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Brenda Connolly
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11-06-2007 18:41
From: Walker Moore
Dear Brenda,

Rumours abound that the Allana coastline is not only awash with leftover panties, but that Torley Linden's amphibious roflcopter yesterday got entangled in a large pair of bloomers before being catapulted across a sim edge never to be seen again. (This probably explains the decapitated watermelon strewn across the roof of the clubhouse.)

Would you please advise whether you *ever* intend to start disposing of your leftover panties more carefully?

Your most obedient, humble servant,

Walker Moore

If you WERE the humble, obedient servant you claim to be you would have taken care of that already. In any case, all said underwear have been sent to SLU, where you will each be given a pair to wear on your head when you come here, so we can keep an eye on you.
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Wilhelm Neumann
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11-06-2007 18:49
From: Brenda Connolly
It's OK Chief, it will help sell papers


the papers are free...


*confuzzled*
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I know the competition that will come along someday is learning from LL's mistakes. But do they have to make so many?
Darkpoet Magne
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11-06-2007 18:50
From: Wilhelm Neumann
the papers are free...


*confuzzled*


Doubt not Brenda's marketing ideas.

/me sits back and keeps watching.
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Numb pain, blood drains,
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Heartbeat stops lungs give out,
Breathing stops as blood clots.

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A wooden box holds a rotting corpse,
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Brenda Connolly
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11-06-2007 18:50
From: Wilhelm Neumann
the papers are free...


*confuzzled*

Now that's Broadly Offensive
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Wilhelm Neumann
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11-06-2007 18:51
From: Darkpoet Magne
Doubt not Brenda's marketing ideas.

/me sits back and keeps watching.


last edition i stuffed her in a box and made big bux :P

wait till you see what i do with her in this edition...
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From: Raymond Figtree

I know the competition that will come along someday is learning from LL's mistakes. But do they have to make so many?
Darkpoet Magne
Dances With Penguins
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11-06-2007 18:53
From: Wilhelm Neumann
last edition i stuffed her in a box and made big bux :P

wait till you see what i do with her in this edition...



/me looks around.

Who has the popcorn this time?
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Life is over and death wont come,
Light shines dimly from an empty sun.
Riding on the flatline from a loaded gun.

Numb pain, blood drains,
Fading light, blurrng sight,

Heartbeat stops lungs give out,
Breathing stops as blood clots.

Eyes glaze in a bloody haze of the final days.

A wooden box holds a rotting corpse,
Six feet deep on the devils porch.
Nina Stepford
was lied to by LL
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Posts: 3,373
11-06-2007 23:22
well, the sex is great!
From: Darkpoet Magne
I've thought about making an alt... but so far have found no real reason to.
Claire Silverspar
Pokes Badgers With Spoons
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Brenda...
11-07-2007 06:05
Questions!

Why don't sheep shrink in the rain?
Where do all the socks go in the dryer?
Why is Lisp spelt with a S
Why is dyslexia so hard to bloody spell?
Is a fly without wings called a walk??
If a parsley farmer is sued, do they garnish his wages?
What's another word for thesaurus?
If the pen is mightier than the sword, and a picture is worth a thousand words, how dangerous is a fax?

And finally..

Where has everyone got those cool SLUT rating sigs from? lol

(Sorry lol... I'm gonna go now...)
/me runs away fast
Cherry Czervik
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11-07-2007 06:08
Dear Brenda

Why do people continue to manhandle my penguins?
Ann Launay
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11-07-2007 06:09
Do want pie? And if so, what kind?
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I am bumping you to an 8.5 on the Official Trout Measuring Instrument of Sluttiness. You are an enigma - on the one hand a sweet, gentle, intelligent woman who we would like to wrap up in our arms and protect, and on the other, a temptress to whom we would like to do all sorts of unmentionable things.

Congratulations and shame on you! You are a bit of a slut.
Brenda Connolly
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11-07-2007 06:21
From: Cherry Czervik
Dear Brenda

Why do people continue to manhandle my penguins?



Dunno for sure, but perhaps this can help explain, courtesy of Frank Zappa:

She's just like a penguin in Bondage, boy
Oh yeah, Oh yeah, Oh...
Rennenhenninnahenninnenninahennn
Way over on the wet side
Of the bed (Knirps for moisture)

Just like the mighty Penguin
Flappin' her eight ounce wings

Lord, you know it's all over
If she comes atcha on the strut & wrap `em
all around yer head

Flappin her eight ounce wings, flappinumm

She's just like a Penguin in Bondage, boy

Shake up the pale-dry
Ginger ale
Tremblin' like a Penguin
When the battery fail

Lord, you must be havin' her jumpin' through
a hoopa real fire
With some Kleenex wrapped around a
coat-hang wire

She's just like a Penguin in Bondage, boy
Oh yeah, Oh yeah, Oh...
Rennenhenninnahenninneninahenn
Howlin' over to some
Antarcticulated moon

In the frostbite nite
With her flaps gone white
Shriekin' as she spot the hoop across the room

Lord, you know it must be a Penguin bound down
When you hear that terrible screamin' and
there ain't no other
Birds around

She's just like a Penguin in Bondage, boy
Oh yeah, Oh yeah, Oh...
She's just like a Penguin in Bondage, boy
Oh yeah, Oh yeah, Oh...
Rennenhenninnahenninneninahennn
Aw, you must be careful
Not to leave her straps
TOO LOOSE

`Cause she just might box yer dog
She just might box yer doggie
An' leave you a dried-up dog biscuit...
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Brenda Connolly
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11-07-2007 06:23
From: Claire Silverspar




And finally..

Where has everyone got those cool SLUT rating sigs from? lol

(Sorry lol... I'm gonna go now...)
/me runs away fast


Contact Trout Recreant and he will be glad to fill you......in.... on the procedure.
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Ee Maculate
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11-07-2007 06:25
When will Strife lock this thread?
Brenda Connolly
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11-07-2007 06:27
From: Ee Maculate
When will Strife lock this thread?

Not soon enough, I'm sure.
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Cherry Czervik
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11-07-2007 06:28
From: Brenda Connolly


`Cause she just might box yer dog
She just might box yer doggie
An' leave you a dried-up dog biscuit...


How apt.
Pie Psaltery
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11-07-2007 06:29
If Wilhelm, running with crayons, runs into Pie, running with scissors, will it result in a colorful dessert or a interesting art installation?
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FD Spark
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11-07-2007 06:40
hey Brenda I got question but been afraid to ask.
I have never had the right parts my entire male avatar life but I often wondered about private male avatar parts.
Do you or anyone knows why are male avatar private parts made out of prims?
What happens if they are drawn in UV suit?
If I have nothing there am I still a man?
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bilbo99 Emu
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11-07-2007 06:43
From: Claire Silverspar
Where do all the socks go in the dryer?

Mine must be a very kinky dryer .. only half of them go missing .. the others shrink!
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Tex Nasworthy
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11-07-2007 06:56
Hey Brenda,

Any idea why it took so long after the first mention of penguins in this forum for the first mention of that Zappa song to appear?

Signed curious in Houston.
Brenda Connolly
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11-07-2007 07:08
From: FD Spark
hey Brenda I got question but been afraid to ask.
I have never had the right parts my entire male avatar life but I often wondered about private male avatar parts.
Do you or anyone knows why are male avatar private parts made out of prims?
What happens if they are drawn in UV suit?
If I have nothing there am I still a man?

That question really sounds like it belongs in Content Creation. a place I stay out of.
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Brenda Connolly
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11-07-2007 07:09
From: Tex Nasworthy
Hey Brenda,

Any idea why it took so long after the first mention of penguins in this forum for the first mention of that Zappa song to appear?

Signed curious in Houston.

You never show all your cards at once.......
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Walker Moore
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11-07-2007 08:37
From: Brenda Connolly
If you WERE the humble, obedient servant you claim to be you would have taken care of that already. In any case, all said underwear have been sent to SLU, where you will each be given a pair to wear on your head when you come here, so we can keep an eye on you.
Oh noes. Us vs Them mentality. With panties on heads. :rolleyes:
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Brenda Connolly
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11-07-2007 08:44
From: Walker Moore
Oh noes. Us vs Them mentality. With panties on heads. :rolleyes:

Well, we'll wear our tinfoil hats, how's that?
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Lexxi Gynoid
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11-07-2007 09:07
From: Cherry Czervik
Dear Brenda

Why do people continue to manhandle my penguins?

From one that has "manhandle"d your penguins:
I like dancing. Your penguin is the only one that will dance with me. Sorry.
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Cherry Czervik
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11-07-2007 09:38
From: Lexxi Gynoid
From one that has "manhandle"d your penguins:
I like dancing. Your penguin is the only one that will dance with me. Sorry.


All penguins here are my penguins. They know it. They will bide their time!!
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