Ask Jake (Almost) Anything

Another non question *unpacks paddle* its been a while but , rulez is rulez

Well he is John Galt returned from the rockies, to make the forums a better, more useful place. No he is not the new linden answers, he is the old resident answers.

Interesting question. The basic answer is bizzare accounting a la Enron. Other people have commented that it represents the source of funding for secret government projects.
I will of course invetigate further, and advise.

I have a more complete understanding. There is some issue in the way the registration process works that results in a small amount of new user stipends being destroyed in certain cases, which cretes a sink. These are the stipend sinks listed in the economic statistics.

well the perfect gift is your avi, in prim heels and somethign amazingly skimpy, and a set of poseballs to back it up.

For the most fashion conscious, a Grim and Muse suit, or a Barnesworth suit, plus a pair of H&H mens shoes from Jeepers Creepers.

For those into bizzare robots, I reccomend a mechantula: a fifity foot spider avatar.

Of course the usual assortment of cars, boats, planes, honver bikes and other transport.

Or a good gun.

Or some combintation of the the above.

Or, how about taking some time, and rather than make this day all about you and what romantic things he is supposed to do for you, make the day about him. You chose to be with him, why not sort out a way to make sure he knows you think he is the most amazing guy in the world.

Of course make sure your RL husband does not see the amount of time and effort you put into your SL relationships. *grins* Just kidding...sorta.

Update glitch. See your real life users manual about reboots.

We are here to participate in a multi layered, interactive, realtime virtual enviornment, with limited abilty as a business platform for non-SL based business, but with solid potential as social/networking platform, and excellent utility for interactive virtual erotica.
Other uses wil present themselves as the platform develops and the community grows.

We are here for reasons unique to each of the users.

Meaning? Its an entertainment medium at present.

WTF? well if thou need help with this, that is beyond the scope of this forum.

I already answered who I am. I am a guy who gives answers.

I did.
Noone else applied for the job, so it went to me. In as much as the position is filled, they are no longer taking applications.

OMG the JAKE thread is back

Yay Jake has given me new clarity!

Kings and Emperors usually mean more taxation on their subjects as Governments always expand ahead of actual need, in which case I would rather not have another one if you don't mind no disrespect intended. I have enough to put up with as it is without more new rulers. -

This was actually addressed a couple of months ago by Zee Linden, in an answer that can only be understood by CPAs, controllers, and other people of the seriously financial persuasion.

Ok, the answer meant nothing to me.... but there was answer!!!

Max

No Question. Collette will spank you now.

Yes you do. But...where is your question. Rules are rules.

If you like spanking. You will get one hard slap and then be denied. Also Silly comments can be ignored.

Hiyas Jake!

Can I use Lindens to pay my monthly LL land tier? If so, can you set it to auto?

Oh yeah...Can I spank sometimes too? I'm happy to step aside for Colette, but if her little hand gets tired...

okay - none of them asked questions -

So many bottoms, so little time ..


PS

Of course i didnt ask a question, Jake hun

And you should know the rules. *SMiles* Questions Questions questions.

Well I am glad but....no question, you will be spanked.

Unless shes cute ..

and likes ladies ..

of course

Then she might just get the spanking

The universe has an apporximate volume of 4/3 π R3 = 4.0×1032 cubic light-years. If SL is the metaverse, and thus a virtual reflection of the universe, it means that even with open sourcing the grid has huge scaling problems. Other than that, well the universe is unfathomable, but the meta verse is what you make of it.

/me notices that Colette Meiji posts a lot in this thread but has not been asking questions.

Question: who spanks Colette?


Was that in the blog or here? Any chance you've got a link?

Jake and Zsu Zsu

lol - this threads older than the 3 day life indicates

You don't need car keys in Second life, so looking for them is just wasted effort, or perhaps a biological throwback to conditions in the meat world. In the same way we have bathrroms and kitches and stairs in our SL houses, we also must have prim car keys to lose. If someone was really clever they would script it so that losing your care keys meat you could not teleport anywhere.

I know several people, who would never find them, given the size of thier inventories.

As far as whose house it is, well by now the bounce script has kicked in and you are perma-banned from the parcel, so you know one of two things: the house is not yours, or your SL partner just ended the relationship.

Here is a question for you:

Resident A writes a program creating bots that sweep in and buy land as soon as they go under a certain L$ per Sqm level, thereby giving themselves an advantage over the regular 'human' avatar the looks through the listings like God and Phillip Linden intended. Resident B is a real estate business owner that disapproves of this practice and creates signs that instantly send specific avatars home. He places them all over SL on all of his properties. To the list of avatars he adds all the names of Resident A's bots along with Resident A himself as well as his partners, friends, etc.

The questions is actually twofold. First should Resident A be able to use bots in this manner? Are they simply building a better mousetrap or are they cheating to make a linden buck at the expense of the general population? Second, should what Resident B is doing be considered harassing behavior? Is the second question dependent on the answer to the first?

No. Its just me answering questions.