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07-28-2007 16:21
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ArchTx Edo
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07-28-2007 16:24
OK, well here is the first question that popped into my mind, no offense intended....


"Why ask Brenda?"
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07-28-2007 16:25
From: ArchTx Edo
OK, well here is the first question that popped into my mind, no offense intended....


"Why ask Brenda?"


Because she's the smartest offensive broad around!
Nika Talaj
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07-28-2007 18:40
An SL tabloid is a great idea! The obligatory front page picture of a mutant animal should be really easy to get in SL, lol.

I hope you do a fake news column featuring things like a tsunami engulfing Linden Village (good story for right after a bad viewer update).

Here's a promo idea: get someone to build you a really good Elvis avatar that you give away to the first n (unique) people who take a copy of each issue. That way you'll also be able to run stories about Elvis being seen around the grid, lol ....

My question: why did chip midnight eat my baby?
Wilhelm Neumann
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07-28-2007 18:55
yeah i'm uh kinda struggling with the cover story right now lol i have some forum related stuff (maybe to much) and a few other things which will be good and the ask brenda obligatory advice column thingy

cover story my gears are grinding to a halt I can get the picture gah but the words ...

bit stuck at present ^^ getting there though a few good stiff drink outa help :P
Wilhelm Neumann
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07-28-2007 22:55
From: Cherry Czervik
I have a question actually ...

Are you still looking for contributors? My writing skills are going to waste here in the metaverse, luring me off into other things I am better not doing. Like trying to make hair.



I just saw this now as I was cutting and pasting questions yes we are I sent you a forum message cause SL is broken tonight :P

Also some of these questions are making my brain hurt..
Brenda Archer
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07-28-2007 23:26
Dear Brenda,

I have a question. SL addiction is ruining my life. I never sleep. My RL hair looks awful but I don't think my prim hair will help. I have a cute boyfriend, but he is addicted to building and might get me hooked too. Will I ever be normal?

Thank you,

Also Brenda
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07-29-2007 08:08
that would be the best first question.
From: ArchTx Edo
OK, well here is the first question that popped into my mind, no offense intended....


"Why ask Brenda?"
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07-29-2007 09:56
From: Nina Stepford
that would be the best first question.



I've been asking that same question all along.........
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07-29-2007 09:58
From: Brenda Archer
Dear Brenda,

I have a question. SL addiction is ruining my life. I never sleep. My RL hair looks awful but I don't think my prim hair will help. I have a cute boyfriend, but he is addicted to building and might get me hooked too. Will I ever be normal?

Thank you,

Also Brenda


Dear Also Brenda,

It is actually RL which is ruining your SL addiction. Once you cancel you RL account, all will be fine. When you learn to build, call me. I'd like an addition to my house.
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Nina Stepford
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07-29-2007 10:51
imagine the article in your mind. 'why ask brenda?', then experience the joy of being able to legitimately extol your virtues and so on. if i were doing this i would start with that question do doubt.
From: Brenda Connolly
I've been asking that same question all along.........
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07-29-2007 11:03
From: Nina Stepford
imagine the article in your mind. 'why ask brenda?', then experience the joy of being able to legitimately extol your virtues and so on. if i were doing this i would start with that question do doubt.

I'm hoping that the Pearls of Wisdom that eminate will answer that question.
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Brenda Archer
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07-29-2007 11:40
From: Brenda Connolly
Dear Also Brenda,

It is actually RL which is ruining your SL addiction. Once you cancel you RL account, all will be fine. When you learn to build, call me. I'd like an addition to my house.


LOL, many thanks. I'm working on picking up the building skilz :)
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08-11-2007 15:06
errrm

with some reservation and much nervousness I have managed to publish the very first edition of this here newspaper I was looking for questions for

The name of the newspaper is called the Broadly Offensive Post or BO Post for short which I am sure you might agree with :P

its mostly forum antics and umm hopefully no one hates my guts too much
you can pick up a paper at this slurl here;

http://slurl.com/secondlife/Sweet%20Dreams/107/250/22

I gave a paper box to brenda as well and will send a "newspaper" to everyone who had a question in this thread. I also hope I dont get murdered in my sleep



okay umm well that's done

*goes back to hiding in his box and making clothes*
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08-11-2007 16:32
Nah, murder would be a little strong, but I am offering tar and feathers for all your muckraking editor tarring and feathering needs. :)
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Tomas Gandini
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08-11-2007 16:44
From: Chris Norse
Nah, murder would be a little strong, but I am offering tar and feathers for all your muckraking editor tarring and feathering needs. :)


Oooooo... Do whips and chains go with that tar and those feathers?

Maybe I should "Ask Brenda."
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08-11-2007 16:48
From: Tomas Gandini
Oooooo... Do whips and chains go with that tar and those feathers?

Maybe I should "Ask Brenda."



For whips and chains, you would have to ask Mistress Brenda. That is another column. :)
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Wilhelm Neumann
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08-11-2007 16:50
well I can see you got to the last page which I"m not sure is a good think :P

at least its confirmed I'm capable of writing complete drivel (who woulda thunk it ^^)
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08-11-2007 17:53
Loved the first edition

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08-11-2007 19:14
From: Chris Norse
For whips and chains, you would have to ask Mistress Brenda. That is another column. :)

THAtwould be "Crawl Before Mistress Brenda" :D
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08-11-2007 19:16
From: Alyx Sands
THAtwould be "Crawl Before Mistress Brenda" :D


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08-11-2007 21:06
From: Chris Norse
For whips and chains, you would have to ask Mistress Brenda. That is another column. :)

And another Brenda...... :rolleyes:
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Dear Brenda
08-11-2007 21:11
When are you coming back to bed?
Conan Godwin
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Brenda......
08-12-2007 20:49
Did Adam and Eve have belly buttons?

Think about it people.
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Oryx Tempel
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08-12-2007 22:04
From: Conan Godwin
Did Adam and Eve have belly buttons?

Think about it people.



For that matter,

Dear Brenda,
Does God have a belly button? If Adam and Eve DID have belly buttons, and they were created in His image...

Oh, and p.s. What is Godwin's Law?
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