The Forest Sim

On Monday 25,2005,Someone bombed the forest Sim and Crow Luchador was the first to leap into action to protect the ppl on the forest sim while the so called FPD sat there in confused while he did everything he could to protect the furries he got no reward no thank yous nothing but a furry and names are going to be mentioned in this bc he was screwed out of something he deserves to be heres a direct qoute from Crow Luchador


"2days ago someone bombed this sim i was the FIRST to leap in to protection mode and protect everyone Mariko and aqua just sat on thier asses while for like 5mins i did the kicking of the idiot bombing us and poof when i it settles down and they bann him poof aqua gets to be a FPD when i have done my training aqua hasnt ever even asked before she has no triaing i do she doesnt live on this sim i do im here MORE than everyone here EVER since this sim was made i have dreamt to be one and they fuck me out of it"

and i agree with him he did get screwed out of what deserves.Only one furry mention a place to live Draven Drago said he would but Crow Land Draven is a true friend

*rubs eyes*

O.O

This is a keeper ! *saves to disk*

Just outta curiousity...

What does FPD stand for?

Forest Protection Department or something?

This will not end well.

I suppose FPD stands for Forest (or Furry?) Police Department, or something like that. The FPD is the group of people maintaining order and enforcing rules in The Forrest sim.

Ok that makes things a BIT clearer....

O.O

Thanks for making my brain hurt. Here's what it would've looked like in english:

** Begin forum translation **

On Monday April 25th, 2005 - Somone bombed the forest sim. Crow Luchador was the first to leap into action and defend people, while the so-called 'FPD' sat there in a state of confusion. Crow did everything he could to protect the furries, but he got no reward for his efforts, no 'thank you's at all! I believe he was screwed out of something he deserves.

In a direct quote from Crow: (altered for readability)
"Two days ago someon bombed (the Forest) sim, and I was the FIRST to leap into protection mode, while Mariko and Aqua just sat on their asses for over five minutes. While I did the kicking of the idiot bombing the sim, and finally when it all settles down (the FPD) finally ban him. Aqua gets to be in the FPD even when I've completed my training. Aqua hasn't even been asked about her training deficiency and she doesn't even live here! I do MORE than anyone here EVER. Since this sim was created I dreamt of being in FPD, but in the end they fucked me out of it."

I agree with Crow, he did get screwed out of what he deserves. (unintelligble sentence fragment) Crow Land Draven is a true friend.

** End Forum Translation **

Close as I could tell, I'm not good at forumglish.

I still need to O.O at the translated version....

I went down to the forrest sim one time...

I checked out some of the buildings...

The shear amount of *very graphic* gay dog fucking porn pictures on the walls... I mean... damn...

But whatever floats your boat I suppose...

Off topic, but that's right some house owners have no taste ; cats are so much sexier.

Thanks for making my brain fart. Here's what made me laugh out loud:

Thanks, Maxx. What a difference a few periods makes.

(edited)

oppps sorry Yashu

Oh lordy lord...

Agreed!!

I never found copulating street dogs to be visually attractive - guess it's all that slober and then the afterglow of locked bodies for upto 20 minutes can be soooo time consuming!

Panda has this knack ever since image tags were enabled globally...

Whenever I'm already laughing from a thread, really hard, there'll be a pandastrong post that caps off the thread with a picture that turns my gentle laughing in a helpless coughing fit.

Bravo.

I was hoping to stay out of this... But i promised to post my opinion... So I shall... I know how it feels to be cheated out of something i feel i deserved. I only go to the Forest to use the sandbox or talk to my friends who go there. I see so many newbs with guns who think there bad and all that shizz coming in the cause drama and get banned. I come to SL to enjoy myself. I dont like greifers coming in and ruining my fun. But it happens all over SL (not just the forest). I could care less if FPD hired me. I'm not to fond of the sim owner. I dont hate him but i dont like how he runs things. I hate repeating the words of all the other furs that dislike the rules and policys there. It's a friggin Mature sim... WHY CANT WE HAVE SEX THERE? AND GUNS!

I was much happier when We hung out in batak and dusun. NO RULES THERE!!! now there nearly empty. Well Crow, I don't think bringing those attack droids with you and making aquavixen have to deal with it was such a good idea. In many eyes, you probably apeared to be a griefer too. I am not saying i think that, but still... There have been times i wanted to release my frustration, but thats what games are for. o.- I just log into some MMORPG like AO and go kill shiznads. I'm not a futuristic soldier for nothin. Yes The forest is full of weird kinks and fetishes. But isnt SL as a whole, full of it too? I have seen bloody vampire sex pics and walls that were completely made of flesh and spines/ribcages like in DOOM.

Those things turn my stomach. But i ignore it out of respect for independance. But I don't force my beliefs on others and hope they do the same for me in return. I have my own fetishes too. It's called being a mature adult. What i don't care much for is those types of people that critisize furs for what we are. So I shall correct everyone on knowledge of my sub culture. Even though it goes off topic. We are people who like to dress up like animals (each have our own reasons) and we do not have sex with real ones either so don't confuse us as beastiphiles... I friggin hate that. My personal reason for being a fur is i like to roleplay as a fox. I feel my personality is that of a fox. I only mate within my own race IRL, but online i mate with makebelieve animal people that are really humans IRL. Thats as far as it goes. And not it's no the same thing.

I swear, one of these days Panda is going to get the "Got me in trouble at work" award for making me bust a gut laughing.

I read the *whole* thread.. and my head *still* exploded!

Very confused, and yes.. still don't know what the FPD is??

ok for everyone FPD is Furry Police Department so now u know

Why do furries need their own cops? Why is it such a coveted thing to be a furcop?