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Jezabell Barbosa
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07-27-2007 10:27
From: Brenda Connolly
Better yet, make HIM work all night. And spend some of that money on you as well.



You are so wise!
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Oryx Tempel
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07-27-2007 10:31
Dear Brenda,

My SL Partner owns an island on which I rent space for my shop. He has recently cracked down on a fellow merchant for selling kids' items aka stuff for child avatars. He says he doesn't want any child avis on his land. I totally disagree and think he's being pig headed and ageist. Should I just suck it up and stay there, or should I go out and buy my own plot of land for my shop? Note that his island is double prim...

;)
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Brenda Connolly
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07-27-2007 10:49
From: Oryx Tempel
Dear Brenda,

My SL Partner owns an island on which I rent space for my shop. He has recently cracked down on a fellow merchant for selling kids' items aka stuff for child avatars. He says he doesn't want any child avis on his land. I totally disagree and think he's being pig headed and ageist. Should I just suck it up and stay there, or should I go out and buy my own plot of land for my shop? Note that his island is double prim...

;)

Ok..I can't resist. Get him in a Compromising Position with a Child Avatar. Invite Some German reporters over. Let it slip that he is also running a secret SL Casino. TT. Confront him and appear disguisted. Tell him to hand over his double prim land to you or you will ruin his reputation, by spreading ugly, disguisting , and highly entertaining rumors.
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JessyAnne Theas
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07-27-2007 11:04
From: Brenda Connolly
Ok..I can't resist. Get him in a Compromising Position with a Child Avatar. Invite Some German reporters over. Let it slip that he is also running a secret SL Casino. TT. Confront him and appear disguisted. Tell him to hand over his double prim land to you or you will ruin his reputation, by spreading ugly, disguisting , and highly entertaining rumors.



Ohhhh! This is gonna be a fun newspaper to read!

Will, where do I get my subscription?
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Nina Stepford
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07-27-2007 11:16
will the newspaper have expose features and whatnot. how about a '20 questions with...'?
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07-27-2007 11:20
From: Nina Stepford
will the newspaper have expose features and whatnot. how about a '20 questions with...'?

It should be pretty trashy. At least I hope so. I like the 20 Q's with idea. Take note Willy.
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Nina Stepford
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07-27-2007 11:43
i once did something like this. i called it 'the le cafe enquirer', and it was basically i funny way to annoy certain people. then i had the actual rl national enquirers lawyers start threatening me with the 'lantham act', which i researched. it was a bogus claim but i couldnt be assed fighting that so i stopped the tabloid :(
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07-27-2007 11:48
From: Nina Stepford
i once did something like this. i called it 'the le cafe enquirer', and it was basically i funny way to annoy certain people. then i had the actual rl national enquirers lawyers start threatening me with the 'lantham act', which i researched. it was a bogus claim but i couldnt be assed fighting that so i stopped the tabloid :(

You may want to talk to Willy. You might be of great help to him.
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Wilhelm Neumann
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07-27-2007 12:06
From: Brenda Connolly
It should be pretty trashy. At least I hope so. I like the 20 Q's with idea. Take note Willy.


I'm trying for trashy right now its mostly boring me but if anyone has any trash writing abilities let me know. Cause this aint for information although i burried a bit in there for good measure but I need GOSSIP lots and lots. I dont even care if its true just has to be gossip!

So please send me gossip!
Oryx Tempel
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07-27-2007 13:43
From: Brenda Connolly
Ok..I can't resist. Get him in a Compromising Position with a Child Avatar. Invite Some German reporters over. Let it slip that he is also running a secret SL Casino. TT. Confront him and appear disguisted. Tell him to hand over his double prim land to you or you will ruin his reputation, by spreading ugly, disguisting , and highly entertaining rumors.



LOL! Good one! :D
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07-27-2007 16:41
From: JessyAnne Theas
Ohhhh! This is gonna be a fun newspaper to read!

Will, where do I get my subscription?


Hiya when the first edition is ready I will let you know I have made a paper box for people to pick up and we can give some out. Truly I hope its okay I used to do a lot of writing then I went into the sciences and about the only thing i wrote were short notes to document stuff. Now for some reason unknown to me I have decided to start this newspaper. Anyhow it will I am sure improve with each edition as people offer up ideas and info for now the writing is by myself and Brenda.

The first edition wont be on a network server I dont think I need to link the paper box to a network server so that new editions will end up inside but for now we will do the old fashioned way and I will keep a list of people with paper boxes so that when I do put a script in to network the thing it will be redistributed

Also our senses of humour are very different mine is very sarcastic so I hope no one is offended :P

For now ANYONE HAVE ANYMORE QUESTIONS?

/beg
Tegg Bode
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07-27-2007 17:22
When & where do we get Brenda AV's? :)
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Oryx Tempel
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07-27-2007 18:14
Dear Brenda,

How many RL martinis are acceptable to drink while attending an SL party?
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Brenda Connolly
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07-28-2007 06:58
From: Oryx Tempel
Dear Brenda,

How many RL martinis are acceptable to drink while attending an SL party?


42.
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Brandi Lundquist
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07-28-2007 08:02
From: Brenda Connolly
42.


That's an awful lot of martinins! I'll have to get up to speed for my next SL party.:)
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Jezabell Barbosa
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07-28-2007 08:05
From: JessyAnne Theas
Doesn't matter...

Good luck findin that virgin though


Hello, I am a virgin!
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Ciaran Laval
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07-28-2007 08:06
From: Jezabell Barbosa
Hello, I am a virgin!


Now that's virgin on the ridiculous.
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07-28-2007 08:07
From: Ciaran Laval
Now that's virgin on the ridiculous.

Her world...Her Imagination.
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Jezabell Barbosa
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07-28-2007 08:08
From: Brenda Connolly
Her world...Her Imagination.



Everytime I buy a new bit, I am a virgin!

:)
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Zaphod Kotobide
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07-28-2007 08:42
I have two questions for Brenda.

1) Where canz I finez teh s3x0rs

2) Can I borrow some L$? I'll pay you back as soon as my casino becomes profitable.
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Brenda Connolly
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07-28-2007 09:50
From: Zaphod Kotobide
I have two questions for Brenda.

1) Where canz I finez teh s3x0rs

2) Can I borrow some L$? I'll pay you back as soon as my casino becomes profitable.

Answer 1: Did you try Castro Street?
Answer 2:As soon as I get that Lounge Chair you promised to make me , we'll talk.
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Zaphod Kotobide
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07-28-2007 15:45
Castro Street? I haven't been to the Castro District since 1995.

I got yer lounge chair, but are you online? Neeeeeeew.

Give me a while, and I'll come up with a serious "Ask Brenda" question.



From: Brenda Connolly
Answer 1: Did you try Castro Street?
Answer 2:As soon as I get that Lounge Chair you promised to make me , we'll talk.
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Jezabell Barbosa
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07-28-2007 15:55
From: Zaphod Kotobide
Castro Street? I haven't been to the Castro District since 1995.

I got yer lounge chair, but are you online? Neeeeeeew.

Give me a while, and I'll come up with a serious "Ask Brenda" question.



MMM Castro St, yeah!! Is the patio cafe still there, I wonder?
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Eric Cale
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07-28-2007 16:17
If my grandmother falls in her apartment and nobody is around to hear it, does she make a sound?
Argent Asbrink
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07-28-2007 16:20
From: Eric Cale
If my grandmother falls in her apartment and nobody is around to hear it, does she make a sound?


Depends on if she can press her "First Alert" necklace.
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