Great and funny thread!

I'm glad of my xcite though, it's better than my first sex-tool LOL
And... mmmmmmmmmmmmm.
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Jocgart Larsen
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01-15-2008 05:22
LOL
Great and funny thread! ![]() I'm glad of my xcite though, it's better than my first sex-tool LOL And... mmmmmmmmmmmmm. _____________________
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Caledric Axon
I mkae poast now?
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01-15-2008 05:24
So who needs sex balls? ![]() Ever see two people just sitting for a long long time in a hammock, at a dance, at a music event, in a park, on the beach, and not actually say anything (aloud)? While IMs are super for planning shopping trips, let your imagination take over next time you're visiting Svargas or are floating around at the Inspire Space Station. /me climbs out of her floaty blue chair and joins you in yours... Oops, did I just admit to doing it in public??? My next outing will be in the Greenies' catfood bowl, I'm sure. No more forehead impalements with misaligned prims. ![]() Lol, me and my girl once did it while in the middle of the dance floor during an event at the club I work at (I wasn't on duty at the time) One of the other people actually got concerned I was being all quiet because usually I'm super talkative and constantly emoting and gesturing when the fun is rolling. She sent me an IM to make sure I was alright, and I had to let them know that I was busy "discussing" something with my girl. |
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Claire Silverspar
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01-15-2008 05:31
lol, this thread gets better and better. Im gonna have to be careful where i read it!
If you saw some of the stuff I have in my inventory, you would think I was either a sexstarved loon, or some sort of sexaholic. As it is I am just a plain old loon lol. I am pretty freaked out by some of the stuff i managed to pick up somewhere along the line...some of it is pretty scary. ![]() _____________________
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Jezabell Barbosa
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01-15-2008 05:38
OMG double orgasm here!
Ok seriously. My answer to the OPs question is: No, I have never faked an orgasm in SL while not working as an escort! I have a funny story that I can share as my partner is far far away and most likely will never read this post. /me giggles I don't do voice often and when I do, it is usually to discuss "important things" such as sex, party planning, shopping, hair, etc. One night, while discussing these very important things in the privacy of my SL and RL bedroom on my lap top, I had a very real orgasm, followed by my partner. I left the computer to get a drink from the kitchen and my partner the same. Returning to our conversation "after the fact" became awkward and my partner then starting rambling on with chit chat and what not. I don't recall what he said but he made me laugh so hard that I spit my drink all over my lap top causing the screen to slowly fade out to black. Although I could hear him, I could no longer see him. I then ran to my car for my work lappy which did not have SL at the time to email him what happened. That was the most memorable Slex I ever had in my SLife! |
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Hal Harbour
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01-15-2008 05:42
Reading through the honest and revealing and funny answers to my question - the forum at its best, in a way - it seems wrong for me to just sit there and say nothing about why I asked it in the first place.
Before I came to SL I was in another virtual world, where I was just one big fake from beginning to end: gender, age, orgasms. It was a learning experience, and apparently the pretence was convincing, but I realised I was inevitably going to hurt someone, I couldn't think of a way of explaining without making it even worse, and made excuses and ran away. So when I came here I decided that the only way is to be as honest as you possibly can. (Oddly, species doesn't seem to infringe that). I do like sex a lot, and virtual sex gives me something important, but it seems to work best if sometimes I come (and say I am doing so) and sometimes I dont (and also say so). I wouldn't say I keep to that 100%, but its my aim. Actually non-orgasmic sex sometimes lasts much longer, which is nice. My partner orgasms so nicely that it is a privilege to serve. (Mostly genuine, I think). Like most, the biggest element is verbal, but for me the visual cues give focus to the verbal. Of course, when I say "I" I don't mean me - it was an alt I won't name. There's a limit to honesty and disclosure after all! |
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Caledric Axon
I mkae poast now?
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01-15-2008 05:43
lol, this thread gets better and better. Im gonna have to be careful where i read it! If you saw some of the stuff I have in my inventory, you would think I was either a sexstarved loon, or some sort of sexaholic. As it is I am just a plain old loon lol. I am pretty freaked out by some of the stuff i managed to pick up somewhere along the line...some of it is pretty scary. ![]() I carry around a sexbed with me everywhere I go ;p Not because I intend on using it but simply because it was one of those impulse purchases while I was out exploring. |
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Jezabell Barbosa
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01-15-2008 05:45
No need to carry a sex bed around, just get the (cant say on the board) skirt and wear that attachment, well if you are a girl AVI anyway.
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Claire Silverspar
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01-15-2008 05:47
I carry around a sexbed with me everywhere I go ;p Not because I intend on using it but simply because it was one of those impulse purchases while I was out exploring. hehe If only that was all it was. I am actually scred to go through my inventory to organise it, because I need to rez things to see what they are. Some of those things i really *don't* want to rez . Its all stuff I have been given or have found a box of random freebies which didn't explain what was in it .... etc._____________________
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Caledric Axon
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01-15-2008 05:53
hehe If only that was all it was. I am actually scred to go through my inventory to organise it, because I need to rez things to see what they are. Some of those things i really *don't* want to rez . Its all stuff I have been given or have found a box of random freebies which didn't explain what was in it .... etc.Oh that's not all I have Claire, that's just all I'm going to admit to having hehe. And while I do look good in a skirt Jeza (and I have the pics to prove it!) I don't think it would be a good idea for me to wear one all the time, it might give the girls the wrong idea (or get Raymond all excited) I did invest in a certain hud though that gives me the same freedom. I've yet to use it though. To tell the truth 80% of the time my girl and I just stay in IM anymore. |
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Gummi Richthofen
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01-15-2008 05:58
To answer the original Q: I'll fake, if the other person is a good teaser and a bad player (which can happen). I'll also non-fake, as it were - that is, cover up the fact that I've got off by claiming some kind of interruption - very hard to distinguish those from the non-fake interruptions, of course - it helps to have an unreliable DSL line to really pull this one off.
I can't get used to the Xcite Way of Sex, though, where guys have multiple orgasms. I'm sure the world would be a better place if they did... but they don't, and more to the point, I don't. Why build up a whole bunch of technique for keeping it at bay in RL, and then have to start a whole different technique for bringing a fake version on, in SL? Seems crazy to me! |
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bilbo99 Emu
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01-15-2008 06:02
I am actually scared to go through my inventory to organise it, because I need to rez things to see what they are. Some of those things i really *don't* want to rez . Its all stuff I have been given or have found a box of random freebies which didn't explain what was in it .... etc.Jeez I'm in trouble!! _____________________
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Claire Silverspar
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01-15-2008 06:09
Amen to that! What's more is I'm in the odd position of sometimes having my RL/SL fiancee looking at my screen when we visit each other ..... objects ..... landmarks .... alts names! Jeez I'm in trouble!! haha!! lol. I can imagine a whole Landmark folder of the places bilbo secretly visits but never tells anyone lol. My mum, who has entirely the wrong view of SL anyway, decided one day she would sneak up behind me while i was trying things on from a recent shopping and freebie trip. Lets just say that the outfit I was wearing...um...didn't fit her approval lol. Now she thinks SL is even worse than she thought before. oops ![]() _____________________
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James Melson
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01-15-2008 06:13
Does this topic exist?
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Jig Chippewa
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01-15-2008 06:14
Hal Harbour now admits men are faking it now. Apart from snappy "Yes, I did! Didn't you feel it?" in REAL, it is much harder for a man to fake than it is for us (Okay, now you will tell me I am sadly mistaken!). But in SL they can groan, "aaarrrrssgh!" and not actually feel or "do" a thing. This must take the pressure off them to perform but we need something like a lag meter just to check on these things.
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Usagi Musashi
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01-15-2008 06:19
... and if so, has your partner ever suspected? What did they say? I only wondered. And LLABS really believes there are not many under 18 in the games? ![]() |
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Usagi Musashi
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01-15-2008 06:20
Does this topic exist? No he is faking it ![]() |
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Jig Chippewa
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01-15-2008 06:40
Do moderators fake it?
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Jezabell Barbosa
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01-15-2008 07:08
Do moderators fake it? What is a moderator? |
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Lindal Kidd
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01-15-2008 07:27
hehe If only that was all it was. I am actually scred to go through my inventory to organise it, because I need to rez things to see what they are. Some of those things i really *don't* want to rez . Its all stuff I have been given or have found a box of random freebies which didn't explain what was in it .... etc.The picture this called up was Bullwinkle the Moose pulling large angry creatures out of his hat. But we can do better, this is SL after all... FADE IN: CLAIRE SILVERSPAR is in a thrifty mood, and decides to clean out her inventory. "Maybe it'll let me teleport more reliably if I can get it down under thirty thousand items." CLAIRE rummages through her things. "Oh, that dress is SO last year. And what's this? Wedding pictures? Well, neither one's on my Friends list any longer. That can go, too. And this fatpack of babydoll dresses...ugh. And all these skin demos..." CLAIRE pauses. "Hmm, 'Squidalicious'? Whatever can THIS be?" She pulls out a box and sets it on the ground. SFX: There is a low rumbling sound and the ground trembles. Suddenly, a mass of thick, ropy tentacles erupts from the box, each one coated with a slippery substance. The tentacles reach questingly toward Claire. One coils about her torso in an obscene caress. Another probes inquiringly at her luscious lips, while a third snakes lasciviously around her ankle and up her leg, questing beneath her scanty skirt. CLAIRE: "Eeek! Wait! Stop! Don't!! Don't..ahh..don't...stop. Oooh, don't stop!" SFX: In a rainbow of light, a heroic figure materializes on the scene. It's...Captain AVenger! CAPTAIN AVENGER: "Never fear, Claire! I shall save you from that Hentai Monster!" He whips out a wickedly sharp, katana-sized Ginsu knife. "In my secret identity, mild-mannered Graphicguru Gustav, I could never perform a feat like this, but for Captain AVenger, it's easy as Pie!" Avenger whips into action, and in seconds the Hentai Monster is transformed into a large tray of sushi. CAPTAIN AVENGER: "You're safe now, Claire. Safe to enjoy a peaceful and clean Second Life." CLAIRE: "Oh, thank you, Captain AVenger. You are sooo heroic!" Under her breath, she mutters, "...and about five minutes too early, dammit. Well, no problem. The thing's Copy/No Transfer..." CLAIRE: (aloud) "Sushi, dear?" CAPTAIN AVENGER: "Why, thank you." FADE OUT _____________________
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01-15-2008 07:36
Do moderators fake it? No, I think Strife took their job fairly seriously. _____________________
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Brann Georgia
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01-15-2008 07:37
Rofl !!!!!!!!!!!!
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01-15-2008 07:38
LMAO...omg Lindal...I just lost it here at work!!
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Usagi Musashi
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01-15-2008 07:49
Do moderators fake it? Thats should be Do "MENTORS" fake it? HEHHEHEHEHEH ![]() |
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01-15-2008 07:50
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bilbo99 Emu
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01-15-2008 07:59
Wow Lindal! that Pepsi must be powerful stuff! .... Claire's gone strangely quiet!
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