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Ben Bacon

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12-21-2005 06:10

All your thread are belong to Jeska

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off with his head!

12-21-2005 06:24

"Speak when you're spoken to!" the Red Queen sharply interrupted her.

"But if everybody obeyed that rule," said Alice, who was always ready for a little argument, "and if you only spoke when you were spoken to, and the other person always waited for you to begin, you see nobody would ever say anything, so that---"

"Ridiculous!" cried the Queen. "Why, don't you see, child---" here she broke off with a frown, and after thinking for a minute, suddenly changed the subject of the conversation. "What do you mean by 'If you really are a Queen'? What right have you to call yourself so? You can't be a Queen, you know, till you've passed the proper examination. And the sooner we begin it, the better."

"I only said `if'!" poor Alice pleaded in a piteous tone.

The two Queens looked at each other, and the Red Queen remarked, with a little shudder, "She says she only said 'if'---"

"But she said a great deal more than that!" the White Queen moaned, wringing her hands. "Oh, ever so much more than that!"

"So you did, you know," the Red Queen said to Alice. "Always speak the truth--think before you speak--and write it down afterwards."

"I'm sure I didn't mean---" Alice was beginning, but the Red Queen interrupted.

"That's just what I complain of! You should have meant! What do you suppose is the use of a child without any meaning? Even a joke should have some meaning--and a chiId's more important than a joke, I hope. You couldn't deny that, even if you tried with both hands."

"I don't deny things with my hands," Alice objected.

"Nobody said you did," said the Red Queen, "I said you couldn't if you tried."

"She's in that state of mind," said the White Queen, "that she wants to deny something--only she doesn't know what to deny!"

"A nasty, vicious temper," the Red Queen remarked; and then there was an uncomfortable silence for a minute or two.

Euterpe Roo

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12-21-2005 06:48

Maybe she could use something like this:

http://www.abovetopsecret.com/forum/staff/zeddicuszulzorander/rumsfeld_jedi.jpg

(Mal, you are brilliant)

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12-21-2005 06:56

From: Kris Ritter

Was "Jeksa" used in the thread title deliberately to avoid naming names?

Personally I think she should just have a giant

icon to end each thread with.

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Hank Ramos

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12-21-2005 07:00

<AZ>Hey, Jeska. I don't approve of this thread. It's making us look bad and I don't want people knowing what we did. Kill it for me please?
<NN>Yeah, he's been an ass and you've helped us fix things with those accidental "database" errors in the past! >

<llJeska>Sure Think AZ and NN, not a problem for close LL friends! FIC, omg, lol. I'll get on the warpath as soon as I can!

(tap-tap-a-tap-tap-tap-click-tap-tap-click)

This thread has outlived its argueable usefulness and as such is being closed.

Frans Charming

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12-21-2005 07:03

I think the post before this one deserves the first real use of my excellent icon.

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Kris Ritter

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12-21-2005 07:03

From: Hank Ramos

<AZ>Hey, Jeska. I don't approve of this thread. It's making us look bad and I don't want people knowing what we did. Kill it for me please?
<NN>Yeah, he's been an ass and you've helped us fix things with those accidental "database" errors in the past! >

<llJeska>Sure Think AZ and NN, not a problem for close LL friends! FIC, omg, lol. I'll get on the warpath as soon as I can!

(tap-tap-a-tap-tap-tap-click-tap-tap-click)

This thread has outlived its argueable usefulness and as such is being closed.

Or maybe 'this thread has outlived its bitterness and no one is sympathetic to your plight anymore and as such is being closed'.

Kris Ritter

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12-21-2005 07:04

From: Frans Charming

I think the thread above this one deserves the first real use of my excellent icon.

Indeed! This should infact be the new forum mascot. It's relevant to almost every thread! Hell, LL should abandon the seeing hand thing and just go with this all over!

Hank Ramos

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12-21-2005 07:22

:d

Aimee Weber

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12-21-2005 07:34

"This thead is suffocating me. I think it's time to see other threads. It's not you, it's me."

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Rose Karuna

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12-21-2005 07:54

Poor JesKa -

By the time she gets to whatever forum smash up weve created - it's already become a big ole gigantic pile up, generally requiring some sort of medical attention for someone.

I think she should use this Forum AV.

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Chip Midnight

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12-21-2005 08:13

This thread is being closed out of respect for your mothers.

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Katiahnya Muromachi

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12-21-2005 08:19

Obscure?

I'm here to chew bubblegum and close threads.. and I'm allllll out of bubblegum.

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Psyra Extraordinaire

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12-21-2005 08:32

What you have just said... is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At NO point... in your diatrebe... did you even APPROACH ANYTHING... that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this thread.. is now dumber.. for having read it. I hereby close this thread, award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

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Lora Morgan

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12-21-2005 08:39

From: Satchmo Prototype

"This thread has spiraled into personal attacks and as such is being closed. My name is doug... and I'm out of heeeere"

+10 1/2 points for The State reference!

Lora Morgan

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12-21-2005 08:42

This insect of a thread has reached a level of creepiness that outdoes its usefulness, and I shall now stomp it closed.

Cliffy Palmerstone

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12-21-2005 09:07

Moved to off the Intarweb

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Euterpe Roo

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12-21-2005 09:17

From: Psyra Extraordinaire

What you have just said... is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At NO point... in your diatrebe... did you even APPROACH ANYTHING... that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this thread.. is now dumber.. for having read it. I hereby close this thread, award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

Wow! The mild-mannered Psyra (Jeska, by extension) goes all fast food all up in here.

http://twoday.net/static/txt/images/falling_down.jpg

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"Of course, you'd also have to mention . . . furries, Sith Lords, cyberpunks, glowing balls of gaseous neon fumes, and walking foodstuffs" --Cory Edo

“One man developed a romantic attachment to a tractor, even giving it a name and writing poetry in its honor." MSN

"

next week: the .5m torus of "I ate a yummy sandwich and I'm sleepy now"

" Desmond Shang

April Firefly

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12-21-2005 09:28

This thread has reached it's final destination, please exit the thread in an orderly manner. Buh-Bye!

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the truth is overrated

From: Argent Stonecutter

The most successful software company in the world does a piss-poor job on all these points. Particularly the first three. Why do you expect Linden Labs to do any better?

Yes, it's true, I have a blog now!

Joy Honey

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12-21-2005 09:33

I laughed, I cried, I closed the thread.

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You have delighted us long enough. - Jane Austen

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Chance Abattoir

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12-21-2005 09:33

From: Kris Ritter

Was "Jeksa" used in the thread title deliberately to avoid naming names?

I wish, unfortunately it was dyslexia.

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Jake Reitveld

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12-21-2005 11:12

"You are acting like spoiled children who need to be spanked, and the thread is thus contributing nothing to the SL community, and is being closed. And for the next few days were arre going to hand out three day suspension like candy at a parade."

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Frans Charming

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12-21-2005 11:31

"Really Redundant Loop, its boring and makes me sleepy, thread closed"

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Chance Abattoir

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12-21-2005 12:23

"This thread is CLOSED. But it may be opened again... for a price."

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Juro Kothari

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12-21-2005 12:32

Here's what I think she'd really like to say on the more crazy threads:

"You're all f*cking nuts - I'm over this and and now closing this thread. Be thankful I didn't boot all your a$$es."

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Jeksa Linden: "Finish Him!"
Ben Bacon Registered User Join date: 14 Jul 2005 Posts: 809	12-21-2005 06:10 All your thread are belong to Jeska
Introvert Petunia over 2 billion posts Join date: 11 Sep 2004 Posts: 2,065	off with his head! 12-21-2005 06:24 "Speak when you're spoken to!" the Red Queen sharply interrupted her. "But if everybody obeyed that rule," said Alice, who was always ready for a little argument, "and if you only spoke when you were spoken to, and the other person always waited for you to begin, you see nobody would ever say anything, so that---" "Ridiculous!" cried the Queen. "Why, don't you see, child---" here she broke off with a frown, and after thinking for a minute, suddenly changed the subject of the conversation. "What do you mean by 'If you really are a Queen'? What right have you to call yourself so? You can't be a Queen, you know, till you've passed the proper examination. And the sooner we begin it, the better." "I only said `if'!" poor Alice pleaded in a piteous tone. The two Queens looked at each other, and the Red Queen remarked, with a little shudder, "She says she only said 'if'---" "But she said a great deal more than that!" the White Queen moaned, wringing her hands. "Oh, ever so much more than that!" "So you did, you know," the Red Queen said to Alice. "Always speak the truth--think before you speak--and write it down afterwards." "I'm sure I didn't mean---" Alice was beginning, but the Red Queen interrupted. "That's just what I complain of! You should have meant! What do you suppose is the use of a child without any meaning? Even a joke should have some meaning--and a chiId's more important than a joke, I hope. You couldn't deny that, even if you tried with both hands." "I don't deny things with my hands," Alice objected. "Nobody said you did," said the Red Queen, "I said you couldn't if you tried." "She's in that state of mind," said the White Queen, "that she wants to deny something--only she doesn't know what to deny!" "A nasty, vicious temper," the Red Queen remarked; and then there was an uncomfortable silence for a minute or two.
Euterpe Roo The millionth monkey Join date: 24 Jan 2005 Posts: 1,395	12-21-2005 06:48 Maybe she could use something like this: http://www.abovetopsecret.com/forum/staff/zeddicuszulzorander/rumsfeld_jedi.jpg (Mal, you are brilliant) _____________________ "Of course, you'd also have to mention . . . furries, Sith Lords, cyberpunks, glowing balls of gaseous neon fumes, and walking foodstuffs" --Cory Edo “One man developed a romantic attachment to a tractor, even giving it a name and writing poetry in its honor." MSN "next week: the .5m torus of "I ate a yummy sandwich and I'm sleepy now"" Desmond Shang
Frans Charming You only need one Frans Join date: 28 Jan 2005 Posts: 1,847	12-21-2005 06:56 From: Kris Ritter Was "Jeksa" used in the thread title deliberately to avoid naming names? Personally I think she should just have a giant icon to end each thread with. _____________________
Hank Ramos Lifetime Scripter Join date: 15 Nov 2003 Posts: 2,328	12-21-2005 07:00 <AZ>Hey, Jeska. I don't approve of this thread. It's making us look bad and I don't want people knowing what we did. Kill it for me please? <NN>Yeah, he's been an ass and you've helped us fix things with those accidental "database" errors in the past! > <llJeska>Sure Think AZ and NN, not a problem for close LL friends! FIC, omg, lol. I'll get on the warpath as soon as I can! (tap-tap-a-tap-tap-tap-click-tap-tap-click) This thread has outlived its argueable usefulness and as such is being closed.
Frans Charming You only need one Frans Join date: 28 Jan 2005 Posts: 1,847	12-21-2005 07:03 I think the post before this one deserves the first real use of my excellent icon. _____________________
Kris Ritter paradoxical embolism Join date: 31 Oct 2003 Posts: 6,627	12-21-2005 07:03 From: Hank Ramos <AZ>Hey, Jeska. I don't approve of this thread. It's making us look bad and I don't want people knowing what we did. Kill it for me please? <NN>Yeah, he's been an ass and you've helped us fix things with those accidental "database" errors in the past! > <llJeska>Sure Think AZ and NN, not a problem for close LL friends! FIC, omg, lol. I'll get on the warpath as soon as I can! (tap-tap-a-tap-tap-tap-click-tap-tap-click) This thread has outlived its argueable usefulness and as such is being closed. Or maybe 'this thread has outlived its bitterness and no one is sympathetic to your plight anymore and as such is being closed'.
Kris Ritter paradoxical embolism Join date: 31 Oct 2003 Posts: 6,627	12-21-2005 07:04 From: Frans Charming I think the thread above this one deserves the first real use of my excellent icon. Indeed! This should infact be the new forum mascot. It's relevant to almost every thread! Hell, LL should abandon the seeing hand thing and just go with this all over!
Hank Ramos Lifetime Scripter Join date: 15 Nov 2003 Posts: 2,328	12-21-2005 07:22 :d
Aimee Weber The one on the right Join date: 30 Jan 2004 Posts: 4,286	12-21-2005 07:34 "This thead is suffocating me. I think it's time to see other threads. It's not you, it's me." _____________________
Rose Karuna Lizard Doctor Join date: 5 Jun 2004 Posts: 3,772	12-21-2005 07:54 Poor JesKa - By the time she gets to whatever forum smash up weve created - it's already become a big ole gigantic pile up, generally requiring some sort of medical attention for someone. I think she should use this Forum AV. _____________________ I Do Whatever My Rice Krispies Tell Me To
Chip Midnight ate my baby! Join date: 1 May 2003 Posts: 10,231	12-21-2005 08:13 This thread is being closed out of respect for your mothers. _____________________ My other hobby: www.live365.com/stations/chip_midnight
Katiahnya Muromachi Ninja Mistress Join date: 25 Jun 2005 Posts: 130	12-21-2005 08:19 Obscure? I'm here to chew bubblegum and close threads.. and I'm allllll out of bubblegum. _____________________
Psyra Extraordinaire Corra Nacunda Chieftain Join date: 24 Jul 2004 Posts: 1,533	12-21-2005 08:32 What you have just said... is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At NO point... in your diatrebe... did you even APPROACH ANYTHING... that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this thread.. is now dumber.. for having read it. I hereby close this thread, award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul. _____________________ E-Mail Psyra at psyralbakor_at_yahoo_dot_com, Visit my Webpage at www.psyra.ca Visit me in-world at the Avaria sims, in Grendel's Children! ^^
Lora Morgan Puts the "eek" in "geek" Join date: 19 Mar 2004 Posts: 779	12-21-2005 08:39 From: Satchmo Prototype "This thread has spiraled into personal attacks and as such is being closed. My name is doug... and I'm out of heeeere" +10 1/2 points for The State reference!
Lora Morgan Puts the "eek" in "geek" Join date: 19 Mar 2004 Posts: 779	12-21-2005 08:42 This insect of a thread has reached a level of creepiness that outdoes its usefulness, and I shall now stomp it closed.
Cliffy Palmerstone Manc in Geordieland Join date: 15 Sep 2004 Posts: 255	12-21-2005 09:07 Moved to off the Intarweb _____________________ How do I make a signature?
Euterpe Roo The millionth monkey Join date: 24 Jan 2005 Posts: 1,395	12-21-2005 09:17 From: Psyra Extraordinaire What you have just said... is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At NO point... in your diatrebe... did you even APPROACH ANYTHING... that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this thread.. is now dumber.. for having read it. I hereby close this thread, award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul. Wow! The mild-mannered Psyra (Jeska, by extension) goes all fast food all up in here. http://twoday.net/static/txt/images/falling_down.jpg _____________________ "Of course, you'd also have to mention . . . furries, Sith Lords, cyberpunks, glowing balls of gaseous neon fumes, and walking foodstuffs" --Cory Edo “One man developed a romantic attachment to a tractor, even giving it a name and writing poetry in its honor." MSN "next week: the .5m torus of "I ate a yummy sandwich and I'm sleepy now"" Desmond Shang
April Firefly Idiosyncratic Poster Join date: 3 Aug 2004 Posts: 1,253	12-21-2005 09:28 This thread has reached it's final destination, please exit the thread in an orderly manner. Buh-Bye! _____________________ From: Billybob Goodliffe the truth is overrated From: Argent Stonecutter The most successful software company in the world does a piss-poor job on all these points. Particularly the first three. Why do you expect Linden Labs to do any better? Yes, it's true, I have a blog now!
Joy Honey Not just another dumass Join date: 17 Jun 2005 Posts: 3,751	12-21-2005 09:33 I laughed, I cried, I closed the thread. _____________________ Reality continues to ruin my life. - Calvin You have delighted us long enough. - Jane Austen Sometimes I need what only you can provide: your absence. - Ashleigh Brilliant
Chance Abattoir Future Rockin' Resmod Join date: 3 Apr 2004 Posts: 3,898	12-21-2005 09:33 From: Kris Ritter Was "Jeksa" used in the thread title deliberately to avoid naming names? I wish, unfortunately it was dyslexia. _____________________ "The mob requires regular doses of scandal, paranoia and dilemma to alleviate the boredom of a meaningless existence." -Insane Ramblings, Anton LaVey
Jake Reitveld Emperor of Second Life Join date: 9 Mar 2005 Posts: 2,690	12-21-2005 11:12 "You are acting like spoiled children who need to be spanked, and the thread is thus contributing nothing to the SL community, and is being closed. And for the next few days were arre going to hand out three day suspension like candy at a parade." _____________________ ALCHEMY -clothes for men. Lebeda 208,209
Frans Charming You only need one Frans Join date: 28 Jan 2005 Posts: 1,847	12-21-2005 11:31 "Really Redundant Loop, its boring and makes me sleepy, thread closed" _____________________
Chance Abattoir Future Rockin' Resmod Join date: 3 Apr 2004 Posts: 3,898	12-21-2005 12:23 "This thread is CLOSED. But it may be opened again... for a price." _____________________ "The mob requires regular doses of scandal, paranoia and dilemma to alleviate the boredom of a meaningless existence." -Insane Ramblings, Anton LaVey
Juro Kothari Like a dog on a bone Join date: 4 Sep 2003 Posts: 4,418	12-21-2005 12:32 Here's what I think she'd really like to say on the more crazy threads: "You're all f*cking nuts - I'm over this and and now closing this thread. Be thankful I didn't boot all your a$$es." _____________________

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