Underfloor vagina! Fai was that you!?

is that so, when you party, you can raise the roof?


(interesting thing about that thread... 90% of the people in THIS thread are in that one as well...

i sense a conspiracy...)

So glad I had the good sense to not post in this thread.

Faithless Babii was my landlady at the time she's now my Boss.

I purchased a Vag, like we all do in the end when we've run out of shoes to buy. They're completely pontless when you think about it. This one did "tricks" like open and close and dribble etc etc but the reality was the only way to see that was if you zoomed in really close OH! and if I was willing to lay there with my legs spread wide as though I was having a medical exam!! Sexy NOT!! and even though it was hardly cheap it wasn't that realistic. Now being a straight lady I've not seen many ladies Vagges close up but enough to judge that my sorry example wasn't very good. Sooo in anycase what happened was the usual thing somehow I had managed to rezz it instead of wearing it and unbeknown to me it went under the floorboards. God knows how long it was there for! but it wasn't until I had managed to rezz a piece of jewelry under the floorboards again which got Faith running after me cos I was well over my 10prim limit, by about 150)), we cammed and highlighted and everything and it wasn't until she lifted the house that we could see what was usuing all those prims and nestled under there was this weird HOTDOG!!! Took me about 2 seconds to recognise it as my long lost Vag. Snatched it up, blushed all the way down to my bald wig and we've been the best of friends since then.

OH and the reason I knew it looked like a hot dog in a bun was long before they resolved the shoe up the ass look I found occasionally when I sat down this Hot Dog would dangle before my eyes.

OK Look at it this way at least it didn't have any condiments on it!!

BTW I think I still have that Vag shoved in a folder somewhere along with the Xcite stuff esp the damned nipples that told you when you dropped them!!!

Another OH!! Forgot to say that you had to edit it in place!!! How sureal can anything get as trying to find a suitable pose and then fiddling your vag into place only for it to be sticking out of your clothing as soon as you change position? I stick to the Vag Knickers now.

for safe sex, one should ALWAYS use a condiment...

Chilli or garlic sauce?

Oddly, I just finished a small rant about the "drop" pie menu on another thread. I have no idea if it has a useful purpose, but it gives me no end of ... um ... entertainment.

As many of you know, I have a shop where I sell (ahem) "adult" poses, and it's set up a bit like a club where people are welcome to come and have fun with the products. Nudity is encouraged.

It amazes me, not only the number of people who seem to think that "drop" is the right way to tuck in their private parts, but also the variety of private parts -- or should I say, things people think are useful as private parts.

All I can say is, thank goodness for latex gloves!

It easier than you think. As I said I boxed up my Xcite stuff cos I just got fed up of out of the blue having a dropped nipple returned to me from this parcel or that parcel!!! Used to freak me out at first because I was quite new and couldn't work out how I had managed to drop them in the first place!

In anycase your question leads me onto the Foo Foo over the doorway story. I was stood in the middle of my house and decided to try my hand at texturing. Rezzed a box on the middle of my rug and shuffled through my textures and for some reason decided on a very nice hairy foo foo (ladies bush). Dragged and dropped with a quivering hand only for it not to work, remember this was only at the begining. So clarted about with other tex and then gave it up as a lost cause. Not sure when I noticed it but on the prim above my doorway is a lovely hairy Foo Foo. Yup I had managed to pass the rezzed prim and placed it above my door like a Welcome Mat gone mad.

Now I could change the tex to wallpaper or something but I don't have a matching one to the rest of my room so any patch of paper will look odd. I did put a picture over it but then I finally thoughs "SOD IT" and there it is in all it's hairy glory.

If you don't believe me then just IM me inworld and I'll give you a tour of my lovely English Cottage complete with it's own Foo Foo.

So a penis on the dance floor is nothing he was probably trying to attact it to something ie sofa, dance pole, sexy lady and made the wrong click. Poor sod was now Dickless.

Wow...is it sweeps week here on the forums? Bring out all the old favorites to boost readership

I am in tears laughing so bad over Zan's stories- (but my boss might wonder how accounting go this amusing..)

No longer true for Zan! Oh NOES!