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Marianne McCann
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09-24-2008 09:02
From: Amaranthim Talon
"What do you call this place?" the traveler asked.
"This is Heaven," he answered.
"Well, that's confusing," the traveler said. "The man down the road said that was Heaven, too."
"Oh, you mean the place with the gold street and pearly gates? Nope. That's hell."
"Doesn't it make you mad for them to use your name like that?"
"No, we're just happy that they screen out the folks who would leave their best friends behind."


Very very similar to one of my other favorite Twilight Zone episodes, The Hunt.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Hunt

This is, what, the third or fourth Twilight Zone episode I've named on this thread? Might as well get my all time fave out of the way, titled "The Fugitive." - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Fugitive_(Twilight_Zone)
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09-24-2008 09:03
From: Yosef Okelly

Have you ever heard the chinese dinner analogy? It's not over until you both get your cookies :)


And then an hour later you're hungry for more.
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09-24-2008 09:48
From: Damien1 Thorne
Nice story Amara. :) I hadn't heard that one before.

I was looking for a poem last night about a man that comes home and finds his baby's room torn up, the crib upended and his faithful wolfhound covered in blood - the hunter is so horrified he shoots the dog... he then hears crying and when he moves the crib finds his baby safe - next to the torn up carcass of a wolf... I can't think of the title, it always makes me cry- can you imagine the poor dog- they betrayal? He wouldn't have known why he was killed- and the man upon realizing what had actually happened..
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09-24-2008 09:50
A huge pig called Bruce has trapped a terrified woman in her home in Australia.

Caroline Hayes, 63, tried to leave her house in Uki, New South Wales, to use the outdoor toilet, but the animal bit her and shoved her back inside.

Bruce, who is the size of a Shetland pony, showed up at her home 10 days ago after his owners were unable to cope with him and let him loose in the rainforest.

Hayes began feeding the beast, but he became more aggressive, demanding more food and biting her on the leg when she tried to go to the toilet.
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09-24-2008 09:59
From: Trout Recreant
And then an hour later you're hungry for more.


You say that like it's a bad thing. :p
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09-24-2008 10:01
From: Tomas Fulham
A huge pig called Bruce has trapped a terrified woman in her home in Australia.

Caroline Hayes, 63, tried to leave her house in Uki, New South Wales, to use the outdoor toilet, but the animal bit her and shoved her back inside.

Bruce, who is the size of a Shetland pony, showed up at her home 10 days ago after his owners were unable to cope with him and let him loose in the rainforest.

Hayes began feeding the beast, but he became more aggressive, demanding more food and biting her on the leg when she tried to go to the toilet.


:eek:

Bruce?
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09-24-2008 10:02
Mmmm bacon.
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09-24-2008 10:02
From: Tomas Fulham
A huge pig called Bruce has trapped a terrified woman in her home in Australia.

Caroline Hayes, 63, tried to leave her house in Uki, New South Wales, to use the outdoor toilet, but the animal bit her and shoved her back inside.

Bruce, who is the size of a Shetland pony, showed up at her home 10 days ago after his owners were unable to cope with him and let him loose in the rainforest.

Hayes began feeding the beast, but he became more aggressive, demanding more food and biting her on the leg when she tried to go to the toilet.


Wow! Now that IS an entree worthy of this wacky thread. :p Hi Tomas, and welcome. :) For your first posting:

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09-24-2008 10:03
@Amara...that story re: heaven/hell was lovely. I'd not seen it before.
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09-24-2008 10:11
From: Marianne McCann

This is, what, the third or fourth Twilight Zone episode I've named on this thread?


I got a lot of favorites....my most favorite is "Judgment Night".

Other cool episodes include "I Shot An Arrow Into The Air", "The Silence", "The Masks", and an episode that nobody but me remembers, about a guy who hits a kid with his car and drives off, and eventually his car hounds him into confessing.
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09-24-2008 10:11
From: Amaranthim Talon
I was looking for a poem last night about a man that comes home and finds his baby's room torn up, the crib upended and his faithful wolfhound covered in blood - the hunter is so horrified he shoots the dog... he then hears crying and when he moves the crib finds his baby safe - next to the torn up carcass of a wolf... I can't think of the title, it always makes me cry- can you imagine the poor dog- they betrayal? He wouldn't have known why he was killed- and the man upon realizing what had actually happened..


not sure if this is it...

http://www.spokenpoetry.co.uk/gelert.htm

or

http://www.irishwolfhounds.org/gelert.htm
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Claire Silverspar
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09-24-2008 10:13
From: Amaranthim Talon
I was looking for a poem last night about a man that comes home and finds his baby's room torn up, the crib upended and his faithful wolfhound covered in blood - the hunter is so horrified he shoots the dog... he then hears crying and when he moves the crib finds his baby safe - next to the torn up carcass of a wolf... I can't think of the title, it always makes me cry- can you imagine the poor dog- they betrayal? He wouldn't have known why he was killed- and the man upon realizing what had actually happened..


William Robert Spencer
'Gelert'

The spearmen heard the bugle sound,
And cheerily smiled the morn;
And many a brach, and many a hound
Obeyed Llewellyn's horn.

And still he blew a louder blast,
And gave a lustier cheer,
"Come, Gelert, come, wert never last
Llewellyn's horn to hear.

"O where does faithful Gelert roam
The flower of all his race;
So true, so brave - a lamb at home,
A lion in the chase?"

In sooth, he was a peerless hound,
The gift of royal John;
But now no Gelert could be found,
And all the chase rode on.

That day Llewellyn little loved
The chase of hart and hare;
And scant and small the booty proved,
For Gelert was not there.

Unpleased, Llewellyn homeward hied,
When, near the portal seat,
His truant Gelert he espied
Bounding his lord to greet.

But when he gained the castle-door,
Aghast the chieftain stood;
The hound all o'er was smeared with gore;
His lips, his fangs, ran blood.

Llewellyn gazed with fierce surprise;
Unused such looks to meet,
His favourite checked his joyful guise,
And crouched, and licked his feet.

Onward, in haste, Llewellyn passed,
And on went Gelert too;
And still, where'er his eyes he cast,
Fresh blood-gouts shocked his view.

Overturned his infant's bed he found,
With blood-stained covert rent;
And all around the walls and ground
With recent blood besprent.

He called his child - no voice replied -
He searched with terror wild;
Blood, blood he found on every side,
But nowhere found his child.

"Hell-hound! my child's by thee devoured,"
The frantic father cried;
And to the hilt his vengeful sword
He plunged in Gelert's side.

Aroused by Gelert's dying yell,
Some slumberer wakened nigh;
What words the parent's joy could tell
To hear his infant's cry!

Concealed beneath a tumbled heap
His hurried search had missed,
All glowing from his rosy sleep
The cherub boy he kissed.

No hurt had he, nor harm, nor dread,
But, the same couch beneath,
Lay a gaunt wolf, all torn and dead,
Tremendous still in death.

Ah, what was then Llewellyn's pain!
For now the truth was clear;
His gallant hound the wolf had slain
To save Llewellyn's heir.

(mo got there before me lol)
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09-24-2008 10:16
/me hugs Claire. :)
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09-24-2008 10:21
From: Maureen Boccaccio
/me hugs Claire. :)

yey! I gots hugs!!!

/me grins
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09-24-2008 10:22
Oh Hell.......group Hug!!
Amaranthim Talon
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09-24-2008 10:25
Yup- that's the one you guys... as I sit at my desk in tears... :( good thing I mostly work alone...
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09-24-2008 10:41
From: Trout Recreant
From: Yosef Okelly
Have you ever heard the chinese dinner analogy? It's not over until you both get your cookies :)
And then an hour later you're hungry for more.
Sounds like the perfect meal to me.
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09-24-2008 10:42
Its lunch time and I dont have lunch today! your making me hungry! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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09-24-2008 10:50
/me sends Nichole a packed lunch



(I used to have one of those lunch boxes...exactly the same :p )
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09-24-2008 10:51
From: Nichole Vanbeeck
Oh Hell.......group Hug!!


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09-24-2008 10:55
From: Maureen Boccaccio



Maureen your so funny with your pics, I love though. =)
Amaranthim Talon
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09-24-2008 10:55
Has anyone noticed that more and more questions re how to stuff- like Gimp yesterday and now a prim build one, is ending up here? I rather like that actually- not that keeping things neat and in the right fora is a bad thing - it's just like this I learn stuff I might never have known to ask.
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Nichole Vanbeeck
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09-24-2008 10:56
From: Claire Silverspar
/me sends Nichole a packed lunch



(I used to have one of those lunch boxes...exactly the same :p )



Thanx Claire that was so filling im stuffed.
Marianne McCann
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09-24-2008 11:01
From: Dakota Tebaldi
I got a lot of favorites....my most favorite is "Judgment Night".

Other cool episodes include "I Shot An Arrow Into The Air", "The Silence", "The Masks", and an episode that nobody but me remembers, about a guy who hits a kid with his car and drives off, and eventually his car hounds him into confessing.


That would be "You Drive."
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/You_Drive

All of the above are good ones. Judgement night is excellent, an noe not a lot of people mention!

As well as The Fugitive and The Hunt, I would list...

A Stop at Willoughby
Kick The Can
Five Characters in Search of an Exit
The Invaders
The Odyssey of Flight 33
Long Distance Call
From Agnes—With Love
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09-24-2008 11:52
From: Brenda Connolly
The Ballad of The Shape of Things

Completely round is the perfect pearl the oyster manufactures.
Completely round is the steering wheel that leads to compound fractures
Completely round is the golden fruit that hangs from the o-o-orange tree
Yes the circle shape is quite renown
But sad to say it can be found
In the lowdown, dirty run-around
That my true love gave to me
That my true love gave to me

Completely square is the little box he said my ring would be in
Completely square is the envelope he said good-bye to me in
Completely square is the handkerchief I flourish constantly
As I dry my eyes of the tears I've shed,
And blow my nose which turns bright red
For a perfect square is my true love's head
He will not marry me, no
He will not marry me

Rectangular is the hotel door my true love tried to sneak through
Rectangular is the transom hole by which I had to peek through,
Rectangular is the hotel room I entered angrily, and
Rectangular is the wooden box
Where lies my love neath the golden phlox
They say he died of the chicken pox
In part I must agree
One chick too many had he

Triangular is the piece of pie I eat to ease my sorrow
Triangular is the hatchet blade I plan to hide tomorrow
Triangular the relationship which now has ceased to be
And triangular is the garment thin
That fastens on with a safety pin
To a prize I had no wish to win
It's a lasting memory
That my true love gave to me



/me laughs... Great one Brenda!!!
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