impending gor raid? Can we defend ourselves legally?

I take it the invasion hasn't happened yet? Well, great! If it can hold off for another half day or so, I'll have my new power supply in so I can enjoy it in all it's gory detail!

You'll have to get the designers of Caledon to retro-fit drop-rear flaps to their battle pantaloons!

Wow, that's a lot of money.
You should try Deer Nuts, there're under a buck.

/rimshot

The OP probably tried his sim crashing nukes and umm.. well, won't be around for the invasion. Darn, I'd have loved to seen him collared and standing beside the Goreans when Caledon hits!

I could sit on a Geode, TP to 4000m and terrorize the enemy.

Oh, who's the enemy?

Gor

Or the insensitive louts storming Gor on their moral high-horses swords of justice drawn.

This insensitive lout has no moral stake here (although having a sword of justice and a high horse would be so cool !!).

Hello all! Friendly greetings. I have been busy preparing. But trust that I have been monitoiring the current state of "discussions".

I want to thank a few of you for a few smiles you gave me, but some of you owe me for a new keyboard as the mt Dew I snorted through my nose on a few replies have rendered it useless for entering my launch codes.

To date, We have test fired and detontated 8 nukes. Yes they travel inter sim as promised which supprised us as well. Yes they are cool as HECK when lifting off! (NOTE these were tested on one of our own empty sims so no avatars were subjected to undue exposure.)

I was a little dissapointed the affected area was so small, it will require a rain of nukes in a target area to really mess with some ones head! (loud suckers too!)

But, I must say. After repeated strikes in the blast zone I did notice the land actually cratered a bit as water began to show thru were it did not before. Think about that!?

So now we wait. Ready, willing, excited for something to actually happen!

and PS I went to Jessie and found a tired worn out looking sim. Whats the 411 on it then that make sit such a feared place? maybe the confederate flags threaten your morals? Is it the soviet land? I fail to see the threat.
Im older than you think but obviously not old enough to "know" the Jessie story.
Maybe I should just buy all that land too. Hmm? Turn it into a kiddie playground.

Warlord Derri

I'm thinking advertising.

Now I *know* this is a wind up. Well done.

Do you have a reference?

might i suggest this item?

http://www.slexchange.com/modules.php?name=Marketplace&file=item&ItemID=207633

Bit stuffy, was it?

Welcome back Warlord Derri!

As to Jessie, you were extremely fortunate not to be killed there (a pretty common occurance). An old account very near and dear to me was a combatant in the wars against the invading hordes of WWIIOLers. Those were indeed the days.

At present much of the Jessie is still owned by these invaders. We were successful in driving them off of the other three outland sims (including my beloved Hawthorne) before the Linden brokered cease fire (which was sporadically broken off and on for awhile).

All of the outlands except Jesse became safe/no damage. Jesse was sealed off behind the wall, but the wall is a different story.

It is doubtful that any of the present inhabitants would sell their land for any price.

I got a fresh thing of jiffy popping on the stove. The saga continues......

not eve for 10,000L$ and a bag of cheetos? how about corn or deer nuts?

Now that we know the passphrase, can we come and stealth-disable?

what teh pengi said^


umm......ya mean the war was all a hoax? Derri was waggin the dog on us?

/me locks n loads me desert eagles...(pic pendin)

A bit lax with the codes isn't she? I truly hope the US keeps a better lid on the codes for its nuclear arsenal.

Warlord - you said the nukes travel intersim. I assume you mean from one region to the next. Do they travel to non-contiguous sims, and how about to private estates? The directions you posted were worded so that they will not, which means they are about as useless foam rubber swords.

At any rate, I'll be putting in my application fo observer status. Popcorn for everyone in the bleachers!

/me thinks about it...

Fek me sideways! Well I'm throwing in my hat with Warlord Deri - her warlordy juju is mighty strong *and* she can make small holes. Vote Deri for Prez of All Gorainia, I say!

You could give it a try Mjolnir. Pork rinds and beer might work better though.

Jannae is voting for Paris Hilton.

Umm Bush II carries them in his pocket. He scrapped that whole briefcase and Air Force officer thing a few years ago with the comment "Those Skull and Bones boys said I would never amount to anything, I will show them!"

Had a high horse once. Kept hitting walls and sitting down. Told jokes, forgot the punchline and thought they were funny. Traded him in for a teetotaler.