Jeksa Linden: "Finish Him!"
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Chance Abattoir
Future Rockin' Resmod
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12-20-2005 18:06
Jeska recently ended a thread with the following phrase: From: someone "This thread has spiraled into personal attacks and as such is being closed." I wonder... does she lie awake at night and think, "Hm... This thread has slid... no... This thread has been flushed... hmm, not right either... Spiraled? Yeah, spiraled. I'll say that." Let's help her out, everyone! Game I Find previous closing remarks, provide the quote and link, and give her a 10 point rating for style plus any constructive criticism or stylistic pointers you'd like to add. 10 for best, 5 for neutral, 1 for terrible, you get the idea.  Game IIPost closing remarks you'd like to see Jeska use instead of the one quoted (or post brand new ones). "Yatta!" 
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Krazzora Zaftig
Do you have my marbles?
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12-20-2005 18:08
this thread has outlived it's usefulness and is such going down like the titanic.
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Joy Honey
Not just another dumass
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12-20-2005 18:15
This thread has caught fire, time for me to put it out.
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Chance Abattoir
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12-20-2005 18:16
From: jeska This thread has spiraled into personal attacks and as such is being closed. Please do not personally attack those you do not agree with in the SL Forums I'll give her a 6. The spiral makes it not so clinical, but there really isn't a lot of innovation with that finishing move. Now if she'd said something like, "This thread has spiraled into a vortex of crap slinging appropriate only for toilet bowls," she could have earned some major style points.
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Satchmo Prototype
eSheep
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12-20-2005 18:19
"This thread has spiraled into personal attacks and as such is being closed. My name is doug... and I'm out of heeeere"
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Chance Abattoir
Future Rockin' Resmod
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12-20-2005 18:32
"You're all wrong! Case closed."
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Joy Honey
Not just another dumass
Join date: 17 Jun 2005
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12-20-2005 18:53
This thread has been closed. You should all be playing SL instead of playing the message boards.
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Enoch Lameth
Where're my pants?
Join date: 1 Nov 2005
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12-20-2005 18:56
"You're out of order! The courtroom is out of order!"
Extra points if she adds the MST3k addition of "...The candy machine by the men's room is out of order!"
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Ferran Brodsky
Better living through rum
Join date: 3 Feb 2004
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12-20-2005 18:58
Grats forum questers you have slain this thread 8,000 xp and 200 gold ea.
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Jora Welesa
Dark Lady of the Sith
Join date: 11 Jul 2005
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12-20-2005 18:59
This thread is rabid and needs to be put down like Old Yeller....*BLAM*
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Desmond Shang
Guvnah of Caledon
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12-20-2005 19:14
Ding! Ding! Ding!
It's Over!
And the Winner is: ....................
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Merwan Marker
Booring...
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12-20-2005 19:16
Enough! 
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Ferran Brodsky
Better living through rum
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12-20-2005 19:18
From: Desmond Shang Ding! Ding! Ding!
It's Over!
And the Winner is: .................... ........Jeska Linden with a Thread lock submission hold in a record time of 48 posts! |
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Unhygienix Gullwing
I banged Pandastrong
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12-20-2005 19:19
I'd actually like to see her call out the name of her special attack, like anime characters and kung-fu movie characters.
"Spirit Dragon Thread Killer Strike! Hyaaaaaahhh!"
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Enoch Lameth
Where're my pants?
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12-20-2005 19:21
"Discussions of religion, spirituality, or pseudoscience are not appropriate in these forums. Please refer to http://occultforums.com" Edit! From: Unhygienix Gullwing I'd actually like to see her call out the name of her special attack, like anime characters and kung-fu movie characters.
"Spirit Dragon Thread Killer Strike! Hyaaaaaahhh!" That would be awesome. |
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Zapoteth Zaius
Is back
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12-20-2005 20:11
The forums are not an acceptable place to settle arguements.. TO THE POKéDOME!
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Hiro Pendragon
bye bye f0rums!
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12-20-2005 22:09
I'm hoping to see:
"This thread is boring. I'm closing this in the hopes that you stop trolling the damn forum and go out into the sunlight for a few minutes today."
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"NO! Your argument is all WRONG! You're a complete idiot! Closing this crap!"
or, in an Arnold Schwartzenegger voice:
"SHAAAAADDDDDDDUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUPPP!!!!"
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Travis Lambert
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12-20-2005 22:36
I'd like to see:
"No more juice - its naptime!"
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Kong Dassin
65 days not in world
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12-21-2005 01:18
"Giving up on all of you, your pretentious, artificial dramas, your posturing, and your holier-than-thou causes, I quit."
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Ferran Brodsky
Better living through rum
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12-21-2005 02:40
PWNED
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Jeffrey Gomez
Cubed™
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12-21-2005 03:21
"This thread has been closed. I have cross-posted it to the Something Awful forums for you to continue the drama, personal attacks, and liberal use of 'Leet Speak' and 'Pwned' on your own time. Thank you. Please drive through." As for real edits in the past, the forums could certainly use more "donky."
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Ursa Falcone
Rocket Scientist
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12-21-2005 04:29
You are NOT in Kansas anymore!!! Moved!
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From: someone Jeska Linden: I'm closing this thread because it's obviously overstepped the boundaries of useful conversation, even for the off-topic forum.
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Frans Charming
You only need one Frans
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12-21-2005 04:46
"This thread is so foul-mouthed that it is emiting an incredibly stench, Philip had to open a window to prevent suffocation. This thread is henceforth closed because it has become a health hazard to the staff."
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Kris Ritter
paradoxical embolism
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12-21-2005 05:09
Was "Jeksa" used in the thread title deliberately to avoid naming names? Personally I think she should just have a giant  icon to end each thread with. |
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Logan Bauer
Inept Adept
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12-21-2005 05:34
From: Unhygienix Gullwing I'd actually like to see her call out the name of her special attack, like anime characters and kung-fu movie characters.
"Spirit Dragon Thread Killer Strike! Hyaaaaaahhh!" Excellent.  I think she should use hidden text that's small and/or the same color as the background alla Ulrika, and add in closing comments such as, "Seriously, WTF are you thinking? ARE you thinking?", ect. |
