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Annoying Home Invasion - Best Way to Handle
Hate Hastings
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10-31-2007 07:25
From: Brenda Connolly
Marry them.


Not worth it. Alternatives?
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You are definitely slutty in the best possible definitions of the word. Dirty, hot, and a little scary, but in a good way. I'd like do awful things to you, but I'm pretty sure you'd snap me in two like a twig and leave me cross-eyed, dizzy and confused. I'm giving you a 9.8, tied for the top rating ever given. Almost off-the charts slutty. Shame on you and congratulations. -- Trout
Sioban McMahon
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10-31-2007 07:33
From: Brenda Connolly
No No. This is the new age. you are supposed to sit down with the trespass...I mean impromptu guests. Talk to them and find out why they are driven to want to tressp.....visit people unexpectedly. Try to understand them, and to realize that you are responsible for their plight.......


No, no, ask them if they'd like to hear about your personal relationship with God.
Brenda Connolly
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10-31-2007 07:59
From: Sioban McMahon
No, no, ask them if they'd like to hear about your personal relationship with God.

In Elora's example, that would mean a REALLY personal relationship with the G Man......
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Lexxi Gynoid
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10-31-2007 08:16
From: Susie Boffin
Who cares about orbiters and all that stuff? Not me because I love the LL tools. All you have to do is freeze the intruder/put poop on his head, freely insult him and then use the good old eject key.

I have yet to get a repeat customer. :)

I have. Guy with flaming on fire head kept coming back even after repeatedly being tossed off the land.
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10-31-2007 08:20
From: 3Ring Binder
and sell them religion. a twisted, sordid turn of events.......


Wait - 3Ring. I think I love you. This is a idea is the work of a genius. (Edit: and Sioban. Should have read the whole thread first)

Don't freeze and dress them up, then ban them, freeze and start trying to sell them salvation. The WORD OF GOD!!! Read to them from the bible, ask them if they know Jesus, etc. Look, even religious people usually admit that there is nothing more annoying than someone preaching at you when you don't want it. Those guys who show up at your door? Annoying. Now imagine being a griefer and being met with that. You'd want to yank your hair out in clumps.

Just freeze them and preach at them. I bet they don't come back.
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10-31-2007 08:25
From: Hate Hastings
How exactly does one dress someone up against their will?


lol, I guess it's more a matter of 'decorating' them. While they're frozen, you can overlay their av bodies with whatever sorts of interesting prim objects you happen to have in inventory...they're not really attached, but it'll appear that way until you eject them or they relog.
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From: someone
I am bumping you to an 8.5 on the Official Trout Measuring Instrument of Sluttiness. You are an enigma - on the one hand a sweet, gentle, intelligent woman who we would like to wrap up in our arms and protect, and on the other, a temptress to whom we would like to do all sorts of unmentionable things.

Congratulations and shame on you! You are a bit of a slut.
Hate Hastings
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10-31-2007 08:28
From: Ann Launay
lol, I guess it's more a matter of 'decorating' them. While they're frozen, you can overlay their av bodies with whatever sorts of interesting prim objects you happen to have in inventory...they're not really attached, but it'll appear that way until you eject them or they relog.


Ah! Thanks. :)
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You are definitely slutty in the best possible definitions of the word. Dirty, hot, and a little scary, but in a good way. I'd like do awful things to you, but I'm pretty sure you'd snap me in two like a twig and leave me cross-eyed, dizzy and confused. I'm giving you a 9.8, tied for the top rating ever given. Almost off-the charts slutty. Shame on you and congratulations. -- Trout
Brenda Connolly
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10-31-2007 08:38
From: Lexxi Gynoid
I have. Guy with flaming on fire head kept coming back even after repeatedly being tossed off the land.


Boy , Trout must REALLY have a thing for you.......
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Elora Lunasea
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10-31-2007 08:50
From: Brenda Connolly
In Elora's example, that would mean a REALLY personal relationship with the G Man......


Oh, I read that as "G spot" at first! Mea culpa!
/me picks herself out of the gutter and wipes off her dress, looking for the nearest place of worship
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Trout Recreant
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10-31-2007 09:00
From: Brenda Connolly
Boy , Trout must REALLY have a thing for you.......


I wish she would stop setting my head on fire. This hair cost me a fortune.
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10-31-2007 09:11
From: Trout Recreant
I wish she would stop setting my head on fire. This hair cost me a fortune.


Have you thought about getting one of the ones with copy permissions. That way you can always have a back up.
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Oryx Tempel
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10-31-2007 09:23
You know, I read "Annoying Home Invasion" and I immediately thought of ants. I don't know why, but my house has really bad ants. Not that I really care; they're the tiny ones, but I have to keep my cereal in the freezer so they don't get into the box.
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Okiphia Rayna
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10-31-2007 09:25
From: Oryx Tempel
You know, I read "Annoying Home Invasion" and I immediately thought of ants. I don't know why, but my house has really bad ants. Not that I really care; they're the tiny ones, but I have to keep my cereal in the freezer so they don't get into the box.


o.o cold cereal? Bleh... i mean milk sure but the cereal?
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Elora Lunasea
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10-31-2007 09:38
From: Oryx Tempel
You know, I read "Annoying Home Invasion" and I immediately thought of ants. I don't know why, but my house has really bad ants. Not that I really care; they're the tiny ones, but I have to keep my cereal in the freezer so they don't get into the box.


Same deal, ban, tp home, mute, set them on fire, talk to them about God, etc.
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Trout Recreant
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10-31-2007 09:59
From: Elora Lunasea
Same deal, ban, tp home, mute, set them on fire, talk to them about God, etc.


Smash a bunch of them and leave them there. When the other ants see the bodies of their colleagues lying crushed and broken on your counter tops, they will get the hint and go somewhere else.
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10-31-2007 10:01
From: Elora Lunasea
Same deal, ban, tp home, mute, set them on fire, talk to them about God, etc.

Would that work for my Cousins from Indiana?
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Maggie McArdle
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10-31-2007 10:02
From: Sioban McMahon
No, no, ask them if they'd like to hear about your personal relationship with God.

this works ..... it's even better if you hand them flyers, then escort them to the back of the house where you have a giant crucifix with the last person who "visited" you is "hanging around" :D

yeah...Happy Halloween!
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Atom Burma
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10-31-2007 10:07
yeah you definately need to buy some sort of security system. check slexchange.com and they have a whole section on security devices, look for one that has a rating, a good rating that is. or buy a smart attack dog:) they are cuter. the only thing is if you get too crazy you can become the greifer without knowing it and they can report you and get you into trouble. a simple security system that teleports unwanted peoples back to their home base is sufficient.

or you could float a skybox a few hundred metres up and have a security teleport to get in, but they could fly up, doors are a joke btw, just a social niciety really
Oryx Tempel
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10-31-2007 10:40
From: Brenda Connolly
Would that work for my Cousins from Indiana?

One of my cousins from Indiana used to set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. He ended up becoming a Republican.
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10-31-2007 10:41
From: Colette Meiji
I hate bringing a dead horse to the party ..

But Ban lines would have prevented this.
As well as restricted legitimate travel over the house. Banlines are becoming a problem on the mainland. A decent security system would have given fair warning, and then removed the pests without hassling people who are just trying to fly through.
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Okiphia Rayna
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10-31-2007 10:42
From: Burnman Bedlam
As well as restricted legitimate travel over the house. Banlines are becoming a problem on the mainland. A decent security system would have given fair warning, and then removed the pests without hassling people who are just trying to fly through.


FLY HIGHER!!!!! That is all... but seriously, just fly a little bit higher and you're fine.
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Brenda Connolly
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10-31-2007 10:47
From: Okiphia Rayna
FLY HIGHER!!!!! That is all... but seriously, just fly a little bit higher and you're fine.

/me looks at Okiphia's Post Count relative to her join date.....and Smiles Proudly. :cool:
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Oryx Tempel
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10-31-2007 10:47
Christ, can we DROP THE BAN LINES discussion?
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10-31-2007 10:48
From: Oryx Tempel
Christ, can we DROP THE BAN LINES discussion?


On a Pony?
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Burnman Bedlam
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10-31-2007 10:49
From: Okiphia Rayna
FLY HIGHER!!!!! That is all... but seriously, just fly a little bit higher and you're fine.
My point, is that with the number of people using banlines, it is becoming difficult to be able to explore the mainland the way I used to. I don't go into people's houses, or anything like that, but I do like to see all of the different builds and such around the grid. Constantly flying higher, than lower, than higher, then lower, than BAM - vehicle stuck in someone's banline again.

The frustrating thing, is that most of these people aren't even online at the time.
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