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Brenda Connolly
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11-06-2007 18:41
From: Walker Moore Dear Brenda,
Rumours abound that the Allana coastline is not only awash with leftover panties, but that Torley Linden's amphibious roflcopter yesterday got entangled in a large pair of bloomers before being catapulted across a sim edge never to be seen again. (This probably explains the decapitated watermelon strewn across the roof of the clubhouse.)
Would you please advise whether you *ever* intend to start disposing of your leftover panties more carefully?
Your most obedient, humble servant,
Walker Moore If you WERE the humble, obedient servant you claim to be you would have taken care of that already. In any case, all said underwear have been sent to SLU, where you will each be given a pair to wear on your head when you come here, so we can keep an eye on you.
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Wilhelm Neumann
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11-06-2007 18:49
From: Brenda Connolly It's OK Chief, it will help sell papers the papers are free... *confuzzled*
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From: Raymond Figtree I know the competition that will come along someday is learning from LL's mistakes. But do they have to make so many?
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Darkpoet Magne
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11-06-2007 18:50
From: Wilhelm Neumann the papers are free...
*confuzzled* Doubt not Brenda's marketing ideas. /me sits back and keeps watching.
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Brenda Connolly
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11-06-2007 18:50
From: Wilhelm Neumann the papers are free...
*confuzzled* Now that's Broadly Offensive
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Wilhelm Neumann
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11-06-2007 18:51
From: Darkpoet Magne Doubt not Brenda's marketing ideas.
/me sits back and keeps watching. last edition i stuffed her in a box and made big bux  wait till you see what i do with her in this edition...
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From: Raymond Figtree I know the competition that will come along someday is learning from LL's mistakes. But do they have to make so many?
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Darkpoet Magne
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11-06-2007 18:53
From: Wilhelm Neumann last edition i stuffed her in a box and made big bux  wait till you see what i do with her in this edition... /me looks around. Who has the popcorn this time?
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Life is over and death wont come, Light shines dimly from an empty sun. Riding on the flatline from a loaded gun.
Numb pain, blood drains, Fading light, blurrng sight,
Heartbeat stops lungs give out, Breathing stops as blood clots.
Eyes glaze in a bloody haze of the final days.
A wooden box holds a rotting corpse, Six feet deep on the devils porch.
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Nina Stepford
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11-06-2007 23:22
well, the sex is great! From: Darkpoet Magne I've thought about making an alt... but so far have found no real reason to.
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Claire Silverspar
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Brenda...
11-07-2007 06:05
Questions!
Why don't sheep shrink in the rain? Where do all the socks go in the dryer? Why is Lisp spelt with a S Why is dyslexia so hard to bloody spell? Is a fly without wings called a walk?? If a parsley farmer is sued, do they garnish his wages? What's another word for thesaurus? If the pen is mightier than the sword, and a picture is worth a thousand words, how dangerous is a fax?
And finally..
Where has everyone got those cool SLUT rating sigs from? lol
(Sorry lol... I'm gonna go now...) /me runs away fast
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Cherry Czervik
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11-07-2007 06:08
Dear Brenda
Why do people continue to manhandle my penguins?
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Ann Launay
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11-07-2007 06:09
Do want pie? And if so, what kind?
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Congratulations and shame on you! You are a bit of a slut.
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11-07-2007 06:21
From: Cherry Czervik Dear Brenda
Why do people continue to manhandle my penguins? Dunno for sure, but perhaps this can help explain, courtesy of Frank Zappa: She's just like a penguin in Bondage, boy Oh yeah, Oh yeah, Oh... Rennenhenninnahenninnenninahennn Way over on the wet side Of the bed (Knirps for moisture) Just like the mighty Penguin Flappin' her eight ounce wings Lord, you know it's all over If she comes atcha on the strut & wrap `em all around yer head Flappin her eight ounce wings, flappinumm She's just like a Penguin in Bondage, boy Shake up the pale-dry Ginger ale Tremblin' like a Penguin When the battery fail Lord, you must be havin' her jumpin' through a hoopa real fire With some Kleenex wrapped around a coat-hang wire She's just like a Penguin in Bondage, boy Oh yeah, Oh yeah, Oh... Rennenhenninnahenninneninahenn Howlin' over to some Antarcticulated moon In the frostbite nite With her flaps gone white Shriekin' as she spot the hoop across the room Lord, you know it must be a Penguin bound down When you hear that terrible screamin' and there ain't no other Birds around She's just like a Penguin in Bondage, boy Oh yeah, Oh yeah, Oh... She's just like a Penguin in Bondage, boy Oh yeah, Oh yeah, Oh... Rennenhenninnahenninneninahennn Aw, you must be careful Not to leave her straps TOO LOOSE `Cause she just might box yer dog She just might box yer doggie An' leave you a dried-up dog biscuit...
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11-07-2007 06:23
From: Claire Silverspar
And finally..
Where has everyone got those cool SLUT rating sigs from? lol
(Sorry lol... I'm gonna go now...) /me runs away fast
Contact Trout Recreant and he will be glad to fill you......in.... on the procedure.
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11-07-2007 06:25
When will Strife lock this thread?
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Brenda Connolly
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11-07-2007 06:27
From: Ee Maculate When will Strife lock this thread? Not soon enough, I'm sure.
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Cherry Czervik
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11-07-2007 06:28
From: Brenda Connolly
`Cause she just might box yer dog She just might box yer doggie An' leave you a dried-up dog biscuit...
How apt.
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Pie Psaltery
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11-07-2007 06:29
If Wilhelm, running with crayons, runs into Pie, running with scissors, will it result in a colorful dessert or a interesting art installation?
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FD Spark
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11-07-2007 06:40
hey Brenda I got question but been afraid to ask. I have never had the right parts my entire male avatar life but I often wondered about private male avatar parts. Do you or anyone knows why are male avatar private parts made out of prims? What happens if they are drawn in UV suit? If I have nothing there am I still a man?
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bilbo99 Emu
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11-07-2007 06:43
From: Claire Silverspar Where do all the socks go in the dryer? Mine must be a very kinky dryer .. only half of them go missing .. the others shrink!
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Tex Nasworthy
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11-07-2007 06:56
Hey Brenda,
Any idea why it took so long after the first mention of penguins in this forum for the first mention of that Zappa song to appear?
Signed curious in Houston.
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Brenda Connolly
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11-07-2007 07:08
From: FD Spark hey Brenda I got question but been afraid to ask. I have never had the right parts my entire male avatar life but I often wondered about private male avatar parts. Do you or anyone knows why are male avatar private parts made out of prims? What happens if they are drawn in UV suit? If I have nothing there am I still a man? That question really sounds like it belongs in Content Creation. a place I stay out of.
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Brenda Connolly
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11-07-2007 07:09
From: Tex Nasworthy Hey Brenda,
Any idea why it took so long after the first mention of penguins in this forum for the first mention of that Zappa song to appear?
Signed curious in Houston. You never show all your cards at once.......
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11-07-2007 08:37
From: Brenda Connolly If you WERE the humble, obedient servant you claim to be you would have taken care of that already. In any case, all said underwear have been sent to SLU, where you will each be given a pair to wear on your head when you come here, so we can keep an eye on you. Oh noes. Us vs Them mentality. With panties on heads. 
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Brenda Connolly
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11-07-2007 08:44
From: Walker Moore Oh noes. Us vs Them mentality. With panties on heads.  Well, we'll wear our tinfoil hats, how's that?
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11-07-2007 09:07
From: Cherry Czervik Dear Brenda
Why do people continue to manhandle my penguins? From one that has "manhandle"d your penguins: I like dancing. Your penguin is the only one that will dance with me. Sorry.
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Cherry Czervik
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11-07-2007 09:38
From: Lexxi Gynoid From one that has "manhandle"d your penguins: I like dancing. Your penguin is the only one that will dance with me. Sorry. All penguins here are my penguins. They know it. They will bide their time!!
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