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moshi moshi
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07-27-2007 06:54
If I said you had a beautiful avatar, would you hump it against me?
Chris Norse
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07-27-2007 07:37
From: Ann Launay
Does this prim hair make my ass look fat?


No but all prim skirts do........... :)
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Porky Gorky
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07-27-2007 07:49
Why am I called porky when I'm not porky?
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Colette Meiji
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07-27-2007 07:50
From: Chris Norse
No but all prim skirts do........... :)


the non prim skirts are worse
Brenda Connolly
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07-27-2007 07:55
From: Cherry Czervik
I have a question actually ...

Are you still looking for contributors? My writing skills are going to waste here in the metaverse, luring me off into other things I am better not doing. Like trying to make hair.

Cherry, I think it would be great to have you. (Winks at that double entendre) Also you may be interested in Brandi's Board. We have a little Creative writing story thred going. I bet you'd add a lot to it. ;)
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moshi moshi
Join date: 27 Jan 2007
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07-27-2007 07:56
From: Colette Meiji
the non prim skirts are worse
Prim clothes are teh funneh in laggy areas. I turned up at Ahern once and this guy was standing there wearing nothing but a phallic attachment in his Xcite regions. Well, everybody was saying WTF, etc., and he was like "BUT I'M WEARING CLOTHES!" and he thought EVERYBODY at the welcome area was teasing him. *Then*, very slowly, each individual prim in his kilt rezzes one-by-one, then the sash (sp?), then his shoes, then his hair.

I guess the moral of the story is: always wear your panties folks!
Brenda Connolly
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07-27-2007 07:59
From: Jezabell Barbosa
Help me Brenda, for I have sinned. It has been forever since my last confession and I have fallen in love with a noob. Should I openly attest my love for this noob, who all my friends poke fun at, or should I drop him like the skin of yesteryear. What do I do?

Love, Nova Plaid, and a pink ridding crop,
Jez

As an introductory special I'll answer that one here. Take the Noob shopping, buy him clothes and hair and bling and other "Parts". Once he is spiffed up, show him off to your friends, and watch them writhe with Jealousy. Then make him worship the Prims you walk on.
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Colette Meiji
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07-27-2007 08:00
From: Brenda Connolly
As an introductory special I'll answer that one here. Take the Noob shopping, buy him clothes and hair and bling and other "Parts". Once he is spiffed up, show him off to your friends, and watch them writhe with Jealousy. Then make him worship the Prims you walk on.


then crush his ego and dump him.

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ooops .. sorry couldnt resist. :p
Sioban McMahon
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07-27-2007 08:06
From: Brenda Connolly
As an introductory special I'll answer that one here. Take the Noob shopping, buy him clothes and hair and bling and other "Parts". Once he is spiffed up, show him off to your friends, and watch them writhe with Jealousy. Then make him worship the Prims you walk on.



Worship ain't all it's cracked up to be. Sometimes a gal needs a bit of peace and quiet without all that groveling getting in the way.
Turbo Streeter
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Join date: 5 Jun 2007
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07-27-2007 08:07
You can worship without groveling...

Hell... I've never even met Brenda and yet I worship her!
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Colette Meiji
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07-27-2007 08:09
From: Sioban McMahon
Worship ain't all it's cracked up to be. Sometimes a gal needs a bit of peace and quiet without all that groveling getting in the way.


thats where my post (just above yours) comes in.
Chris Norse
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07-27-2007 08:15
From: Turbo Streeter
You can worship without groveling...

Hell... I've never even met Brenda and yet I worship her!


I have a little shrine built to her. :D
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Turbo Streeter
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07-27-2007 08:17
From: someone
I have a little shrine built to her.


No WAY!!! Is it copyable?
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Chris Norse
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07-27-2007 08:19
From: Turbo Streeter
No WAY!!! Is it copyable?


No, that would be weird.
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JessyAnne Theas
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07-27-2007 08:20
Only weird once you start live sacrifices
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Cherry Czervik
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07-27-2007 08:21
From: Sioban McMahon
Worship ain't all it's cracked up to be. Sometimes a gal needs a bit of peace and quiet without all that groveling getting in the way.


Amen!
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Chris Norse
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07-27-2007 08:22
From: JessyAnne Theas
Only weird once you start live sacrifices


Human, animal or furrie?
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I'm going to pick a fight
William Wallace, Braveheart

“Rules are mostly made to be broken and are too often for the lazy to hide behind”
Douglas MacArthur

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JessyAnne Theas
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07-27-2007 08:24
From: Chris Norse
Human, animal or furrie?



Doesn't matter...

Good luck findin that virgin though
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Colette Meiji
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07-27-2007 08:25
From: JessyAnne Theas
Doesn't matter...

Good luck findin that virgin though


try the forums ..

its full of SLirgins.
Ann Launay
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07-27-2007 08:25
All this talk of worshiping Brenda made me think of the little furry guys in the locker in MiBII. lol

"All hail B!"
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I am bumping you to an 8.5 on the Official Trout Measuring Instrument of Sluttiness. You are an enigma - on the one hand a sweet, gentle, intelligent woman who we would like to wrap up in our arms and protect, and on the other, a temptress to whom we would like to do all sorts of unmentionable things.

Congratulations and shame on you! You are a bit of a slut.
Jezabell Barbosa
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07-27-2007 09:28
From: Brenda Connolly
As an introductory special I'll answer that one here. Take the Noob shopping, buy him clothes and hair and bling and other "Parts". Once he is spiffed up, show him off to your friends, and watch them writhe with Jealousy. Then make him worship the Prims you walk on.



Oh me spend money on a man? Interesting. I could work all night to provide for my noob, well maybe I will do that!

Thanks!
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Brenda Connolly
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07-27-2007 09:54
From: Jezabell Barbosa
Oh me spend money on a man? Interesting. I could work all night to provide for my noob, well maybe I will do that!

Thanks!

Better yet, make HIM work all night. And spend some of that money on you as well.
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Incanus Merlin
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07-27-2007 10:18
I am a p00r n00b. p00r p00r p00r. How can I get my fabuloso skinned, xcited and attired girlfriend to spend her trust fund lindens on me without having to lift a finger myself?


Oh and how do I get a guarantee she won't cruelly abuse my pixels and dump me after showing me off as a trophy boyfriend to all her gurlie friends?


Why is SL romance such hard work for us guys?





:D
JessyAnne Theas
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07-27-2007 10:23
From: Incanus Merlin
I am a p00r n00b. p00r p00r p00r. How can I get my fabuloso skinned, xcited and attired girlfriend to spend her trust fund lindens on me without having to lift a finger myself?


Oh and how do I get a guarantee she won't cruelly abuse my pixels and dump me after showing me off as a trophy boyfriend to all her gurlie friends?


Why is SL romance such hard work for us guys?





:D



My guess.... would be your description of a SL girlie.. " fabuloso skinned, xcited and attired "

Go for... "intelligent, creative, witty..."

May have better luck that way :)
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Sioban McMahon
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07-27-2007 10:24
From: Turbo Streeter
You can worship without groveling...

Hell... I've never even met Brenda and yet I worship her!



I'll let my adoring fans know this. Thanks! :)
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