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Raymond Figtree

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04-25-2008 04:57

Is this the right thread to post about my penis in the attic?

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Max Herzog

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04-25-2008 05:04

From: Raymond Figtree

Is this the right thread to post about my penis in the attic?

It would be had you not beaten me to that gag word for word by approximately 10 seconds.

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Caroline Ra

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04-25-2008 05:09

From: Raymond Figtree

Is this the right thread to post about my penis in the attic?

Probably not Raymond. The word attic is often used in scholarly circles to mean Greek.

Source: WordNet (r) 1.7

Attic
n : of or relating to Attica or its inhabitants; "Attic
Greek" [syn: Attic]

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Sling Trebuchet

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04-25-2008 05:09

From: Raymond Figtree

Is this the right thread to post about my penis in the attic?

Attic - penis - pen - writing

"Is the pen a metaphorical penis?"
http://www.colorado.edu/English/courses/ENGL2012Klages/cixous.html

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Amaranthim Talon

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04-25-2008 05:32

From: Sling Trebuchet

Attic - penis - pen - writing

"Is the pen a metaphorical penis?"
http://www.colorado.edu/English/courses/ENGL2012Klages/cixous.html

Hmm- depends how one uses it... gives "mightier than the sword" a whole new perspective... damn I may have just developed a fear of sharp penises...

Zan Beck

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Join date: 21 Mar 2007

Posts: 131

It Wus Me

04-25-2008 05:40

I'm afraid it's a true story and if you think that was funny then wait till you hear about the Foo Foo.

I had this Vag that looked like a Hot Dog in a bun and it kept on detatching itself, you know the usual ie hair and shoe up yer bum well they were joined occasionally by this Hot Dog...yes I do know that that is probably someones fetish!!!. How many times I had to assume a rather undignified pose just to rearrange this bloody thing!!. But that wasn't the worse becasuse what also started to happen is I would sit down and this thing was hovering in front of my face!!!! I swear to God it did and it happened at Little Britain and the memory is burned into my memory!!! So I went home (Faiths Beach house) and I thought I'd removed it BUT then get a visit off her cos my Prim allowance was wayyy over and she and a friend came over. We had to raise the whole bloody house to find a necklace that was over a 100 prims and THAT!!!!! Poor little bugger, must have been down there for months.

Now for the Foo Foo (and I mean pubic hair of course). I was in my very first SL house that I bought and I was just starting to learn about building, prims, textures etc and I was reading how you could drag a texture onto a prim. Now for some reason I chose a Foo Foo texture, well it was small and I knew nothing!!! So I clicked and dragged and it disapeared and it wasn't on the Prim and I was confused until a day or so later when I noticed that right over my front door is my Foo Foo pasted where once there was a pretty wallpaper. Since I don't have the texture to replace it and I don't want to retexture the whole room I was going to just put a picture up but then what the heck who else can say they have a Foo Foo over their doorway?

If you don't believe me just IM me and I'll give you a guided tour of my Foo Foo (as for the Hot Dog it's died of starvation).

FD Spark

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Join date: 30 Oct 2006

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04-25-2008 05:42

Thank you gals and guys for a great laugh

I just hope no ones privates gets any bugs. splinters or that itchy insulation fibers there being in attic, and under floor

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Raymond Figtree

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04-25-2008 06:05

From: Max Herzog

It would be had you not beaten me to that gag word for word by approximately 10 seconds.

"Buttocks in the closet" is still available.

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Sling Trebuchet

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04-25-2008 06:18

From: Raymond Figtree

"Buttocks in the closet" is still available.

Nipples in the nursery

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MoxZ Mokeev

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04-25-2008 06:28

Wewt! It is officially Friday!

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Amaranthim Talon

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04-25-2008 06:32

That explains the maniacal giggles coming from me

Poor co-workers.

Amaranthim Talon

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04-25-2008 06:33

FD- Love the vest. Meant to tell you the other night but got sidetracked. Remind me I want to show you a coat I just bought.

FD Spark

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04-25-2008 08:44

I guess perhaps it would be better to have nothing than the gently used hotdogs with pubic hair or 5 foot penis hanging around in embarrassing places but it does make a funny, funny story

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Trout Recreant

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04-25-2008 09:09

From: Caroline Ra

That might work if they actually looked like vaginas, unfortunately they look like quarterpounders (sometimes with mayo)

The ones with sesame seeds are a little suspect as far as I'm concerned.

Oh, and ... Cooter in the kitchen. (it's alliterative)

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Deira Llanfair

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04-25-2008 09:49

From: Sling Trebuchet

Nipples in the nursery

Boobs in the bathroom...

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Deira Llanfair

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04-25-2008 09:52

From: Raymond Figtree

Is this the right thread to post about my penis in the attic?

Oh dear, have you lost it Ray? Can I come and help you find it? I'm quite good with wire frame.

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Deira

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Lindal Kidd

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04-25-2008 10:22

Let's go back to Trout's suggestion to hang it on the rearview mirror, like a sort of pink fuzzy dice.

Tell you what, Trout...I'll put my Venus up there, if you'll dangle Trout, Jr. from YOUR rearview mirror. Pics, I want pics!

Caveat: One should be careful when doing this not to hang both sets of genitalia from the SAME mirror. It could result in an on-vitro conception, due to a process of cartificial insemination.

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Raymond Figtree

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04-25-2008 10:28

From: Deira Llanfair

Oh dear, have you lost it Ray? Can I come and help you find it? I'm quite good with wire frame.

Already found...

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Amaranthim Talon

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04-25-2008 10:28

From: Lindal Kidd

Let's go back to Trout's suggestion to hang it on the rearview mirror, like a sort of pink fuzzy dice.

Tell you what, Trout...I'll put my Venus up there, if you'll dangle Trout, Jr. from YOUR rearview mirror. Pics, I want pics!

Caveat: One should be careful when doing this not to hang both sets of genitalia from the SAME mirror. It could result in an on-vitro conception, due to a process of cartificial insemination.

I came close to an actual ROFL on that one- almost fell out of my chair

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Nika Talaj

now you see her ...

Join date: 2 Jan 2007

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04-25-2008 10:35

From: Zan Beck

I had this Vag that looked like a Hot Dog in a bun and it kept on detatching itself, ...

Edit this down a bit, record it in a Valley Girl voice over a trance track, and we have the companion piece to King Missile's "Detachable Penis".

I roared, Zan!

Only in SL.

Raymond Figtree

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04-25-2008 10:39

From: Deira Llanfair

Oh dear, have you lost it Ray? Can I come and help you find it? I'm quite good with wire frame.

Hamsters are used to wire frame...

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Lindal Kidd

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04-25-2008 10:44

From: Raymond Figtree

Hamsters are used to wire frame...

Ohhh, that's baaaaad.

/me stuffs you into hamster ball and winds up to bowl you across the sim.

Let's see how you like spherical coordinates.

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Lindal Kidd

Sling Trebuchet

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04-25-2008 10:56

From: Raymond Figtree

Hamsters are used to wire frame...

You can use a hamster to wire frame???

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Trout Recreant

Public Enemy No. 1

Join date: 24 Jul 2007

Posts: 4,873

04-25-2008 10:59

From: Lindal Kidd

Let's go back to Trout's suggestion to hang it on the rearview mirror, like a sort of pink fuzzy dice.

Tell you what, Trout...I'll put my Venus up there, if you'll dangle Trout, Jr. from YOUR rearview mirror. Pics, I want pics!

Caveat: One should be careful when doing this not to hang both sets of genitalia from the SAME mirror. It could result in an on-vitro conception, due to a process of cartificial insemination.

Wouldn't be the first time that's happened in a car. In-vehicular conception.

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Colette Forster

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04-25-2008 11:00

From: Lindal Kidd

I've heard about dry rot, wet rot, all kinds of wood rot.

Wouldn't keeping her vagina under there make it subject to...uh, crotch rot?

LOL That cracks me up!

Underfloor vagina! Fai was that you!?
Raymond Figtree Gone, avi, gone Join date: 17 May 2006 Posts: 6,256	04-25-2008 04:57 Is this the right thread to post about my penis in the attic? _____________________ Read or listen to some Eckhart Tolle. You won't regret it.
Max Herzog Cloudy Join date: 9 Jul 2006 Posts: 1,073	04-25-2008 05:04 From: Raymond Figtree Is this the right thread to post about my penis in the attic? It would be had you not beaten me to that gag word for word by approximately 10 seconds. _____________________ I do not like your tone. It has an ephemeral, whinging aspect. Gratuitous Flickrage http://www.flickr.com/photos/24213150@N04
Caroline Ra Carpe Iugulum Join date: 20 Dec 2006 Posts: 400	04-25-2008 05:09 From: Raymond Figtree Is this the right thread to post about my penis in the attic? Probably not Raymond. The word attic is often used in scholarly circles to mean Greek. Source: WordNet (r) 1.7 Attic n : of or relating to Attica or its inhabitants; "Attic Greek" [syn: Attic] _____________________ The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it made.
Sling Trebuchet Deleted User Join date: 20 Jan 2007 Posts: 4,548	04-25-2008 05:09 From: Raymond Figtree Is this the right thread to post about my penis in the attic? Attic - penis - pen - writing "Is the pen a metaphorical penis?" http://www.colorado.edu/English/courses/ENGL2012Klages/cixous.html _____________________ Maggie: We give our residents a lot of tools, to build, create, and manage their lands and objects. That flexibility also requires people to exercise judgment about when things should be used. http://www.ace-exchange.com/home/story/BDVR/589
Amaranthim Talon Voyager, Seeker, Curious Join date: 14 Nov 2006 Posts: 12,032	04-25-2008 05:32 From: Sling Trebuchet Attic - penis - pen - writing "Is the pen a metaphorical penis?" http://www.colorado.edu/English/courses/ENGL2012Klages/cixous.html Hmm- depends how one uses it... gives "mightier than the sword" a whole new perspective... damn I may have just developed a fear of sharp penises...
Zan Beck Registered User Join date: 21 Mar 2007 Posts: 131	It Wus Me 04-25-2008 05:40 I'm afraid it's a true story and if you think that was funny then wait till you hear about the Foo Foo. I had this Vag that looked like a Hot Dog in a bun and it kept on detatching itself, you know the usual ie hair and shoe up yer bum well they were joined occasionally by this Hot Dog...yes I do know that that is probably someones fetish!!!. How many times I had to assume a rather undignified pose just to rearrange this bloody thing!!. But that wasn't the worse becasuse what also started to happen is I would sit down and this thing was hovering in front of my face!!!! I swear to God it did and it happened at Little Britain and the memory is burned into my memory!!! So I went home (Faiths Beach house) and I thought I'd removed it BUT then get a visit off her cos my Prim allowance was wayyy over and she and a friend came over. We had to raise the whole bloody house to find a necklace that was over a 100 prims and THAT!!!!! Poor little bugger, must have been down there for months. Now for the Foo Foo (and I mean pubic hair of course). I was in my very first SL house that I bought and I was just starting to learn about building, prims, textures etc and I was reading how you could drag a texture onto a prim. Now for some reason I chose a Foo Foo texture, well it was small and I knew nothing!!! So I clicked and dragged and it disapeared and it wasn't on the Prim and I was confused until a day or so later when I noticed that right over my front door is my Foo Foo pasted where once there was a pretty wallpaper. Since I don't have the texture to replace it and I don't want to retexture the whole room I was going to just put a picture up but then what the heck who else can say they have a Foo Foo over their doorway? If you don't believe me just IM me and I'll give you a guided tour of my Foo Foo (as for the Hot Dog it's died of starvation).
FD Spark Prim & Texture Doodler Join date: 30 Oct 2006 Posts: 4,697	04-25-2008 05:42 Thank you gals and guys for a great laugh I just hope no ones privates gets any bugs. splinters or that itchy insulation fibers there being in attic, and under floor _____________________ Look for my alt Dagon Xanith on Youtube.com Newest video is Loneliness by Duo Zikr DX's Alts & SL Art Death of Avatar
Raymond Figtree Gone, avi, gone Join date: 17 May 2006 Posts: 6,256	04-25-2008 06:05 From: Max Herzog It would be had you not beaten me to that gag word for word by approximately 10 seconds. "Buttocks in the closet" is still available. _____________________ Read or listen to some Eckhart Tolle. You won't regret it.
Sling Trebuchet Deleted User Join date: 20 Jan 2007 Posts: 4,548	04-25-2008 06:18 From: Raymond Figtree "Buttocks in the closet" is still available. Nipples in the nursery _____________________ Maggie: We give our residents a lot of tools, to build, create, and manage their lands and objects. That flexibility also requires people to exercise judgment about when things should be used. http://www.ace-exchange.com/home/story/BDVR/589
MoxZ Mokeev Invisible Alpha Texture Join date: 10 Jan 2008 Posts: 870	04-25-2008 06:28 Wewt! It is officially Friday! _____________________
Amaranthim Talon Voyager, Seeker, Curious Join date: 14 Nov 2006 Posts: 12,032	04-25-2008 06:32 That explains the maniacal giggles coming from me Poor co-workers.
Amaranthim Talon Voyager, Seeker, Curious Join date: 14 Nov 2006 Posts: 12,032	04-25-2008 06:33 FD- Love the vest. Meant to tell you the other night but got sidetracked. Remind me I want to show you a coat I just bought.
FD Spark Prim & Texture Doodler Join date: 30 Oct 2006 Posts: 4,697	04-25-2008 08:44 I guess perhaps it would be better to have nothing than the gently used hotdogs with pubic hair or 5 foot penis hanging around in embarrassing places but it does make a funny, funny story _____________________ Look for my alt Dagon Xanith on Youtube.com Newest video is Loneliness by Duo Zikr DX's Alts & SL Art Death of Avatar
Trout Recreant Public Enemy No. 1 Join date: 24 Jul 2007 Posts: 4,873	04-25-2008 09:09 From: Caroline Ra That might work if they actually looked like vaginas, unfortunately they look like quarterpounders (sometimes with mayo) The ones with sesame seeds are a little suspect as far as I'm concerned. Oh, and ... Cooter in the kitchen. (it's alliterative) _____________________ From: Jerboa Haystack A Trout Rating (tm) is something to cherish. To flaunt and be proud of. It is something all women should aspire to obtain!
Deira Llanfair Deira to rhyme with Myra Join date: 16 Oct 2006 Posts: 2,315	04-25-2008 09:49 From: Sling Trebuchet Nipples in the nursery Boobs in the bathroom... _____________________ Deira Must create animations for head-desk and palm-face!.
Deira Llanfair Deira to rhyme with Myra Join date: 16 Oct 2006 Posts: 2,315	04-25-2008 09:52 From: Raymond Figtree Is this the right thread to post about my penis in the attic? Oh dear, have you lost it Ray? Can I come and help you find it? I'm quite good with wire frame. _____________________ Deira Must create animations for head-desk and palm-face!.
Lindal Kidd Dances With Noobs Join date: 26 Jun 2007 Posts: 8,371	04-25-2008 10:22 Let's go back to Trout's suggestion to hang it on the rearview mirror, like a sort of pink fuzzy dice. Tell you what, Trout...I'll put my Venus up there, if you'll dangle Trout, Jr. from YOUR rearview mirror. Pics, I want pics! Caveat: One should be careful when doing this not to hang both sets of genitalia from the SAME mirror. It could result in an on-vitro conception, due to a process of cartificial insemination. _____________________ It's still My World and My Imagination! So there. Lindal Kidd
Raymond Figtree Gone, avi, gone Join date: 17 May 2006 Posts: 6,256	04-25-2008 10:28 From: Deira Llanfair Oh dear, have you lost it Ray? Can I come and help you find it? I'm quite good with wire frame. Already found... _____________________ Read or listen to some Eckhart Tolle. You won't regret it.
Amaranthim Talon Voyager, Seeker, Curious Join date: 14 Nov 2006 Posts: 12,032	04-25-2008 10:28 From: Lindal Kidd Let's go back to Trout's suggestion to hang it on the rearview mirror, like a sort of pink fuzzy dice. Tell you what, Trout...I'll put my Venus up there, if you'll dangle Trout, Jr. from YOUR rearview mirror. Pics, I want pics! Caveat: One should be careful when doing this not to hang both sets of genitalia from the SAME mirror. It could result in an on-vitro conception, due to a process of cartificial insemination. I came close to an actual ROFL on that one- almost fell out of my chair .
Nika Talaj now you see her ... Join date: 2 Jan 2007 Posts: 5,449	04-25-2008 10:35 From: Zan Beck I had this Vag that looked like a Hot Dog in a bun and it kept on detatching itself, ... Edit this down a bit, record it in a Valley Girl voice over a trance track, and we have the companion piece to King Missile's "Detachable Penis". I roared, Zan! Only in SL.
Raymond Figtree Gone, avi, gone Join date: 17 May 2006 Posts: 6,256	04-25-2008 10:39 From: Deira Llanfair Oh dear, have you lost it Ray? Can I come and help you find it? I'm quite good with wire frame. Hamsters are used to wire frame... _____________________ Read or listen to some Eckhart Tolle. You won't regret it.
Lindal Kidd Dances With Noobs Join date: 26 Jun 2007 Posts: 8,371	04-25-2008 10:44 From: Raymond Figtree Hamsters are used to wire frame... Ohhh, that's baaaaad. /me stuffs you into hamster ball and winds up to bowl you across the sim. Let's see how you like spherical coordinates. _____________________ It's still My World and My Imagination! So there. Lindal Kidd
Sling Trebuchet Deleted User Join date: 20 Jan 2007 Posts: 4,548	04-25-2008 10:56 From: Raymond Figtree Hamsters are used to wire frame... You can use a hamster to wire frame??? _____________________ Maggie: We give our residents a lot of tools, to build, create, and manage their lands and objects. That flexibility also requires people to exercise judgment about when things should be used. http://www.ace-exchange.com/home/story/BDVR/589
Trout Recreant Public Enemy No. 1 Join date: 24 Jul 2007 Posts: 4,873	04-25-2008 10:59 From: Lindal Kidd Let's go back to Trout's suggestion to hang it on the rearview mirror, like a sort of pink fuzzy dice. Tell you what, Trout...I'll put my Venus up there, if you'll dangle Trout, Jr. from YOUR rearview mirror. Pics, I want pics! Caveat: One should be careful when doing this not to hang both sets of genitalia from the SAME mirror. It could result in an on-vitro conception, due to a process of cartificial insemination. Wouldn't be the first time that's happened in a car. In-vehicular conception. _____________________ From: Jerboa Haystack A Trout Rating (tm) is something to cherish. To flaunt and be proud of. It is something all women should aspire to obtain!
Colette Forster The Real Deal Join date: 4 Apr 2008 Posts: 221	04-25-2008 11:00 From: Lindal Kidd I've heard about dry rot, wet rot, all kinds of wood rot. Wouldn't keeping her vagina under there make it subject to...uh, crotch rot? LOL That cracks me up!

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