impending gor raid? Can we defend ourselves legally?

OK, I am blonde. Can you really change their clothes when you freeze some one? I know you can cover them up with a box or something, but to strip them nekky and change them would be so funny. Orrrr, just strip them and eject them, hopefully send them flying into a pg sim. That would get their hot little bottoms into some problems. I am not speaking of Gorean's here, just anyone.

No you can't. But you can place objects to make it look like they are wearing them for pics.

Wait. Can't you just *buy* all the goreans, isn't that how it works?

Maybe get a group discount or something?

What I want to know is, how will these Missiles magically TP from one sim to another. I expect they will implode on the first Sim crossing. Good luck.

This seems to be the basic summary of things:
OP was shopping for stupid ottomans as opposed to smart ottomans. Or just average ottomans. They accidentally landed in a Gorean sim. Most people would realize where they were and tp out or go about their shopping. If they came in contact with the locals/disturbed something apologize and head out. OP, apparently, is one of those people who just HAS to spout their opinion on everything in the world regardless of whether appropriate or not at the time. They also tend to be the whiniest of people when this blows up in their face, allowing bystanders to enjoy many lulz.

So in response we have some Goreans apparently wanting to mess with her by visiting her sim. Of course, she could just ask them to leave or that failing ban them if it disturbs her so. AR if it really did escalate to harassment. But no, that's too boring. Instead she tracks down their homes and sets up 52 nukes aimed at the sim then posts on the forums to "warn" them about her epic pixel bombs (which can't actually destroy anything meaningful, they're just annoying for a while) so they better go away or else.



Imma get some popcorn too.

THERE IS NO POPCORN IN GOR!

/me quickly sets up trade relations with Gor to import snack foods such as soda pop, popcorn and Chex Mix.

Soon, Goreans are too fat to do anything but laze around munching on Corn Nuts and Tostitos. Slaves need bigger silks, NASCAR becomes much more popular, and the next thing you know, the Taliban shows up and takes over.

Problem solved. WAY better than a tachtical nuclear strike. Nukes are sooooooo North Korea these days.

Forget the missiles. They are only trying to get a rise out of you and it is obvious they are getting it. Ban/Mute/AR and ignore the whole mess. SLife is too short to let something so trivial bother you.

No popcorn in Gor??? What a horrible way to live.

now i understand why we must nuke them .... was not sure before now

And so started the great popcorn rebelion!

this 4th of aug in the 5th year of our linden

We can pelt them with popcorn balls. I'll go melt the caramel, or whatever the hell holds popcorn balls together. we can also tie up POW's with those strings of popcorn that the drape over Christmas trees.

Intersim nukes only work on the mainland (and WITHIN some multi-region estates). Key word: Contiguous (as someone pointed out already). So, your nukes will FAIL.

That said, it sounds like you need to learn what your REAL options are, and you also need to use your supposedly "open" mind to understand that other places have rules that you MUST abide by if you go there. Period. End of story. Same as you expect from people visiting your home.

Next time, listen and learn, and learn how to properly deal with people who take things too far (like you are here).

popcorn bondage i think this may be the new emerging fetish market

If when you get hungry, you can also have a nibble.

nom nom nom

Strip tease and a meal all in one

Ohhh Corn Nuts. I love Corn Nuts. The last bag I bought cost me $1100.00 USD.

OMG!!! ROFLMAO!!!!

Where did you buy those? <starts to dig silos> KIDDING!!

This is too funny thank you.

kinda makes me want to sit down and put my feet...oh wait...stupid ottoman!

We can find a highpowered missle in SL but omg those ottomans.....very elusive

OMG Trout you are hilarious.

I wonder if they would like chee-toes, puff or crunchy. Wait, like at Sam's/Costco's set up tasting booth in the safe zone of Gor sims. That should do it. Hmmm wonder what they need to pack to eat while hunting, fighting or dodging those nukes. Energy bars come to mind.

Of course not!! That is the whole point of why the Priest Kings forbid modern technology in weaponry - so that the planet Gor will remain unspoiled by the pollutants this technology caused on Earth as well as so much human destruction. In other respects, such as medicine, Gor is much more advanced than Earth.

Woot!!! We haven't had a Gor-bashing thread in months

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BTW - all Goreans are not the same - they vary in the books from culture to culture (modeled after various Earth cultures) and in online rp - interpretations and customs vary from sim to sim. The group with which I was associated do not participate in "wars" or "killings" or forced anything. Please "Know Your Goreans" and do not lump all in the same category.

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/me heads for her fallout shelter

this thread needs:

Where?

Figures, as soon as Trout brings his popcorn and snacks over to Gor they'll go and make a fetish out of it.

imagine popcorn shibari ropes...
much better than edible panties.... ^^

Maybe we should launch a crusade against Gor. We haven't had a real war in SL for several years now.

We can form a coalition of humans, furries, vampires and whatever. Of course we will all need to agree on a combat system first. Things were so much simpler when it was just damage enabled or not.