It's a small world after all It's a small world after all It's a small world after all It's a small, small world There is just one moon and one golden sun And a smile means friendship to everyone. Though the mountains divide And the oceans are wide It's a small small world.
Max Herzog Cloudy Join date: 9 Jul 2006 Posts: 1,073	04-18-2008 07:54 From: Maureen Boccaccio IT'S A SMALL WORLD It's a world of laughter, a world or tears It's a world of hopes, it's a world of fear There's so much that we share That it's time we're aware It's a small world after all It's a small world after all It's a small world after all It's a small world after all It's a small, small world There is just one moon and one golden sun And a smile means friendship to everyone. Though the mountains divide And the oceans are wide It's a small small world. I'm now lost. Is this the sinister Disney "attraction", or a lyricist with a bad case of writer's block? _____________________ I do not like your tone. It has an ephemeral, whinging aspect. Gratuitous Flickrage http://www.flickr.com/photos/24213150@N04
Conan Godwin In ur base kilin ur d00ds Join date: 2 Aug 2006 Posts: 3,676	04-18-2008 07:55 This thread is the epitome of "lol internet". _____________________ From: Raindrop Cooperstone hateful much? dude, that was low. die. .
Maureen Boccaccio TWJKFA Join date: 28 Feb 2008 Posts: 14,484	04-18-2008 07:56 From: Max Herzog I'm now lost. Is this the sinister Disney "attraction", or a lyricist with a bad case of writer's block? Just my way of introducing a new earworm to everyone for the weekend....
Maggie McArdle FIOS hates puppies Join date: 8 May 2006 Posts: 2,855	Revenge!!!! 04-18-2008 07:57 http://youtube.com/watch?v=O_-hT4zYiGQ http://youtube.com/watch?v=mH2jU8yMQhM&feature=related http://youtube.com/watch?v=6BKsnG33COw&feature=related _____________________ There's, uh, probably a lot of things you didn't know about lindens. Another, another interesting, uh, lindenism, uh, there are only three jobs available to a linden. The first is making shoes at night while, you know, while the old cobbler sleeps.You can bake cookies in a tree. But the third job, some call it, uh, "the show" or "the big dance," it's the profession that every linden aspires to.
Claire Silverspar Pokes Badgers With Spoons Join date: 31 Oct 2007 Posts: 5,375	04-18-2008 08:00 /me thanks Rio again and takes the napkin and mints, /me laughs at Maggie and her foamby bat /me giggles at Maureen and sings along for a chorus or two /me frowns at Conan and thinks maybe I should have TM'd Pie(tm) first... /me does a wierd skippy Friday dance and sits down cross legged....takes a deep breath and..... I know a song that'll get on your nerves...get on your nerves...get on your nerves, I know a song that'll get on your nerves... and it goes like this: ...... _____________________ I'll miss this damn place. I'll be over at SCII after the end has come.
Claire Silverspar Pokes Badgers With Spoons Join date: 31 Oct 2007 Posts: 5,375	04-18-2008 08:05 From: Maggie McArdle http://youtube.com/watch?v=6BKsnG33COw&feature=related ner ner...I can go one better http://youtube.com/watch?v=wky5H1xC6-I _____________________ I'll miss this damn place. I'll be over at SCII after the end has come.
Maggie McArdle FIOS hates puppies Join date: 8 May 2006 Posts: 2,855	04-18-2008 08:08 From: Claire Silverspar ner ner...I can go one better http://youtube.com/watch?v=wky5H1xC6-I EVILNESS Squared >_<!!! _____________________ There's, uh, probably a lot of things you didn't know about lindens. Another, another interesting, uh, lindenism, uh, there are only three jobs available to a linden. The first is making shoes at night while, you know, while the old cobbler sleeps.You can bake cookies in a tree. But the third job, some call it, uh, "the show" or "the big dance," it's the profession that every linden aspires to.
Chris Norse Loud Arrogant Redneck Join date: 1 Oct 2006 Posts: 5,735	04-18-2008 08:10 http://youtube.com/watch?v=88waiHTyjhA&feature=related _____________________ I'm going to pick a fight William Wallace, Braveheart “Rules are mostly made to be broken and are too often for the lazy to hide behind” Douglas MacArthur FULL
Maggie McArdle FIOS hates puppies Join date: 8 May 2006 Posts: 2,855	04-18-2008 08:12 i see your llama song and raise you: http://youtube.com/watch?v=cDnhhSlcY6M&feature=related _____________________ There's, uh, probably a lot of things you didn't know about lindens. Another, another interesting, uh, lindenism, uh, there are only three jobs available to a linden. The first is making shoes at night while, you know, while the old cobbler sleeps.You can bake cookies in a tree. But the third job, some call it, uh, "the show" or "the big dance," it's the profession that every linden aspires to.
Trout Recreant Public Enemy No. 1 Join date: 24 Jul 2007 Posts: 4,873	04-18-2008 08:14 From: Nika Talaj And my entry: Hello from the Osco/Jewell™ stores, home of mercantile triumph! smile heartily I know you've all been waiting for this announcement on our corporate vision. Like you, I think it's long overdue. glance down, put on glasses, return to camera with a steady, honest gaze I have some exciting news for you. Since our inception in 1899, Jewell markets have specialized in the sort of solid product that has formed the backbone of American Midwestern cuisine. We have served as a beacon to the industry for good eatin' at fair prices. And when we merged with Osco, we acquired valuable digestive aids for our customer base that would allow them to buy our markets' food products with complete disregard to their possible impact on their waistlines and digestive tracts. Good Times! However, our markets have been overtaken by larger players, and we have not been able to compete. After a series of less-than-impressive mergers and spinouts, we now have the opportunity to strike out on our own again, forging a new corporate identity! We have chosen to specialize in a single product, creating a new specialty store that we think the Midwest has been craving for a long, long time: the Bacon Boutique! I have here a demo. Gentlemen? camera pulls back as CEO gestures welcomingly Trout and Ray appear dressed only in white butcher's aprons, rolling between them a tall rack displaying an aromatic smorgasbord of pork delights Trout smiles and makes Vanna White™ display gestures up and down the rack Ray briefly turns his unclad rear to the audience O.o!!, picks up a crispy morsel, and crunches it with evident delight as he turns again to face front WILD APPLAUSE!!!!! CEO lights up a cigar and waves it expansively AH KNOW, I just KNOW, our fortunes will all be made with this bold concept! We are talking co-marketing deals with both Dunkin Donut's and Starbucks. Soon there'll be a Bacon Boutique on your block. And an Osco right next door to help with any little health issues that may follow. fadeout, while jingle comes up Fresh to Your Family -- from Jewel! . As long as I'm getting bacon and a paycheck, count me in. I wish I knew what the hell Osco and Jewell were. I'd take a shot at this one. Some sort of grocery store pharmacy combo? _____________________ From: Jerboa Haystack A Trout Rating (tm) is something to cherish. To flaunt and be proud of. It is something all women should aspire to obtain!
Claire Silverspar Pokes Badgers With Spoons Join date: 31 Oct 2007 Posts: 5,375	04-18-2008 08:19 http://www.weebls-stuff.com/toons/magical+trevor/ I have millions....well, maybe not millions, but a lot lol... _____________________ I'll miss this damn place. I'll be over at SCII after the end has come.
Conan Godwin In ur base kilin ur d00ds Join date: 2 Aug 2006 Posts: 3,676	04-18-2008 08:22 From: Claire Silverspar http://www.weebls-stuff.com/toons/magical+trevor/ I have millions....well, maybe not millions, but a lot lol... _____________________ From: Raindrop Cooperstone hateful much? dude, that was low. die. .
Isabeau Imako P'tite Poulette Join date: 13 Sep 2007 Posts: 2,335	04-18-2008 08:25 From: Conan Godwin Admit it, you made this yourself as a video response to this thread. That's pretty good.. _____________________ From: Macphisto Angelus Just remember what my dear Grammy always says: "F**k 'em!"
Raymond Figtree Gone, avi, gone Join date: 17 May 2006 Posts: 6,256	04-18-2008 08:26 From: Trout Recreant As long as I'm getting bacon and a paycheck, count me in. I wish I knew what the hell Osco and Jewell were. I'd take a shot at this one. Some sort of grocery store pharmacy combo? Bingo. I got the script done, but it's not near as good as Oryx or Nika's versions. But I do talk about low prices and great service. We are the first supermarket chain to be bringing these to the masses. _____________________ Read or listen to some Eckhart Tolle. You won't regret it.
Nika Talaj now you see her ... Join date: 2 Jan 2007 Posts: 5,449	04-18-2008 08:36 From: Trout Recreant As long as I'm getting bacon and a paycheck, count me in. /me zips by the thread, consults my clipboard, looks at Ray and Trout over my pink half-glasses, and nods happily. Hands each of you a suspiciously small white butcher's apron. Welcome to the team, boys! Oh and Trout pats his tummy. Try to stay away from those cream cheese appetizers, hmmm? We'd like BOTH you and Ray to be able to flash the audience with ... ah ... some degree of aesthetic appeal! Wouldn't want the masses getting the idea that bacon makes them chubby, now! winks .
Claire Silverspar Pokes Badgers With Spoons Join date: 31 Oct 2007 Posts: 5,375	04-18-2008 08:40 LOL Conan....on both counts ahem...my bruv just showed me this.....hilarious, but not suitable for work.... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x7ha1zT5o8o&feature=related _____________________ I'll miss this damn place. I'll be over at SCII after the end has come.

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