Forum Hangout Land Purchased!

LOL!

Yes, people who are new to navigating the wide open Linden oceans, the mini-map is your friend. Some of the many uses:

(1) Keep track of where you are and how to find your way home.

(2) See when you are approaching sim borders, sites of potential hellfire and damnation.

(3) See where your fellow boaters are, so you can crash into them at high speed. Bumper boats, anyone?

No, no, no. That won't work at all. Tell her you want her to kneel down in front of you and clap her hands and bark like a seal while you throw sardines at her face.

I'm serious. Tell her that now. Do it in open chat. She hates IM's.

(This is gonna be GREAT!!!)

You obviously don't know your own girlfriend. She prefers kippers.

Sardines?!

Ya WEIRD!

Ava-
I think the reason why it took me so long to realize i had the map was because at first i panicked--i knew i could get home, but if I couldn't get the jetski back,one of the guys in the forum (can't remember which one) would be mad as hell if i left it out there!

Kippers!! Kippers?

Listen, do you know how much sodium is in kippers? High blood pressure kills, man. It KILLS. Not cool. Not cool at all.

I'll take raw oysters, though. Yummm.

OK, new plan Ray. This will work, I promise. Tell her you want to float on your back while she lays on your stomach and you're going to bang her open with a rock and eat her pearl. She LOVES it when guys hit her with a rock. I'm telling you, it's a sure thing. Shellfish drive her CRAZY


OK, in all seriousness, I bet I could get a guy to say that.

Shall I summon the Village Idiot?

[Edited to remove lewd and lascivious comments]

Think he'll fall for it? If so bring him in.

PM?

Well I was thinking about Ray eating oysters.

Not only that, there's a free anim/pose ball in exactly that position. I bet you could get him to not only say that, but strip and get on the pose *gets camera*

"get out of the way trout, god, trout junior is always trying to hog the lens. WHY do you leave him out all the time??"

PM's are down - at least for me they are. I tried to reply to one about 5 minutes ago and got a 404 error.

You're going to have to post it, Oryx.

BTW - can someone PM me a test message? Maybe it's just me.

I'm already out of the shot - who do you think is orchestrating this train wreck? That's Lindal's copy of Trout Jr.

*listens closely*

You're right. Yours is the only one that sings.

Wait a minute... if it's Ray we're talking about here, what's he doing with Trout Jr? Did Lindal loan him out or what?

Quality Control check
"Look for the tag, "inspected by 42".

Ever since we outsourced to Gor we've had nothing but trouble. They have ageplaying orphans turning them out for .25L/hour. 23 hour workdays, no meals or bathroom breaks. It's sad, but hey, capitalism, whatcha gonna do?

What about your Right Reverend Trout orphan icon makers? You've got them making Trout Jr's now too?

They're working phone help lines now. They only speak in tongues, so they are universally unintelligible. It works out perfectly.

lol. It is Friday, isn't it? You aren't going to make me trot out the Right and Righteous Reverend Trout Recreant, esq. are you?

Nobody other than me thought that thread was funny.

I look away for a minute and you're again discussing singing and dancing...prim units?

roflmao. You won't get me to say that, but you did get me chuckling almost enough to forget the crab dismembering that's happening on another thread right now.

Maybe not you, but there is no shortage of horny idiots out there, and I bet I could find one to say it if I had the right bait.

I'm actually laughing at Oryx's encounter from earlier in the thread.

Did the guy actually say "Woo Woo?" That's seriously funny if he did. Did he think "hubba hubba" was too informal? How about "wacka wacka, aroooooooooo". Then he could trigger the animation where his eyes pop out of his skull and his tongue rolls out on the floor like a red carpet, like in the cartoons.

OK, here's the deal. From now on, when I meet anyone (female) from these forums, I greet them with "Hubba hubba" or "woo woo". I might also say, "You so fine, Mami" and compliment your genitals. I won't tell Lexxi she has great legs, though, because that freaks her out.

OK with everyone?

(woo woo, yowzers, pant, pant, aroooooooooo! ahchachachachachaaaaa)