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LittleMe Jewell

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Join date: 8 Oct 2007

Posts: 11,319

09-10-2009 11:14

From: Smith Peel

Hey Adder... Let's get back to the pecker jokes, brother

I'll start.

Dear Management,

I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons:

1- I do physical labor
2- I work at great depths
3- I plunge head first into everything I do
4- I do not get weekends or public holidays off
5- I work in a damp environment
6- I don't get paid overtime
7- I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation
8- I work in high temperatures
9- My work exposes me to contagious diseases

Dear Penis,

After assessing your request and considering the arguments you have raised, the administration rejects your request for the following reasons:

1- You can not work 8 hours straight
2- You fall asleep on the job after brief work periods
3- You do not always follow the orders of the management team
4- You do not stay in your designated area and are often seen visiting other locations
5- You do not take initiative -- you need to be pressured and stimulated in order to start working
6- You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift
7- You don't always observe necessary safety regulations, such as wearing the correct protective gear
8- You will retire well before you are 65
9- You are unable to work double shifts
10- You sometimes leave your designated work before you have completed the assigned task
11- And if that were not enough, you have been seen constantly entering and exiting the workplace carrying two suspicious looking bags

Sincerely,
The Management

OMG - I am sending this one around.

_____________________

♥♥♥
-Lil

Why do you sit there looking like an envelope without any address on it?
~Mark Twain~

Optimism is denial, so face the facts and move on.
♥♥♥
Lil's Yard Sale / Inventory Cleanout: http://slurl.com/secondlife/Triggerfish/52/27/22
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http://www.flickr.com/photos/littleme_jewell

LittleMe Jewell

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Join date: 8 Oct 2007

Posts: 11,319

09-10-2009 11:17

From: Pserendipity Daniels

What do you expect when the workplace environment is so unappealing . . .

Pep ( . . . situated as it is between the Waterworks and the Sewage Plant.

)

YOU owe me a new monitor

_____________________

♥♥♥
-Lil

Why do you sit there looking like an envelope without any address on it?
~Mark Twain~

Optimism is denial, so face the facts and move on.
♥♥♥
Lil's Yard Sale / Inventory Cleanout: http://slurl.com/secondlife/Triggerfish/52/27/22
.
http://www.flickr.com/photos/littleme_jewell

Smith Peel

Smif v2.0

Join date: 10 Jan 2005

Posts: 1,597

09-10-2009 11:17

From: LittleMe Jewell

OMG - I am sending this one around.

_____________________

Wanna live in a giant wang?
http://slurl.com/secondlife/Conroy/210/210/22/

Or just be bad in public?
http://slurl.com/secondlife/Conroy/222/22/22/

LittleMe Jewell

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Join date: 8 Oct 2007

Posts: 11,319

09-10-2009 11:22

From: Bradley Bracken

I'm not sure you're teling the truth. I am fairly certain that you and Jumpy are the same person.

I thought you were her alt?

_____________________

♥♥♥
-Lil

Why do you sit there looking like an envelope without any address on it?
~Mark Twain~

Optimism is denial, so face the facts and move on.
♥♥♥
Lil's Yard Sale / Inventory Cleanout: http://slurl.com/secondlife/Triggerfish/52/27/22
.
http://www.flickr.com/photos/littleme_jewell

LittleMe Jewell

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Join date: 8 Oct 2007

Posts: 11,319

09-10-2009 11:25

Anyway, to respond to the OP:

I am the Alt that took over. My original account was created about 6 months before Lil. I created Lil for a variety of reasons, but ultimately Lil became the main account. The original account is still there for group purposes, testing permissions, paying me her L$300 each week, etc.. I have a few other alts I've created to test things or set up pose balls or just cuz I liked the name. Only 3 of those ever got off orientation island and a few never even logged in.

_____________________

♥♥♥
-Lil

Why do you sit there looking like an envelope without any address on it?
~Mark Twain~

Optimism is denial, so face the facts and move on.
♥♥♥
Lil's Yard Sale / Inventory Cleanout: http://slurl.com/secondlife/Triggerfish/52/27/22
.
http://www.flickr.com/photos/littleme_jewell

Seven Okelli

last days of pompeii

Join date: 4 Dec 2008

Posts: 2,300

09-10-2009 11:59

From: Bradley Bracken

I'm not sure you're teling the truth. I am fairly certain that you and Jumpy are the same person.

You have to be joking - have you met them both?

OMG - for someone to actually pull that one off, they would have to be the most amazing actor on earth, or a complete split personality.

.

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: I met most of the people I know in Second Life through these forums.
: I learned most of what I know of Second Life through these forums.
: When I couldn't get inworld, these forums were the next best thing.
: And sometimes these forums WERE the best thing.
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Kalor Rayner

A Face in the Crowd

Join date: 2 Aug 2009

Posts: 423

09-10-2009 12:16

This account was created just over three years before my alt was created. My alt, though, has pretty much become my main of late. I spend more time in world with her account than I do with this one. I mainly use this account for the L$500 weekly stipend, group, and land. I'm just starting to let Kalor out of his cage a little more in world now, though. He was getting a little lonely stuck in his gilded cage. LOL

Lindal Kidd

Dances With Noobs

Join date: 26 Jun 2007

Posts: 8,371

09-10-2009 14:26

From: Seven Okelli

You have to be joking - have you met them both?

OMG - for someone to actually pull that one off, they would have to be the most amazing actor on earth, or a complete split personality.

.

He's joking.

_____________________

It's still My World and My Imagination! So there.
Lindal Kidd

Deira Llanfair

Deira to rhyme with Myra

Join date: 16 Oct 2006

Posts: 2,315

09-10-2009 14:31

From: Eileen Dover

Are you?

All alts unite!!

Is your main called Ben?

_____________________

Deira

Must create animations for head-desk and palm-face!.

Eileen Dover

Registered User

Join date: 10 Sep 2009

Posts: 6

09-10-2009 14:37

From: Deira Llanfair

Is your main called Ben?

That name was already taken, so no, Ben is not mine, nor is Ben anyone I know.

Deira Llanfair

Deira to rhyme with Myra

Join date: 16 Oct 2006

Posts: 2,315

09-10-2009 14:42

From: Eileen Dover

That name was already taken, so no, Ben is not mine, nor is Ben anyone I know.

You could make an Alt called WhiteCliffsOf

or maybe just, Trip, Slip or Rolle.

No - I'm not an Alt.

_____________________

Deira

Must create animations for head-desk and palm-face!.

X7 Mubble

Registered User

Join date: 24 Jan 2009

Posts: 3

09-10-2009 15:23

This functionary alt has been authorised to post this message from Ms Conifer Dada of Yosu Sim. It has the form of a black ball about 1 metre in diameter and it never does anything.

Treasure Ballinger

Virtual Ability

Join date: 31 Dec 2007

Posts: 2,745

09-10-2009 15:25

From: X7 Mubble

This functionary alt has been authorised to post this message from Ms Conifer Dada of Yosu Sim. It has the form of a black ball about 1 metre in diameter and it never does anything.

Awwww! (((hug)))

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LittleMe Jewell ........... Join date: 8 Oct 2007 Posts: 11,319	09-10-2009 11:14 From: Smith Peel Hey Adder... Let's get back to the pecker jokes, brother I'll start. Dear Management, I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons: 1- I do physical labor 2- I work at great depths 3- I plunge head first into everything I do 4- I do not get weekends or public holidays off 5- I work in a damp environment 6- I don't get paid overtime 7- I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation 8- I work in high temperatures 9- My work exposes me to contagious diseases Dear Penis, After assessing your request and considering the arguments you have raised, the administration rejects your request for the following reasons: 1- You can not work 8 hours straight 2- You fall asleep on the job after brief work periods 3- You do not always follow the orders of the management team 4- You do not stay in your designated area and are often seen visiting other locations 5- You do not take initiative -- you need to be pressured and stimulated in order to start working 6- You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift 7- You don't always observe necessary safety regulations, such as wearing the correct protective gear 8- You will retire well before you are 65 9- You are unable to work double shifts 10- You sometimes leave your designated work before you have completed the assigned task 11- And if that were not enough, you have been seen constantly entering and exiting the workplace carrying two suspicious looking bags Sincerely, The Management OMG - I am sending this one around. _____________________ ♥♥♥ -Lil Why do you sit there looking like an envelope without any address on it? ~Mark Twain~ Optimism is denial, so face the facts and move on. ♥♥♥ Lil's Yard Sale / Inventory Cleanout: http://slurl.com/secondlife/Triggerfish/52/27/22 . http://www.flickr.com/photos/littleme_jewell
LittleMe Jewell ........... Join date: 8 Oct 2007 Posts: 11,319	09-10-2009 11:17 From: Pserendipity Daniels What do you expect when the workplace environment is so unappealing . . . Pep ( . . . situated as it is between the Waterworks and the Sewage Plant. ) YOU owe me a new monitor _____________________ ♥♥♥ -Lil Why do you sit there looking like an envelope without any address on it? ~Mark Twain~ Optimism is denial, so face the facts and move on. ♥♥♥ Lil's Yard Sale / Inventory Cleanout: http://slurl.com/secondlife/Triggerfish/52/27/22 . http://www.flickr.com/photos/littleme_jewell
Smith Peel Smif v2.0 Join date: 10 Jan 2005 Posts: 1,597	09-10-2009 11:17 From: LittleMe Jewell OMG - I am sending this one around. _____________________ Wanna live in a giant wang? http://slurl.com/secondlife/Conroy/210/210/22/ Or just be bad in public? http://slurl.com/secondlife/Conroy/222/22/22/
LittleMe Jewell ........... Join date: 8 Oct 2007 Posts: 11,319	09-10-2009 11:22 From: Bradley Bracken I'm not sure you're teling the truth. I am fairly certain that you and Jumpy are the same person. I thought you were her alt? _____________________ ♥♥♥ -Lil Why do you sit there looking like an envelope without any address on it? ~Mark Twain~ Optimism is denial, so face the facts and move on. ♥♥♥ Lil's Yard Sale / Inventory Cleanout: http://slurl.com/secondlife/Triggerfish/52/27/22 . http://www.flickr.com/photos/littleme_jewell
LittleMe Jewell ........... Join date: 8 Oct 2007 Posts: 11,319	09-10-2009 11:25 Anyway, to respond to the OP: I am the Alt that took over. My original account was created about 6 months before Lil. I created Lil for a variety of reasons, but ultimately Lil became the main account. The original account is still there for group purposes, testing permissions, paying me her L$300 each week, etc.. I have a few other alts I've created to test things or set up pose balls or just cuz I liked the name. Only 3 of those ever got off orientation island and a few never even logged in. _____________________ ♥♥♥ -Lil Why do you sit there looking like an envelope without any address on it? ~Mark Twain~ Optimism is denial, so face the facts and move on. ♥♥♥ Lil's Yard Sale / Inventory Cleanout: http://slurl.com/secondlife/Triggerfish/52/27/22 . http://www.flickr.com/photos/littleme_jewell
Seven Okelli last days of pompeii Join date: 4 Dec 2008 Posts: 2,300	09-10-2009 11:59 From: Bradley Bracken I'm not sure you're teling the truth. I am fairly certain that you and Jumpy are the same person. You have to be joking - have you met them both? OMG - for someone to actually pull that one off, they would have to be the most amazing actor on earth, or a complete split personality. . _____________________ : : I met most of the people I know in Second Life through these forums. : I learned most of what I know of Second Life through these forums. : When I couldn't get inworld, these forums were the next best thing. : And sometimes these forums WERE the best thing. :
Kalor Rayner A Face in the Crowd Join date: 2 Aug 2009 Posts: 423	09-10-2009 12:16 This account was created just over three years before my alt was created. My alt, though, has pretty much become my main of late. I spend more time in world with her account than I do with this one. I mainly use this account for the L$500 weekly stipend, group, and land. I'm just starting to let Kalor out of his cage a little more in world now, though. He was getting a little lonely stuck in his gilded cage. LOL
Lindal Kidd Dances With Noobs Join date: 26 Jun 2007 Posts: 8,371	09-10-2009 14:26 From: Seven Okelli You have to be joking - have you met them both? OMG - for someone to actually pull that one off, they would have to be the most amazing actor on earth, or a complete split personality. . He's joking. _____________________ It's still My World and My Imagination! So there. Lindal Kidd
Deira Llanfair Deira to rhyme with Myra Join date: 16 Oct 2006 Posts: 2,315	09-10-2009 14:31 From: Eileen Dover Are you? All alts unite!! Is your main called Ben? _____________________ Deira Must create animations for head-desk and palm-face!.
Eileen Dover Registered User Join date: 10 Sep 2009 Posts: 6	09-10-2009 14:37 From: Deira Llanfair Is your main called Ben? That name was already taken, so no, Ben is not mine, nor is Ben anyone I know.
Deira Llanfair Deira to rhyme with Myra Join date: 16 Oct 2006 Posts: 2,315	09-10-2009 14:42 From: Eileen Dover That name was already taken, so no, Ben is not mine, nor is Ben anyone I know. You could make an Alt called WhiteCliffsOf or maybe just, Trip, Slip or Rolle. No - I'm not an Alt. _____________________ Deira Must create animations for head-desk and palm-face!.
X7 Mubble Registered User Join date: 24 Jan 2009 Posts: 3	09-10-2009 15:23 This functionary alt has been authorised to post this message from Ms Conifer Dada of Yosu Sim. It has the form of a black ball about 1 metre in diameter and it never does anything.
Treasure Ballinger Virtual Ability Join date: 31 Dec 2007 Posts: 2,745	09-10-2009 15:25 From: X7 Mubble This functionary alt has been authorised to post this message from Ms Conifer Dada of Yosu Sim. It has the form of a black ball about 1 metre in diameter and it never does anything. Awwww! (((hug)))

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