I am an alt...

However, I am not frightened of "that time of the month"

Yeats wouldn't be an immersionist. Yeats would be making experimental builds that nobody could understand.

OK I gotta google "churching" (I'm a little frightened)...

Crazy Jane Talks to the Bishop

I met the Bishop on the road
And much said he and I.
'Those breasts are flat and fallen now,
Those veins must soon be dry;
Live in a heavenly mansion,
Not in some foul sty.'

'Fair and foul are near of kin,
And fair needs foul,' I cried.
'My friends are gone, but that's a truth
Nor grave nor bed denied,
Learned in bodily lowliness
And in the heart's pride.

'A woman can be proud and stiff
When on love intent;
But Love has pitched his mansion in
The place of excrement;
For nothing can be sole or whole
That has not been rent.'

AH HA!!!

See??? Even your use of that cute little euphemism ("that time of the month" reveals your fear of the alien other!

churching

SMiF Interpretation®



Quoth the Bishop, "Die, you old hag."



Quoth Crazy Jane, "Yin & Yang & all that, you asshat."



Quoth Crazy Jane, bending over, "I'm not too old to take it up the wazoo. Let's go!"

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This doesn't happen to me often . . . but you've left me pretty much speechless with this, Smith ...

Success!!!!

Still speechless huh? )))))))))))))

OK... I release you of your backlog of W's... better now? ))))))

Hey, it's not that time of th..... I mean, hello pretty lady. Here's some chocolate

(... trying to ... get ... my voice ... back ...)

You would be in my house . . .

Pep ( . . . because it lasts about thirty days each month. )

Hey Adder... Let's get back to the pecker jokes, brother

I'll start.

Dear Management,

I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons:

1- I do physical labor
2- I work at great depths
3- I plunge head first into everything I do
4- I do not get weekends or public holidays off
5- I work in a damp environment
6- I don't get paid overtime
7- I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation
8- I work in high temperatures
9- My work exposes me to contagious diseases

Dear Penis,

After assessing your request and considering the arguments you have raised, the administration rejects your request for the following reasons:

1- You can not work 8 hours straight
2- You fall asleep on the job after brief work periods
3- You do not always follow the orders of the management team
4- You do not stay in your designated area and are often seen visiting other locations
5- You do not take initiative -- you need to be pressured and stimulated in order to start working
6- You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift
7- You don't always observe necessary safety regulations, such as wearing the correct protective gear
8- You will retire well before you are 65
9- You are unable to work double shifts
10- You sometimes leave your designated work before you have completed the assigned task
11- And if that were not enough, you have been seen constantly entering and exiting the workplace carrying two suspicious looking bags

Sincerely,
The Management

No alts here.

Pep, who are you trying to fool? I bet your wife is the nicest woman in the world, brings your slippers and pipe, sits at your feet and just can't get enough of the wonderful man she married . . .


btw, I am an alt

I cut, pasted and printed the above on a word doc and passed it around. You should hear the laughter in my office.

Pep, who are you trying to fool? I bet your wife is the nicest woman in the world, brings your slippers and pipe, sits at your feet and just can't get enough of the wonderful man she married . . .


btw, I am an alt

But Love has pitched his mansion

Can we talk about her shape? Omg... SO unrealistic. She's a TOTAL Frenkenbarbie.