A little proof of Evolution
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Erik Pasternak
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07-14-2006 15:43
From: Ulrika Zugzwang  Bow to your god!  ~Ulrika~ OMPE, they DO EXIST! This changes everything for me, I was just joking! The PE must have guided my fingers while I typed, I was divinely inspired! I must quit my job and dedicate my life the teachings of the all mighty PE!
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Puck Goodliffe
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07-14-2006 15:44
From: Ulrika Zugzwang I'll read a book for you.  ~Ulrika~ If you want to read a book for me, then may I suggest the Holy Bible?
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Yeshua Christiansen
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07-14-2006 15:45
It's a fairly good likeness, but my ears a little bigger. 
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Erik Pasternak
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07-14-2006 15:46
From: Puck Goodliffe You don't even beleive in God. And you don't believe in Purple Elephants, even though Ulrika has so graciously provided you with irrefutable proof that they exist. So who has more evidence on thier side huh?
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Ulrika Zugzwang
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07-14-2006 15:47
From: Puck Goodliffe Did the elephants author a book through their inspired prophets? My god comes with the requisite literature. I'll pray for you and your sad empty heart.  ~Ulrika~
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Puck Goodliffe
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07-14-2006 15:47
From: Erik Pasternak And you don't believe in Purple Elephants, even though Ulrika has so graciously provided you with irrefutable proof that they exist. So who has more evidence on thier side huh? Pagan idols don't count. They're not the True God.
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Erik Pasternak
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07-14-2006 15:48
From: Puck Goodliffe You don't even beleive in God. I before e, except after c...
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Ulrika Zugzwang
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07-14-2006 15:48
From: Puck Goodliffe If you want to read a book for me, then may I suggest the Holy Bible? I don't read fiction. ~Ulrika~
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Ulrika Zugzwang
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07-14-2006 15:49
From: Erik Pasternak I before e, except after c... Oops. You caught Kevn.  ~Ulrika~
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Puck Goodliffe
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07-14-2006 15:50
From: Ulrika Zugzwang My god comes with the requisite literature. I'll pray for you and your sad empty heart.  ~Ulrika~ I just ate your god for dinner. He goes well with garlic bread.
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Puck Goodliffe
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07-14-2006 15:52
From: Ulrika Zugzwang I don't read fiction.
~Ulrika~ you must, if you read books about evolution.
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Puck Goodliffe
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07-14-2006 15:53
From: Erik Pasternak I before e, except after c... It is hard to type while crying for your lost souls.
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07-14-2006 15:53
From: Puck Goodliffe Yes. I was wondering what made you hate God so much. He killed my aunty!
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Puck Goodliffe
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07-14-2006 15:54
From: Ondoher Blabbermouth He killed my aunty! Everyone dies. Don't blame God, blame Adam and Eve.
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Yeshua Christiansen
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07-14-2006 15:54
From: Ulrika Zugzwang I don't read fiction.
~Ulrika~ Actually, the HB (I call it by its initials, being the guy who wrote it and all) is the most supported "holy book" in existance, in terms of history and archeology. Unlike a few fakers (a certain Mr. Smith, for example), most of the history and prophecy in the book has been verified, and none of it has been disproven.
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Phedre Aquitaine
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07-14-2006 15:55
From: Puck Goodliffe Everyone dies. Don't blame God, blame Adam and Eve. Don't you mean Adam and Steve?
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Ulrika Zugzwang
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07-14-2006 15:55
From: Puck Goodliffe I just ate your god for dinner. You can eat her because she actually exists.  ~Ulrika~
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Puck Goodliffe
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07-14-2006 15:56
From: Phedre Aquitaine Don't you mean Adam and Steve? Homothexualithy is an abomination before God.
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Puck Goodliffe
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07-14-2006 15:57
From: Ulrika Zugzwang You can eat her because she actually exists.  ~Ulrika~ She isn't a god.
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Ulrika Zugzwang
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07-14-2006 15:57
From: Puck Goodliffe you must, if you read books about evolution. Aw. You were doing so well up until that point. ~Ulrika~
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Puck Goodliffe
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07-14-2006 15:59
From: Ulrika Zugzwang Aw. You were doing so well up until that point.
~Ulrika~ It's just a theory. Creation is a fact.
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Ulrika Zugzwang
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07-14-2006 15:59
From: Puck Goodliffe Homothexualithy is an abomination before God. Hmm. I don't like the way you incorporated a "lisp" into the word "homosexuality". I don't think it's humorous and I feel you've overstepped the bounds on a previously amusing interaction. I'm terminating this banter with you now, fool. ~Ulrika~
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Erik Pasternak
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07-14-2006 16:03
From: Yeshua Christiansen Actually, the HB (I call it by its initials, being the guy who wrote it and all) is the most supported "holy book" in existance, in terms of history and archeology. Unlike a few fakers (a certain Mr. Smith, for example), most of the history and prophecy in the book has been verified, and none of it has been disproven. This makes my head hurt, I don't know where to begin. This statement is so ludicrous at it's base that arguing with it can only make me look like an idiot as well.
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Puck Goodliffe
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07-14-2006 16:04
From: Ulrika Zugzwang Hmm. I don't like the way you incorporated a "lisp" into the word "homosexuality". I don't think it's humorous and I feel you've overstepped the bounds on a previously amusing interaction. I'm terminating this banter with you now, fool.
~Ulrika~ Finally, you pick up on the fact that I am trolling!
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Phedre Aquitaine
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07-14-2006 16:05
He threatened to put particle poop on my land if I told. 
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