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Missfit Arai
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Join date: 28 Aug 2007
Posts: 150
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04-24-2008 09:52
lol ok ok, i'm looking for a post from someone (*might* be faithless babii but searching the posts I see nothing. It was a nice story about her vagina living under the floor of her house until her landlady found it (Don't get bad ideas, I said *might* be fai!) anyway, I know alot read it & found it funny & I really want to find it to show someone else as i thought it was just great! So, who better to ask than you guys! This isnt spam i'm serious! chop chop someone must know!
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Damien1 Thorne
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Join date: 26 Aug 2007
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04-24-2008 13:11
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Raudf Fox
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Join date: 25 Feb 2005
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04-24-2008 13:32
*snerks* I'd suggest trying an advanced search using the word vagina and see what happens? I'm kinda afraid to do it myself!
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Macphisto Angelus
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Join date: 21 Oct 2004
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04-24-2008 13:33
I am just in before the lock.
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Faithless Babii
Iam F.A.B
Join date: 5 Feb 2007
Posts: 1,079
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04-24-2008 14:01
Actually...it was someone else...whos vagina lived under the floorboards...and then *i* found it for them in the home they rented from me
 I wont say WHO that was..until they come forward and ADMIT it themselves...she reads this forum a lot lol. Fai x _____________________
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Damien1 Thorne
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Join date: 26 Aug 2007
Posts: 4,877
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04-24-2008 14:03
/me slips Fai a twenty. "Come on, who was it? We won't tell anyone."
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Faithless Babii
Iam F.A.B
Join date: 5 Feb 2007
Posts: 1,079
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04-24-2008 14:07
no no no...(at least 50 for godsake lol)
hmmm whysss SL offline (i just woke up and noticed ) _____________________
I'm tired of all this nonsense about beauty being only skin-deep. That's deep enough. What do you want, an adorable pancreas?
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Faithless Babii
Iam F.A.B
Join date: 5 Feb 2007
Posts: 1,079
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04-24-2008 14:09
scrap that...NOW it works...weirdddd
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I'm tired of all this nonsense about beauty being only skin-deep. That's deep enough. What do you want, an adorable pancreas?
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Lindal Kidd
Dances With Noobs
Join date: 26 Jun 2007
Posts: 8,371
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04-24-2008 14:28
I've heard about dry rot, wet rot, all kinds of wood rot.
Wouldn't keeping her vagina under there make it subject to...uh, crotch rot? _____________________
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Sling Trebuchet
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Join date: 20 Jan 2007
Posts: 4,548
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04-24-2008 14:31
I've heard about dry rot, wet rot, all kinds of wood rot. Wouldn't keeping her vagina under there make it subject to...uh, crotch rot? Flmao rot? Or maybe flmvo rot? _____________________
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Sling Trebuchet
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Join date: 20 Jan 2007
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04-24-2008 14:34
Flmao rot? Or maybe flmvo rot? No that would be flmvo rut! Edit: No rutflmvo _____________________
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Damien1 Thorne
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Join date: 26 Aug 2007
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04-24-2008 14:38
I've heard about dry rot, wet rot, all kinds of wood rot. Wouldn't keeping her vagina under there make it subject to...uh, crotch rot? And termites. |
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Trout Recreant
Public Enemy No. 1
Join date: 24 Jul 2007
Posts: 4,873
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04-24-2008 14:55
I've heard about dry rot, wet rot, all kinds of wood rot. Wouldn't keeping her vagina under there make it subject to...uh, crotch rot? Really. This is terribly unsanitary. There's all sorts of weird crap under houses. Dirt, filth, mice, hoboes, etc. She should keep it somewhere safe, like hanging from the rearview mirror in her car. It will have the added benefit of giving the car that "new vagina" smell. _____________________
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Sling Trebuchet
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Join date: 20 Jan 2007
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04-24-2008 14:57
Are we talking about pelvic floors here?
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Trout Recreant
Public Enemy No. 1
Join date: 24 Jul 2007
Posts: 4,873
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04-24-2008 15:03
Are we talking about pelvic floors here? They're hard to keep clean. You can't vacuum them, mops don't fit, and they tend to get all scratched up when the kids come racing through. _____________________
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Alyx Sands
Mental Mentor Linguist
Join date: 17 Feb 2007
Posts: 2,432
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04-24-2008 15:20
Reminds me of when I accidentally TP'd under the floor of my house. I expected all kinds of lost stuff down there.....
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Lindal Kidd
Dances With Noobs
Join date: 26 Jun 2007
Posts: 8,371
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04-24-2008 15:27
...they tend to get all scratched up when the kids come racing through. OMG, and I thought your LAST post was hilarilous. Geeze, I m laughting so hard I can't spell. _____________________
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Roisin Hotaling
Pixel Manipulator
Join date: 3 Jun 2007
Posts: 300
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04-24-2008 16:07
/me resolves to do her Kegels more often.
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Alyx Sands
Mental Mentor Linguist
Join date: 17 Feb 2007
Posts: 2,432
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04-24-2008 16:27
/me resolves to do her Kegels more often. Does that prevent TP accidents? Oh wait, that vagina would already BE down there... _____________________
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Missfit Arai
Registered User
Join date: 28 Aug 2007
Posts: 150
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04-24-2008 23:53
I'm glad it's not under the floor of my house! I've searched under every word I can think of, maybe it was deleted I dunno :{
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Raymond Figtree
Gone, avi, gone
Join date: 17 May 2006
Posts: 6,256
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04-24-2008 23:58
But did the rug match the drapes?
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Dekka Raymaker
thinking very hard
Join date: 4 Feb 2007
Posts: 3,898
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04-25-2008 03:37
is this why the Pope kisses the floor, do the Vatican know something we don't?
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Amaranthim Talon
Voyager, Seeker, Curious
Join date: 14 Nov 2006
Posts: 12,032
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04-25-2008 03:38
Reminds me of when I accidentally TP'd under the floor of my house. I expected all kinds of lost stuff down there..... RL? |
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Faithless Babii
Iam F.A.B
Join date: 5 Feb 2007
Posts: 1,079
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04-25-2008 04:29
thanks....just almost choked on some toast i was gorging on reading these posts
best laugh for agessss *that new vagina smell" "matching drapes" tooo funny lolol _____________________
I'm tired of all this nonsense about beauty being only skin-deep. That's deep enough. What do you want, an adorable pancreas?
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Caroline Ra
Carpe Iugulum
Join date: 20 Dec 2006
Posts: 400
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04-25-2008 04:48
Really. This is terribly unsanitary. There's all sorts of weird crap under houses. Dirt, filth, mice, hoboes, etc. She should keep it somewhere safe, like hanging from the rearview mirror in her car. It will have the added benefit of giving the car that "new vagina" smell. That might work if they actually looked like vaginas, unfortunately they look like quarterpounders (sometimes with mayo) _____________________
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