when you are having sex in SL, do you ever fake orgasm?

Wow Lindal! that Pepsi must be powerful stuff! .... Claire's gone strangely quiet!

I wonder how many are in SL are in the category or this statement would hold true for them: they don't have Sex or Orgasms in SL so why would I fake it?

Thats should be Do "MENTORS" fake it? HEHHEHEHEHEH

The picture this called up was Bullwinkle the Moose pulling large angry creatures out of his hat. But we can do better, this is SL after all...

FADE IN:
CLAIRE SILVERSPAR is in a thrifty mood, and decides to clean out her inventory. "Maybe it'll let me teleport more reliably if I can get it down under thirty thousand items."

CLAIRE rummages through her things. "Oh, that dress is SO last year. And what's this? Wedding pictures? Well, neither one's on my Friends list any longer. That can go, too. And this fatpack of babydoll dresses...ugh. And all these skin demos..."

CLAIRE pauses. "Hmm, 'Squidalicious'? Whatever can THIS be?" She pulls out a box and sets it on the ground.

SFX: There is a low rumbling sound and the ground trembles.

Suddenly, a mass of thick, ropy tentacles erupts from the box, each one coated with a slippery substance. The tentacles reach questingly toward Claire. One coils about her torso in an obscene caress. Another probes inquiringly at her luscious lips, while a third snakes lasciviously around her ankle and up her leg, questing beneath her scanty skirt.

CLAIRE: Eeek! Wait! Stop! Don't!! Don't..ahh..don't...stop. Oooh, don't stop!

SFX: In a rainbow of light, a heroic figure materializes on the scene. It's...Captain AVenger!

CAPTAIN AVENGER: "Never fear, Claire! I shall save you from that Hentai Monster!" He whips out a wickedly sharp, katana-sized Ginsu knife. "In my secret identity, mild-mannered Graphicguru Gustav, I could never perform a feat like this, but for Captain AVenger, it's easy as Pie!"

Avenger whips into action, and in seconds the Hentai Monster is transformed into a large tray of sushi.

CAPTAIN AVENGER: "You're safe now, Claire. Safe to enjoy a peaceful and clean Second Life."

CLAIRE: "Oh, thank you, Captain AVenger. You are sooo heroic!" Under her breath, she mutters, "...and about five minutes too early, dammit. Well, no problem. The thing's Copy/No Transfer..."

CLAIRE: (aloud) "Sushi, dear?"

CAPTAIN AVENGER: "Why, thank you."

FADE OUT

That would be true for me. No sex or orgasms in SL. Just another two months for my 1 year rezdate birthday. And no, it wasn't a decision ever made not to have sex or orgasms in SL.

I cant believe I read the entire thread and I havent even had sex in SL. Lotsa good tips on faking it just in case though *jots down some notes*

That's a defeatist attitude, my girl. If it happens, you should approach it with the attitude that you'll do your best to NOT have to fake it. Get into the storyline. Go ahead, loosen your clothes -- assuming you're alone at your computer. Do not try this at work!

Type one handed, touch yourself wherever the text takes you. Don't just watch the animation and read the text, IMAGINE your partner right there with you. Try nudging the story the two of you are improvising in directions that arouse you.

Since you're alone, there's no need to feel embarrassed or silly.

You might surprise yourself.

That's a defeatist attitude, my girl. If it happens, you should approach it with the attitude that you'll do your best to NOT have to fake it. Get into the storyline. Go ahead, loosen your clothes -- assuming you're alone at your computer. Do not try this at work!

/me coughs

What if she is Slexing during lunch, would that be ok?

/me cougs again and closes her office door

Does your office have windows? hehe...I think it would apply even more to those working at a cube!

Why yes, I have to leave that open so someone can spy on me.

Without exposing too much about myself that might be shocking, I will admit that the first place I joined on the net (in 199 was a, er, um....adult message board. Learned from the best, and the worst LOL...always learning! I just havent done anything really of that nature in SL yet. But see, taking notes is good! "Do not...do this...at...work"

Well is SL sex isnt for you then its not, nothing wrong with that at all!

Its the ones who think SL is silly AND then decide SL sex isn't for ANYONE that are the lame ones.

I think I just figured out why so many beautifully designed sims are utterly deserted - lack of pose balls!

Forget campers, ads, and promotions, just add a few strategically (or not) placed sex balls and watch the crows pour in.

Ooh, is my face red. Talk about teaching your grandma to suck eggs.
Can I sign up for your advanced seminar? Please?

Get into the storyline. Go ahead, loosen your clothes -- assuming you're alone at your computer. Do not try this at work!

LOL I'm so sorry, I may have sounded like a nitwit up there. Gawsh, I hope I didnt come off actin like I was an expert or anything *smacks her forehead* I just didnt want to seem naive, though I prolly am! Its different and a learning experience anytime you are with someone! It takes just the right person for me to even go beyond firltin.

That made me wonder, do they actually offer classes on cyber in SL? That would be classic, but then everyone would come out doing it the same way! The best part about it is the individual expressions, I love seeing how people can 'write' what they would do etc. Like I said though, been behavin quite well in SL so far cuz I started to think most people did the Xcite click n click n click stuff for sex, or the fancy beds. Its really GOOD to know there are still people that enjoy their expressive sides!!

My windows at home are 10' high-12'wide. I don't have curtains and I live on the 2nd floor in a city. The neighbors facing me are not that close, but I'm not willing to risk it. The only 'private' space is the corner area where my bed is. I have an iMac desktop (not too heavy), I guess I could always take it to bed with me if I got desperate... but then, the thought of my cat sitting on my dresser, giving me the 'WTF are you doing' stare, kind of puts me off.

Hmmm, Slex University... I just need the starting Capita... And even though I have a full set of xcite features... usually we completely forget about them hehe. Our last session ended with a joke... ok now that we've enjoyed ourselves lets make sure our AVs do too and had a race with xcite (she won)

lol, this thread gets better and better. Im gonna have to be careful where i read it!

If you saw some of the stuff I have in my inventory, you would think I was either a sexstarved loon, or some sort of sexaholic. As it is I am just a plain old loon lol.
I am pretty freaked out by some of the stuff i managed to pick up somewhere along the line...some of it is pretty scary.

That made me wonder, do they actually offer classes on cyber in SL? That would be classic, but then everyone would come out doing it the same way! The best part about it is the individual expressions, I love seeing how people can 'write' what they would do etc. Like I said though, been behavin quite well in SL so far cuz I started to think most people did the Xcite click n click n click stuff for sex, or the fancy beds. Its really GOOD to know there are still people that enjoy their expressive sides!!