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Lord Steadham
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Join date: 26 Mar 2007
Posts: 312
06-14-2007 14:59
GoldiLOCKs and the three furries?
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Deandra Watts
F-Bombardier
Join date: 12 Aug 2006
Posts: 485
06-14-2007 14:59
From: Sonia Nagy
and left

THREE FOUR

"The forums are filling . .. filling up with strange threads . . "


GET MY ATTOURNEY OFF WITH THEIR HE-A-A-ADS

*marches*
RobbyRacoon Olmstead
Red warrior is hungry!
Join date: 20 Sep 2006
Posts: 1,821
06-14-2007 14:59
From: Schwanson Schlegel
Tell us what happened!


(Last person to get a post in before this thread is locked gets $50L)


IBTL.

@OP: Please provide linkies and upates to this story, I will be following it avidly. I think it's doomed to failure, but I am very interested in how it progresses.


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Ava Glasgow
Hippie surfer chick
Join date: 27 Jan 2007
Posts: 2,172
06-14-2007 14:59
From: Chris Norse
For some reason I expect her to pop in and shout "All your base are belong to us."


Welcome to my home page! I KISS YOU!!! :D
Alyx Sands
Mental Mentor Linguist
Join date: 17 Feb 2007
Posts: 2,432
06-14-2007 15:00
From: Ava Glasgow
Resident German? Or resident PIRATE?!!!

Oh wait, that's "ARRRGH!" with a G-H. Sorry. :D


Are pirates offensive or would i just be a broad, mateys? (*goes to look for a bottle of rum somewhere*)
Deej Kasshiki
Dangerously Cute
Join date: 2 Oct 2006
Posts: 90
06-14-2007 15:00
Yes Mari, this is for your own good...poor child being subjected to this base level of discourse

...consider yourselves all duly warned! If this doesn't cease and desist immediately I am bronging a lawsoot agenst the Lindenz for debasement, de-kitchenment and chile undangerment. My personul attourney Jackie Childs assured me I have a gud documinted case...now how does I take a screenshoot of teh screenz for my evidense?

...3, 2, 1....come on Strife!
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Sonia Nagy
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Join date: 25 Mar 2007
Posts: 364
06-14-2007 15:00
From: Raudf Fox
Tourney guy? Isn't that the guy in the bright silver stiff suit that uses this long wooden thing to shove others in the stiff silver suits off their horses?

Oooh, catnip!

Yes. Heard he became a good lawyer after everyone sued him. Probably heard wrong.
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Chris Norse
Loud Arrogant Redneck
Join date: 1 Oct 2006
Posts: 5,735
06-14-2007 15:00
From: Deandra Watts
*chokes*


Where you choking me or on your popcorn? Does anyone know the Heimlich?
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Lord Steadham
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06-14-2007 15:00
LOCK, stock and two smoking threads?
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Alyx Sands
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Join date: 17 Feb 2007
Posts: 2,432
06-14-2007 15:01
From: Raudf Fox

Oooh, catnip!

I can share- better than pop corn! :D
Zaphod Kotobide
zOMGWTFPME!
Join date: 19 Oct 2006
Posts: 2,087
06-14-2007 15:01
Captain Oveur: You ever been in a cockpit before?
Joey: No sir, I've never been up in a plane before.
Captain Oveur: You ever seen a grown man naked?
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From: Albert Einstein
Problems cannot be solved at the same level of awareness that created them.
Raynor Hammerer
Linguistic Rabbit
Join date: 21 Feb 2007
Posts: 404
06-14-2007 15:01
From: Brenda Connolly
I think we scared her off.


Nah, according to her profile she is reading the thread.
Brenda Connolly
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Join date: 10 Jan 2007
Posts: 25,000
06-14-2007 15:01
From: Chris Norse
For some reason I expect her to pop in and shout "All your base are belong to us."


I just wet myself......
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Lord Steadham
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06-14-2007 15:02
Keep on LOCKing in the free world?
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Marianne McCann
Feted Inner Child
Join date: 23 Feb 2006
Posts: 7,145
06-14-2007 15:02
From: Sonia Nagy
Yes. So, are you offended by the Gorean Vampires?


Only if they have a certain prim attachment!

Mari
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"There's nothing objectionable nor illegal in having a child-like avatar in itself and we must assume innocence until proof of the contrary." - Lewis PR Linden
"If you find children offensive, you're gonna have trouble in this world :)" - Prospero Linden
Sonia Nagy
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Join date: 25 Mar 2007
Posts: 364
06-14-2007 15:03
From: Zaphod Kotobide
Captain Oveur: You ever been in a cockpit before?
Joey: No sir, I've never been up in a plane before.
Captain Oveur: You ever seen a grown man naked?

Ted Striker: My orders came through. My squadron ships out tomorrow. We're bombing the storage depots at Daiquiri at 1800 hours. We're coming in from the north, below their radar.
Elaine Dickinson: When will you be back?
Ted Striker: I can't tell you that. It's classified.

. . . I believe that more information about the lawsuit is "classified".
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Alyx Sands
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Join date: 17 Feb 2007
Posts: 2,432
06-14-2007 15:03
From: Raynor Hammerer
Nah, according to her profile she is reading the thread.


Are you...spying on other people? I will AR you! All your offensivisity are belong to us!

Oh wait, you're my RL fiance....:D
Lord Steadham
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06-14-2007 15:03
LOCK Ness Monster? C'mon Strife, I'm running out of puns...
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Raudf Fox
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06-14-2007 15:04
What do we have to say to get this thread locked? Do we have to bring up EVERYTHING that has gotten past thread locked?

Phone Weasels?
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Deandra Watts
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Join date: 12 Aug 2006
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06-14-2007 15:04
In my mind, there are mods at a long, rectangular table. A revamped (no clinton reference) roulette table with a wheel. But instead of numbers, there are names.

OUR NAMES

They're placing their bets to see who gets the 50L

The wheel ... set in motion....

The ball drops.... S L O W M O T I O N drop, for dramatic effect

The wheel gets all blurry!

Images of laws00ts and attourneys FIIIILLL THE SCREEEEEEEEN

Our faces spin by...

HELP ME, I'M DIZZY!!

Mommy...? Make the voices stop :(
Alyx Sands
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Join date: 17 Feb 2007
Posts: 2,432
06-14-2007 15:04
Here's LOCKing at you? :D
Lord Steadham
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06-14-2007 15:05
Strife I will split the $50 with you. $45-$5.
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Raynor Hammerer
Linguistic Rabbit
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Posts: 404
06-14-2007 15:05
From: Alyx Sands
Are you...spying on other people? I will AR you! All your offensivisity are belong to us!


It was .. erm ... a HORRIBLE accident. I was ONLY trying to find out what her other posts before this thread were ... erm ... wait ... that's not EXACTLY spying, right?
Deej Kasshiki
Dangerously Cute
Join date: 2 Oct 2006
Posts: 90
06-14-2007 15:05
Run now Mari! No child should have to see this!

*pops open another beer and sits back awaiting the padlock*

I find the fact that the moderator is missing in action offensive. Calling my attourney right now....
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Beezle Warburton
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Join date: 10 Nov 2006
Posts: 1,169
06-14-2007 15:06
From: Marianne McCann
I thought we were an autonomous commune?

Mari


Look, strange women lying on their backs in cyberspace handing out Licence Keys is not a valid basis for a system of government.
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