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Colette Forster

The Real Deal

Join date: 4 Apr 2008

Posts: 221

04-25-2008 11:06

From: Amaranthim Talon

That explains the maniacal giggles coming from me

Poor co-workers.

Ditto - I should not have started reading this while at work. I am LOL IRL...

the real question is...if you lose your vagina, it is clearly from lack of use. Hence the term "Use it or lose it". Imagine finding a vagina, thinking it was a quarter pounder and either a)trying to eat it (someone somewhere would be very happy - great visual) or b)asking around who it belongs to (seems pretty unsanitary). But who knows, maybe the person with the lost member would really enjoy all the handling...since it obviously has been a while.

Lindal Kidd

Dances With Noobs

Join date: 26 Jun 2007

Posts: 8,371

04-25-2008 12:07

From: Trout Recreant

Wouldn't be the first time that's happened in a car. In-vehicular conception.

True...but if your willy takes advantage of me while I'm not there to enjoy it, I shall be VERY put out.

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LittleMe Jewell

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Join date: 8 Oct 2007

Posts: 11,319

04-25-2008 12:12

From: Colette Forster

... b) asking around who it belongs to (seems pretty unsanitary).

Didn't we recently have a similar discussion regarding someone finding a penis lying on the floor in a club somewhere?

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Why do you sit there looking like an envelope without any address on it?
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Optimism is denial, so face the facts and move on.
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Sling Trebuchet

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Join date: 20 Jan 2007

Posts: 4,548

04-25-2008 12:20

From: Lindal Kidd

True...but if your willy takes advantage of me while I'm not there to enjoy it, I shall be VERY put out.

Put in?

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Trout Recreant

Public Enemy No. 1

Join date: 24 Jul 2007

Posts: 4,873

04-25-2008 12:54

From: Lindal Kidd

True...but if your willy takes advantage of me while I'm not there to enjoy it, I shall be VERY put out.

Mines detachable, too. I send him out to do my dirty work. If you see him, please tell him we're out of beer and ask him if knows where the remote for the cable box is. He was watching tv last and I can't find the danged thing.

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From: Jerboa Haystack

A Trout Rating (tm) is something to cherish. To flaunt and be proud of. It is something all women should aspire to obtain!

Lindal Kidd

Dances With Noobs

Join date: 26 Jun 2007

Posts: 8,371

04-25-2008 13:46

From: Trout Recreant

... I can't find the danged thing.

Trout Jr., or the remote?

"If you can't keep track of your toys, you don't deserve to have them."

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It's still My World and My Imagination! So there.
Lindal Kidd

Allegria Kanto

Trailing clouds of glory

Join date: 28 Nov 2007

Posts: 1,004

04-25-2008 15:11

From: LittleMe Jewell

Didn't we recently have a similar discussion regarding someone finding a penis lying on the floor in a club somewhere?

Yes, that was me, and I still haven't received a satisfactory answer to the burning question that haunts me to this day:

Could someone really accidently drop his penis in a public venue?

All these wonderful stories we are remembering were in the thread that disappeared, presumably because there was a product brand name in the title.

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Sling Trebuchet

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Join date: 20 Jan 2007

Posts: 4,548

04-25-2008 15:27

From: Allegria Kanto

Yes, that was me, and I still haven't received a satisfactory answer to the burning question that haunts me to this day:

Could someone really accidently drop his penis in a public venue?

All these wonderful stories we are remembering were in the thread that disappeared, presumably because there was a product brand name in the title.

If he dropped it in a high-class formal ballroom (sic), would it be subject to hauteur return?

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Maggie: We give our residents a lot of tools, to build, create, and manage their lands and objects. That flexibility also requires people to exercise judgment about when things should be used.
http://www.ace-exchange.com/home/story/BDVR/589

Tarina Sewell

Just Browsing Thank you

Join date: 20 Jul 2007

Posts: 2,180

04-25-2008 15:29

Not to take away from the vagina post, but.. I saw my first pair of prim breasts yesterday... um.. I don't think I will get a pair.. They looked.. strange.

Raymond Figtree

Gone, avi, gone

Join date: 17 May 2006

Posts: 6,256

04-25-2008 15:31

"it's a floor wax AND a lubricant"...

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LittleMe Jewell

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Join date: 8 Oct 2007

Posts: 11,319

04-25-2008 15:32

From: Tarina Sewell

Not to take away from the vagina post, but.. I saw my first pair of prim breasts yesterday... um.. I don't think I will get a pair.. They looked.. strange.

I bought a pair of those jiggling boobs out of curiousity - the dress is cute, I think I'll keep it.

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♥♥♥
-Lil

Why do you sit there looking like an envelope without any address on it?
~Mark Twain~

Optimism is denial, so face the facts and move on.
♥♥♥
Lil's Yard Sale / Inventory Cleanout: http://slurl.com/secondlife/Triggerfish/52/27/22
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http://www.flickr.com/photos/littleme_jewell

Rebecca Proudhon

(TM)

Join date: 3 May 2006

Posts: 1,686

04-25-2008 15:33

Have you searched the 200 posts that contain the words "highlight transparent" or the 166 posts that contain, "vagina"

I do remember that post.

Missfit Arai

Registered User

Join date: 28 Aug 2007

Posts: 150

04-25-2008 17:25

I've looked everywhereeeeeeeeeee except under the floorboards !

Macphisto Angelus

JAFO

Join date: 21 Oct 2004

Posts: 5,831

04-25-2008 17:34

There was a thread that got started a week or two back about Xcite parts. It was locked and sent off to Linden Review.

Likely it was in that thread?

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From: Ann Launay

I put on my robe and wizard ha...
Oh. Nevermind then.

Colette Meiji

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Join date: 25 Mar 2005

Posts: 15,556

04-25-2008 17:41

From: Lindal Kidd

Trout Jr., or the remote?

"If you can't keep track of your toys, you don't deserve to have them."

Trout Jr is remote controlled?

Does he have a light yet?

Alyx Sands

Mental Mentor Linguist

Join date: 17 Feb 2007

Posts: 2,432

04-25-2008 17:47

From: Amaranthim Talon

RL?

Nah, in RL I would have to search the basement. Haven't mislaid any genitals there, I'm sure...

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Lindal Kidd

Dances With Noobs

Join date: 26 Jun 2007

Posts: 8,371

04-25-2008 21:48

From: Colette Meiji

Trout Jr is remote controlled?

Does he have a light yet?

I think the remote's for the TV, but you never know...

/me points remote and presses a button experimentally.

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It's still My World and My Imagination! So there.
Lindal Kidd

Arahan Claveau

Arthole

Join date: 28 Jun 2005

Posts: 42

04-25-2008 21:56

Can you say "vagina" on the official forum?

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Xio Jester

Killed the King.

Join date: 13 Nov 2006

Posts: 813

04-25-2008 22:34

From: Arahan Claveau

Can you say "vagina" on the official forum?

LMAO!!!!!!!!

Who are the new moderators, the Sex Pistols?? LOL

This is classic...

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Sling Trebuchet

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Join date: 20 Jan 2007

Posts: 4,548

04-26-2008 01:58

From: Lindal Kidd

I think the remote's for the TV, but you never know...

/me points remote and presses a button experimentally.

Trout's a transvestite???
Or has a tv alt??
With a remote control?
Golly!

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Maggie: We give our residents a lot of tools, to build, create, and manage their lands and objects. That flexibility also requires people to exercise judgment about when things should be used.
http://www.ace-exchange.com/home/story/BDVR/589

Deira Llanfair

Deira to rhyme with Myra

Join date: 16 Oct 2006

Posts: 2,315

04-26-2008 02:13

The remote is just for show - it's really run by hampster.

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Deira

Must create animations for head-desk and palm-face!.

Lindal Kidd

Dances With Noobs

Join date: 26 Jun 2007

Posts: 8,371

04-26-2008 16:46

From: Deira Llanfair

The remote is just for show - it's really run by hampster.

There is no P in "hamster".

Except for Ray. The last time I picked him up, he got it all over me, the little so 'n so.

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It's still My World and My Imagination! So there.
Lindal Kidd

Raymond Figtree

Gone, avi, gone

Join date: 17 May 2006

Posts: 6,256

04-26-2008 17:18

From: Lindal Kidd

There is no P in "hamster".

Except for Ray. The last time I picked him up, he got it all over me, the little so 'n so.

At least I was able to hold the little black pellets in.

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Read or listen to some Eckhart Tolle. You won't regret it.

Ava Glasgow

Hippie surfer chick

Join date: 27 Jan 2007

Posts: 2,172

04-27-2008 18:31

/me quickly peeks into the forums after long hiatus and finds...

Subterranean genitals thread.

Well done, guys, well done.

Amaranthim Talon

Voyager, Seeker, Curious

Join date: 14 Nov 2006

Posts: 12,032

04-27-2008 18:38

From: Lindal Kidd

There is no P in "hamster".

Except for Ray. The last time I picked him up, he got it all over me, the little so 'n so.

Well- there isn't NOW!

Underfloor vagina! Fai was that you!?
Colette Forster The Real Deal Join date: 4 Apr 2008 Posts: 221	04-25-2008 11:06 From: Amaranthim Talon That explains the maniacal giggles coming from me Poor co-workers. Ditto - I should not have started reading this while at work. I am LOL IRL... the real question is...if you lose your vagina, it is clearly from lack of use. Hence the term "Use it or lose it". Imagine finding a vagina, thinking it was a quarter pounder and either a)trying to eat it (someone somewhere would be very happy - great visual) or b)asking around who it belongs to (seems pretty unsanitary). But who knows, maybe the person with the lost member would really enjoy all the handling...since it obviously has been a while.
Lindal Kidd Dances With Noobs Join date: 26 Jun 2007 Posts: 8,371	04-25-2008 12:07 From: Trout Recreant Wouldn't be the first time that's happened in a car. In-vehicular conception. True...but if your willy takes advantage of me while I'm not there to enjoy it, I shall be VERY put out. _____________________ It's still My World and My Imagination! So there. Lindal Kidd
LittleMe Jewell ........... Join date: 8 Oct 2007 Posts: 11,319	04-25-2008 12:12 From: Colette Forster ... b) asking around who it belongs to (seems pretty unsanitary). Didn't we recently have a similar discussion regarding someone finding a penis lying on the floor in a club somewhere? _____________________ ♥♥♥ -Lil Why do you sit there looking like an envelope without any address on it? ~Mark Twain~ Optimism is denial, so face the facts and move on. ♥♥♥ Lil's Yard Sale / Inventory Cleanout: http://slurl.com/secondlife/Triggerfish/52/27/22 . http://www.flickr.com/photos/littleme_jewell
Sling Trebuchet Deleted User Join date: 20 Jan 2007 Posts: 4,548	04-25-2008 12:20 From: Lindal Kidd True...but if your willy takes advantage of me while I'm not there to enjoy it, I shall be VERY put out. Put in? _____________________ Maggie: We give our residents a lot of tools, to build, create, and manage their lands and objects. That flexibility also requires people to exercise judgment about when things should be used. http://www.ace-exchange.com/home/story/BDVR/589
Trout Recreant Public Enemy No. 1 Join date: 24 Jul 2007 Posts: 4,873	04-25-2008 12:54 From: Lindal Kidd True...but if your willy takes advantage of me while I'm not there to enjoy it, I shall be VERY put out. Mines detachable, too. I send him out to do my dirty work. If you see him, please tell him we're out of beer and ask him if knows where the remote for the cable box is. He was watching tv last and I can't find the danged thing. _____________________ From: Jerboa Haystack A Trout Rating (tm) is something to cherish. To flaunt and be proud of. It is something all women should aspire to obtain!
Lindal Kidd Dances With Noobs Join date: 26 Jun 2007 Posts: 8,371	04-25-2008 13:46 From: Trout Recreant ... I can't find the danged thing. Trout Jr., or the remote? "If you can't keep track of your toys, you don't deserve to have them." _____________________ It's still My World and My Imagination! So there. Lindal Kidd
Allegria Kanto Trailing clouds of glory Join date: 28 Nov 2007 Posts: 1,004	04-25-2008 15:11 From: LittleMe Jewell Didn't we recently have a similar discussion regarding someone finding a penis lying on the floor in a club somewhere? Yes, that was me, and I still haven't received a satisfactory answer to the burning question that haunts me to this day: Could someone really accidently drop his penis in a public venue? All these wonderful stories we are remembering were in the thread that disappeared, presumably because there was a product brand name in the title. _____________________ Let us pray that we ourselves cease to be the cause of suffering to each other. -- Thich Nhat Hahn
Sling Trebuchet Deleted User Join date: 20 Jan 2007 Posts: 4,548	04-25-2008 15:27 From: Allegria Kanto Yes, that was me, and I still haven't received a satisfactory answer to the burning question that haunts me to this day: Could someone really accidently drop his penis in a public venue? All these wonderful stories we are remembering were in the thread that disappeared, presumably because there was a product brand name in the title. If he dropped it in a high-class formal ballroom (sic), would it be subject to hauteur return? _____________________ Maggie: We give our residents a lot of tools, to build, create, and manage their lands and objects. That flexibility also requires people to exercise judgment about when things should be used. http://www.ace-exchange.com/home/story/BDVR/589
Tarina Sewell Just Browsing Thank you Join date: 20 Jul 2007 Posts: 2,180	04-25-2008 15:29 Not to take away from the vagina post, but.. I saw my first pair of prim breasts yesterday... um.. I don't think I will get a pair.. They looked.. strange.
Raymond Figtree Gone, avi, gone Join date: 17 May 2006 Posts: 6,256	04-25-2008 15:31 "it's a floor wax AND a lubricant"... _____________________ Read or listen to some Eckhart Tolle. You won't regret it.
LittleMe Jewell ........... Join date: 8 Oct 2007 Posts: 11,319	04-25-2008 15:32 From: Tarina Sewell Not to take away from the vagina post, but.. I saw my first pair of prim breasts yesterday... um.. I don't think I will get a pair.. They looked.. strange. I bought a pair of those jiggling boobs out of curiousity - the dress is cute, I think I'll keep it. _____________________ ♥♥♥ -Lil Why do you sit there looking like an envelope without any address on it? ~Mark Twain~ Optimism is denial, so face the facts and move on. ♥♥♥ Lil's Yard Sale / Inventory Cleanout: http://slurl.com/secondlife/Triggerfish/52/27/22 . http://www.flickr.com/photos/littleme_jewell
Rebecca Proudhon (TM) Join date: 3 May 2006 Posts: 1,686	04-25-2008 15:33 Have you searched the 200 posts that contain the words "highlight transparent" or the 166 posts that contain, "vagina" I do remember that post.
Missfit Arai Registered User Join date: 28 Aug 2007 Posts: 150	04-25-2008 17:25 I've looked everywhereeeeeeeeeee except under the floorboards !
Macphisto Angelus JAFO Join date: 21 Oct 2004 Posts: 5,831	04-25-2008 17:34 There was a thread that got started a week or two back about Xcite parts. It was locked and sent off to Linden Review. Likely it was in that thread? _____________________ From: Natalie P from SLU Second Life: Where being the super important, extra special person you've always been sure you are (at least when you're drunk) can be a reality! From: Ann Launay I put on my robe and wizard ha... Oh. Nevermind then.
Colette Meiji Registered User Join date: 25 Mar 2005 Posts: 15,556	04-25-2008 17:41 From: Lindal Kidd Trout Jr., or the remote? "If you can't keep track of your toys, you don't deserve to have them." Trout Jr is remote controlled? Does he have a light yet?
Alyx Sands Mental Mentor Linguist Join date: 17 Feb 2007 Posts: 2,432	04-25-2008 17:47 From: Amaranthim Talon RL? Nah, in RL I would have to search the basement. Haven't mislaid any genitals there, I'm sure... _____________________ ~~I'm a linguist. RL sucks, but right now it's decided to be a little less nasty to me - you can still be nice to me if you want! ~~ ->Potestatem obscuri lateris nescitis.<-
Lindal Kidd Dances With Noobs Join date: 26 Jun 2007 Posts: 8,371	04-25-2008 21:48 From: Colette Meiji Trout Jr is remote controlled? Does he have a light yet? I think the remote's for the TV, but you never know... /me points remote and presses a button experimentally. _____________________ It's still My World and My Imagination! So there. Lindal Kidd
Arahan Claveau Arthole Join date: 28 Jun 2005 Posts: 42	04-25-2008 21:56 Can you say "vagina" on the official forum? _____________________ http://arahan-claveau.blip.tv
Xio Jester Killed the King. Join date: 13 Nov 2006 Posts: 813	04-25-2008 22:34 From: Arahan Claveau Can you say "vagina" on the official forum? LMAO!!!!!!!! Who are the new moderators, the Sex Pistols?? LOL This is classic... _____________________ ~ In Shakespeare, 'Tis The Fool Who Speaks The Most Profound Truth. ~ http://slexchange.com/modules.php?name=Marketplace&MerchantID=37521
Sling Trebuchet Deleted User Join date: 20 Jan 2007 Posts: 4,548	04-26-2008 01:58 From: Lindal Kidd I think the remote's for the TV, but you never know... /me points remote and presses a button experimentally. Trout's a transvestite??? Or has a tv alt?? With a remote control? Golly! _____________________ Maggie: We give our residents a lot of tools, to build, create, and manage their lands and objects. That flexibility also requires people to exercise judgment about when things should be used. http://www.ace-exchange.com/home/story/BDVR/589
Deira Llanfair Deira to rhyme with Myra Join date: 16 Oct 2006 Posts: 2,315	04-26-2008 02:13 The remote is just for show - it's really run by hampster. _____________________ Deira Must create animations for head-desk and palm-face!.
Lindal Kidd Dances With Noobs Join date: 26 Jun 2007 Posts: 8,371	04-26-2008 16:46 From: Deira Llanfair The remote is just for show - it's really run by hampster. There is no P in "hamster". Except for Ray. The last time I picked him up, he got it all over me, the little so 'n so. _____________________ It's still My World and My Imagination! So there. Lindal Kidd
Raymond Figtree Gone, avi, gone Join date: 17 May 2006 Posts: 6,256	04-26-2008 17:18 From: Lindal Kidd There is no P in "hamster". Except for Ray. The last time I picked him up, he got it all over me, the little so 'n so. At least I was able to hold the little black pellets in. _____________________ Read or listen to some Eckhart Tolle. You won't regret it.
Ava Glasgow Hippie surfer chick Join date: 27 Jan 2007 Posts: 2,172	04-27-2008 18:31 /me quickly peeks into the forums after long hiatus and finds... Subterranean genitals thread. Well done, guys, well done.
Amaranthim Talon Voyager, Seeker, Curious Join date: 14 Nov 2006 Posts: 12,032	04-27-2008 18:38 From: Lindal Kidd There is no P in "hamster". Except for Ray. The last time I picked him up, he got it all over me, the little so 'n so. Well- there isn't NOW!

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