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Neehai Zapata
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10-05-2005 15:45
Who exactly is he praying to?
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Juro Kothari
Like a dog on a bone
Join date: 4 Sep 2003
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10-05-2005 15:52
I always thought he just had brain freeze.
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Cory Edo
is on a 7 second delay
Join date: 26 Mar 2005
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10-05-2005 16:01
His REAL father, who was apparently a white man, from the pictures I've seen of Jesus.
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Zapoteth Zaius
Is back
Join date: 14 Feb 2004
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10-05-2005 16:06
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Misnomer Jones
3 is the magic number
Join date: 27 Jan 2003
Posts: 1,800
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10-05-2005 16:35
Apparently it depends...
Me: Who does Jesus pray to when he prays? God: I don't know who.  .Me: Who does Jesus pray to when he prays? God: Mary Shelley. .Me: Who does Jesus pray to when he prays? God: ELIZA. .Me: Who does Jesus pray to when he prays? God: Marilyn Monroe. .Me: Who does Jesus pray to when he prays? God: Marvin Minsky. .Me: Who does Jesus pray to when he prays? God: Linus Torvalds. .Me: Who does Jesus pray to when he prays? God: Carel Capek. .Me: Who does Jesus pray to when he prays? God: Tony Blair. .Me: Who does Jesus pray to when he prays? _____________________
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Chance Abattoir
Future Rockin' Resmod
Join date: 3 Apr 2004
Posts: 3,898
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10-05-2005 16:57
To the pantheon of Roman deities, duh.
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Bertha Horton
Fat w/ Ice Cream
Join date: 19 Sep 2005
Posts: 835
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10-05-2005 19:52
God the Son prayed to God the Father, who was apparently Marlon Brando or someone who both looked and mumbled like him.
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Sextus Baphomet
-v-v- Sanguem Bibo -v-v-
Join date: 13 Sep 2005
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10-05-2005 20:00
Isn't he talking to himself?
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Armath Severine
Teen Grid Ancient.
Join date: 7 Jul 2005
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10-05-2005 22:59
Who exactly is he praying to? To God  Unless you wanted an entertaining answer... Then maybe watch History of the World part 1 _____________________
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Martin Magpie
Catherine Cotton
Join date: 13 Nov 2004
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10-05-2005 23:07
not to anyone, for everyone.
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Lo Jacobs
Awesome Possum
Join date: 28 May 2004
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10-06-2005 00:18
Maybe he is teaching a class to show people how to pray and it is an instructional picture.
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Torley Linden
Enlightenment!
Join date: 15 Sep 2004
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10-06-2005 00:23
For some reason, the term "Elder Gods" cracks me up. I'm still hoping a Jesus and Cthulhu road trip movie gets made.
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Chance Abattoir
Future Rockin' Resmod
Join date: 3 Apr 2004
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10-06-2005 01:37
For some reason, the term "Elder Gods" cracks me up. I'm still hoping a Jesus and Cthulhu road trip movie gets made. Will it be like Thelma and Louise? _____________________
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Kiamat Dusk
Protest Warrior
Join date: 30 Sep 2004
Posts: 1,525
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Parade of Hypocrites
10-06-2005 01:46
Wow. Left-wing hypocrisy rears it's ugly head once again. You'd think it wouldn't surprise me anymore. Here we have an entire thread making a complete mockery of Christians and our beliefs and I'm the only one in here calling the foul.
I wonder how long this thread would have lasted if the topic were Islam. Why is it that the so-called defenders of diversity feel that it's ok to slam Christianity every chance they get? -Kiamat Dusk _____________________
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Torley Linden
Enlightenment!
Join date: 15 Sep 2004
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10-06-2005 01:51
Will it be like Thelma and Louise? Yeah, but with less suicide and more salvation. And a vortex or two. _____________________
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Kris Ritter
paradoxical embolism
Join date: 31 Oct 2003
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10-06-2005 02:27
Wow. Left-wing hypocrisy rears it's ugly head once again. You'd think it wouldn't surprise me anymore. Here we have an entire thread making a complete mockery of Christians and our beliefs and I'm the only one in here calling the foul. I wonder how long this thread would have lasted if the topic were Islam. Why is it that the so-called defenders of diversity feel that it's ok to slam Christianity every chance they get? I'll gladly make a mockery of anyone's religion. In fact, post your faith and I'll make fun of you right here if you like! And maybe people make a mockery of Christians because, just like you did, they conveniently ignore any questions directed at them about the nonsensical points they blindly take as 'truth' and pour scorn on the evol unbelievers who dare to question anything. |
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Cartridge Partridge
Noodly appendage
Join date: 13 Sep 2004
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10-06-2005 05:54
Apparently it depends... The Linus Torvalds answer is obviously the only right one... Kris, i am a pastafarian . Please try to make a mockery of my religion  _____________________
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Lora Morgan
Puts the "eek" in "geek"
Join date: 19 Mar 2004
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10-06-2005 05:55
Flying Spaghetti Monster perhaps?
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Kris Ritter
paradoxical embolism
Join date: 31 Oct 2003
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10-06-2005 05:56
Kris, i am a pastafarian . Please try to make a mockery of my religion cool. well, I've read the website and I have to say this makes more sense than most religions. |
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Bill Diamond
when all else fails...x=8
Join date: 22 Mar 2005
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10-06-2005 05:57
John 16:25-28 25"Though I have been speaking figuratively, a time is coming when I will no longer use this kind of language but will tell you plainly about my Father. 26In that day you will ask in my name. I am not saying that I will ask the Father on your behalf. 27No, the Father himself loves you because you have loved me and have believed that I came from God. 28I came from the Father and entered the world; now I am leaving the world and going back to the Father." John 17:1-5 Jesus Prays for Himself 1After Jesus said this, he looked toward heaven and prayed: "Father, the time has come. Glorify your Son, that your Son may glorify you. 2For you granted him authority over all people that he might give eternal life to all those you have given him. 3Now this is eternal life: that they may know you, the only true God, and Jesus Christ, whom you have sent. 4I have brought you glory on earth by completing the work you gave me to do. 5And now, Father, glorify me in your presence with the glory I had with you before the world began. |
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Kendra Bancroft
Rhine Maiden
Join date: 17 Jun 2004
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10-06-2005 06:00
Wow. Left-wing hypocrisy rears it's ugly head once again. You'd think it wouldn't surprise me anymore. Here we have an entire thread making a complete mockery of Christians and our beliefs and I'm the only one in here calling the foul. I wonder how long this thread would have lasted if the topic were Islam. Why is it that the so-called defenders of diversity feel that it's ok to slam Christianity every chance they get? -Kiamat Dusk Offhand, I'd say because most people who criticize Christianity were born into Christian families. If you would like I could go on for pages about what's wrong with Judaism. Since I was brought up in a religious jewish family, I'm fairly familiar wit some things I find hypocritical. Either that or it has to do with the vast majority of the world's ills being perpetrated by so-called Christians. _____________________
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Kris Ritter
paradoxical embolism
Join date: 31 Oct 2003
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10-06-2005 06:00
Jesus Prays for Himself "God Help Me! Oh wait..." |
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Neehai Zapata
Unofficial Parent
Join date: 8 Apr 2004
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10-06-2005 06:12
Wow. Left-wing hypocrisy rears it's ugly head once again. You'd think it wouldn't surprise me anymore. Here we have an entire thread making a complete mockery of Christians and our beliefs and I'm the only one in here calling the foul. It was a serious question. The fact that you refuse to give an answer makes it even more of a mystery. I thought the father, the son and the holy spirit were all one trinity. They existing as separate entities and communicate to each other through prayer? _____________________
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Kris Ritter
paradoxical embolism
Join date: 31 Oct 2003
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10-06-2005 06:15
I thought the father, the son and the holy spirit were all one trinity. They existing as separate entities and communicate to each other through prayer? Think of them as alt accounts. |
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Cartridge Partridge
Noodly appendage
Join date: 13 Sep 2004
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10-06-2005 06:24
They existing as separate entities and communicate to each other through prayer? shhh! That's called Dogma. You have to take it "as is": God is one. And they are 3. but they are all the same. but 3. But the same... Being serius, many centuries ago, a lot of people were called heretic and killed for giving different meanings to the word "trinity"... What we have today is the result of centuries of evolution (catholic priests can't be married since 13th century, because at that time high priests twisted rules to give wealth and power to their heirs, while protestant christians never had that issue, and many other differences came out during the centuries). The true question is: If Jesus was here, in body and soul again, which kind of christian would he be? Would he be a christian even? After all, he didn't like the religious establishment he found when he came here the first time... and he changed many things... _____________________
aku cinta kamu sepenuh hati, rinaz sayangku.
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