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Smith Peel
Smif v2.0
Join date: 10 Jan 2005
Posts: 1,597
09-10-2009 06:07
I'm a main :rolleyes:
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Inbred Texan
Registered User
Join date: 5 Feb 2009
Posts: 88
09-10-2009 06:09
From: Smith Peel
I'm a main :rolleyes:


It is spelled man. LOL jk
Smith Peel
Smif v2.0
Join date: 10 Jan 2005
Posts: 1,597
09-10-2009 06:09
From: Inbred Texan
It is spelled man. LOL jk


LOLz!
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Brenda Connolly
Un United Avatar
Join date: 10 Jan 2007
Posts: 25,000
09-10-2009 06:09
No alts here.
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Eli Schlegal
Registered User
Join date: 20 Nov 2007
Posts: 2,387
09-10-2009 06:26
From: Eileen Dover
Are you?

All alts unite!!


Eileen Dover is an awesome name. (Say it out loud if you didn't already get the joke.)
Speaking of which... that's a good way to spot an alt... if they have a clever funny name.
Mickey Vandeverre
See you Inworld
Join date: 7 Dec 2006
Posts: 2,542
09-10-2009 06:53
From: Atticus Adder


On the one hand you seem quite a nice man, you have a sense of humour, I've even read a post or two where you appear,well, ..kind.



No kidding? When?
Treasure Ballinger
Virtual Ability
Join date: 31 Dec 2007
Posts: 2,745
09-10-2009 06:55
I don't have any alts. I can barely keep up with Treasure.
Screwtape Foulsbane
Registered User
Join date: 30 Dec 2007
Posts: 134
09-10-2009 06:59
I do have an alt but I use it to to test scripted objects.
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Evangeline Abruzzo
The Game Mistress
Join date: 20 Oct 2006
Posts: 121
09-10-2009 07:02
I'm not an alt but I play one on tv.
Scylla Rhiadra
Gentle is Human
Join date: 11 Oct 2008
Posts: 4,427
09-10-2009 07:04
From: Atticus Adder
I've just really got to ask .... why?

On the one hand you seem quite a nice man, you have a sense of humour, I've even read a post or two where you appear,well, ..kind.

However, a lot of the time you're not much more than a bully.

You're right on several counts:

1. I'm middle aged
2. I own a small software business.

On the subject of our relative intellects and "neural" assets, I couldn't really comment.. although I'm sure you can and will.

I can't really comment you see Pep, because for most people intellect exhibits itself in ideas, informed debate, creativity.

You choose to exhibit yours by correcting grammar, scoring cheap points off of people's typo's and some issue I've yet to understand concerning johnny foreigner coming over here and stealing our language.

I guess my mistake was in joking with you about your use of the word Nihilism. I really should have realised that someone whose identity seems so intrinsically dependent on how "intelligent" he appears to a set of strangers on a message board, wouldn't take that too well.

I'm sorry this has all deteriorated into a sort of personal feud, but the truth of the matter is that I don't really like you.

You are a bully for the most part, pure and simple, and that's a trait I pretty much despise.

Anyway, on that note, I'll leave the floor to you. The fact is that I don't really like myself either when I'm doing this wee thing with you.

You win, you're a very intelligent erudite man, and we could all learn a lot while sitting at your feet.

It's a pity though, isn't it Pep, that what makes a man isn't all about a tertiary education?

PS.

The thing above about wearing your learning like a pocket watch; it wasn't actually me that said that, but a guy called Lord Chesterfield.. but then you knew that, didn't you.? :)

/me hurries back with her buttered popcorn ...

Did I miss anything????
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Scylla Rhiadra
Pserendipity Daniels
Assume sarcasm as default
Join date: 21 Dec 2006
Posts: 8,839
09-10-2009 07:05
From: Atticus Adder
I've just really got to ask .... why?

On the one hand you seem quite a nice man, you have a sense of humour, I've even read a post or two where you appear,well, ..kind.

However, a lot of the time you're not much more than a bully.

You're right on several counts:

1. I'm middle aged
2. I own a small software business.

On the subject of our relative intellects and "neural" assets, I couldn't really comment.. although I'm sure you can and will.

I can't really comment you see Pep, because for most people intellect exhibits itself in ideas, informed debate, creativity.

You choose to exhibit yours by correcting grammar, scoring cheap points off of people's typo's and some issue I've yet to understand concerning johnny foreigner coming over here and stealing our language.

I guess my mistake was in joking with you about your use of the word Nihilism. I really should have realised that someone whose identity seems so intrinsically dependent on how "intelligent" he appears to a set of strangers on a message board, wouldn't take that too well.

I'm sorry this has all deteriorated into a sort of personal feud, but the truth of the matter is that I don't really like you.

You are a bully for the most part, pure and simple, and that's a trait I pretty much despise.

Anyway, on that note, I'll leave the floor to you. The fact is that I don't really like myself either when I'm doing this wee thing with you.

You win, you're a very intelligent erudite man, and we could all learn a lot while sitting at your feet.

It's a pity though, isn't it Pep, that what makes a man isn't all about a tertiary education?

PS.

The thing above about wearing your learning like a pocket watch; it wasn't actually me that said that, but a guy called Lord Chesterfield.. but then you knew that, didn't you.? :)
I could probably make a list of your previous incarnations; your "style" is fairly easy to spot. Apart from anything else, every time you reincarnate you like to have a pop at me (it's *your* feud, not mine) and I respond appropriately, and you whinge a bit, like you just did. Maybe it's something to do with your public admission of being a bit of a troll (yes, my memory is good) which would explain your desire for serial alts.

Pep (Chesterfield also said "Advice is seldom welcome, and those who need it the most, like it the least.”)
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Pserendipity Daniels
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Join date: 21 Dec 2006
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09-10-2009 07:07
From: Mickey Vandeverre
No kidding? When?
You have to be able to read English to understand my posts, Mickey. :p

Pep (Keep practising, I am sure you'll improve. :rolleyes: )
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Scylla Rhiadra
Gentle is Human
Join date: 11 Oct 2008
Posts: 4,427
09-10-2009 07:07
From: Pserendipity Daniels
I could probably make a list of your previous incarnations; your "style" is fairly easy to spot. Apart from anything else, every time you reincarnate you like to have a pop at me (it's *your* feud, not mine) and I respond appropriately, and you whinge a bit, like you just did. Maybe it's something to do with your public admission of being a bit of a troll (yes, my memory is good) which would explain your desire for serial alts.

Pep (Chesterfield also said "Advice is seldom welcome, and those who need it the most, like it the least.”)



ETA: OMG, I can't believe I just posted a picture of a woman dressed like that . . . I'm going to be drummed out of the sisterhood! :(
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Scylla Rhiadra
Lindal Kidd
Dances With Noobs
Join date: 26 Jun 2007
Posts: 8,371
09-10-2009 07:10
From: Amaranthim Talon
I want to congratulate Eileen Dover on her giggle worthy name.
(I'm not an alt)


You should meet her brother Ben. :D
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Lindal Kidd
Pserendipity Daniels
Assume sarcasm as default
Join date: 21 Dec 2006
Posts: 8,839
09-10-2009 07:11
From: Scylla Rhiadra
/me hurries back with her buttered popcorn ...

Did I miss anything????
Nothing important.

Pep (Middle aged English businessmen virtually brawling, one apparently using a dictionary and thesaurus as weapons, one just equipped with a brain.)

PS While I was posting you got it, Scylla. And thanks for the pic of Lady Gaga's previous entertainment experience.
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Eli Schlegal
Registered User
Join date: 20 Nov 2007
Posts: 2,387
09-10-2009 07:13
From: Scylla Rhiadra


ETA: OMG, I can't believe I just posted a picture of a woman dressed like that . . . I'm going to be drummed out of the sisterhood! :(


Can we talk about her shape? Omg... SO unrealistic. She's a TOTAL Frenkenbarbie. :p
Smith Peel
Smif v2.0
Join date: 10 Jan 2005
Posts: 1,597
09-10-2009 07:17
Hey Adder... Let's get back to the pecker jokes, brother :D

I'll start.

Dear Management,

I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons:

1- I do physical labor
2- I work at great depths
3- I plunge head first into everything I do
4- I do not get weekends or public holidays off
5- I work in a damp environment
6- I don't get paid overtime
7- I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation
8- I work in high temperatures
9- My work exposes me to contagious diseases

Dear Penis,

After assessing your request and considering the arguments you have raised, the administration rejects your request for the following reasons:

1- You can not work 8 hours straight
2- You fall asleep on the job after brief work periods
3- You do not always follow the orders of the management team
4- You do not stay in your designated area and are often seen visiting other locations
5- You do not take initiative -- you need to be pressured and stimulated in order to start working
6- You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift
7- You don't always observe necessary safety regulations, such as wearing the correct protective gear
8- You will retire well before you are 65
9- You are unable to work double shifts
10- You sometimes leave your designated work before you have completed the assigned task
11- And if that were not enough, you have been seen constantly entering and exiting the workplace carrying two suspicious looking bags

Sincerely,
The Management
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Scylla Rhiadra
Gentle is Human
Join date: 11 Oct 2008
Posts: 4,427
09-10-2009 07:31
From: Smith Peel
Dear Penis,

After assessing your request and considering the arguments you have raised, the administration rejects your request for the following reasons:

1- You can not work 8 hours straight
2- You fall asleep on the job after brief work periods
3- You do not always follow the orders of the management team
4- You do not stay in your designated area and are often seen visiting other locations
5- You do not take initiative -- you need to be pressured and stimulated in order to start working
6- You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift
7- You don't always observe necessary safety regulations, such as wearing the correct protective gear
8- You will retire well before you are 65
9- You are unable to work double shifts
10- You sometimes leave your designated work before you have completed the assigned task
11- And if that were not enough, you have been seen constantly entering and exiting the workplace carrying two suspicious looking bags

Sincerely,
The Management

'Nuff said. :D

There's many a true word spoken in jest.
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Scylla Rhiadra
Pserendipity Daniels
Assume sarcasm as default
Join date: 21 Dec 2006
Posts: 8,839
09-10-2009 07:34
From: Scylla Rhiadra
'Nuff said. :D

There's many a true word spoken in jest.
What do you expect when the workplace environment is so unappealing . . .

Pep ( . . . situated as it is between the Waterworks and the Sewage Plant. :D )
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Smith Peel
Smif v2.0
Join date: 10 Jan 2005
Posts: 1,597
09-10-2009 07:35
From: Scylla Rhiadra
'Nuff said. :D

There's many a true word spoken in jest.


I'd deny it if I could! lolz
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Smith Peel
Smif v2.0
Join date: 10 Jan 2005
Posts: 1,597
09-10-2009 07:35
From: Pserendipity Daniels
. . . situated as it is between the Waterworks and the Sewage Plant. :D



Wrong, Pep!!!!!!!!!!!! LOLz
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Scylla Rhiadra
Gentle is Human
Join date: 11 Oct 2008
Posts: 4,427
09-10-2009 07:38
From: Pserendipity Daniels
What do you expect when the workplace environment is so unappealing . . .

Pep ( . . . situated as it is between the Waterworks and the Sewage Plant. :D )


Crazy Jane Talks to the Bishop

I met the Bishop on the road
And much said he and I.
'Those breasts are flat and fallen now,
Those veins must soon be dry;
Live in a heavenly mansion,
Not in some foul sty.'

'Fair and foul are near of kin,
And fair needs foul,' I cried.
'My friends are gone, but that's a truth
Nor grave nor bed denied,
Learned in bodily lowliness
And in the heart's pride.

'A woman can be proud and stiff
When on love intent;
But Love has pitched his mansion in
The place of excrement;
For nothing can be sole or whole
That has not been rent.'

(Ever noticed how Yeats gets quoted a lot here? I wonder why?)
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Scylla Rhiadra
Lear Cale
wordy bugger
Join date: 22 Aug 2007
Posts: 3,569
09-10-2009 07:41
From: Atticus Adder
"Senseless Nihilism"?.. now Pep, for someone who likes to pick people up on their failings in IQ or education, I'm surprised to see you lapse into such a poor turn of phrase.

Firstly, while it sounds like the right word for the task, I'm pretty sure even you haven't got a long enough lever to make Nihilism mean what you apparently want it to mean here.

Mind you, you're a talented guy, so given that you may just manage it, all you've done is lapse even more embarrassingly into the crime of tautology.

Or, if none of those options appeal, we can always adopt you as our very own Humpty Dumpty.

Atticus (waiting patiently to be presented with a "True Fact"....)
If you expect Pep to live up to his expectations of others, you'll be sorely disappointed.
Lear Cale
wordy bugger
Join date: 22 Aug 2007
Posts: 3,569
09-10-2009 07:44
From: Pserendipity Daniels
From: Inbred Texan

I've got a 2-3 syllable limit.

Not being picky or anything, but do you have a two syllable limit or a three syllable limit? :confused:

Pep (who doesn't need a thesaurus, dictionary or other artificial aid, just a good memory.)

PS And doesn't rely completely on spell checkers that can't differentiate the difference in sense between 'nimble' and 'nibble'. :D
I think that would be a -1 syllable limit. I'm still trying to grasp that concept, though. ;)
Smith Peel
Smif v2.0
Join date: 10 Jan 2005
Posts: 1,597
09-10-2009 07:44
From: Scylla Rhiadra
But Love has pitched his mansion in
The place of excrement;
For nothing can be sole or whole
That has not been rent.'


I find that poem both dirty and little depressing...
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