Hey great! I can use this as an excuse when I go on a wild rampage throught the streets.
'Sorry officer I was hunting wabbits!'
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Einsman Schlegel
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02-13-2006 16:30
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Teeny Leviathan
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02-13-2006 16:33
Cheney will get off scot free because the evil 9/11 used its evil powers to make him pull the trigger. Just another 9/11 related tragedy.
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Mimi Therian
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02-13-2006 16:34
I think he did it purposly! Its like :
Oh yeah that guy over there deffiently looks like a bird! THE FBI IS ON TO HIM FLEE!!! _____________________
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Mulch Ennui
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02-13-2006 16:51
if a president (or vice president) started shooting at you, would you be able to shoot back in self defense or would the secret service help the president?
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Chip Midnight
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02-13-2006 17:03
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Weedy Herbst
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02-13-2006 17:08
Latest revelation.....Cheney did not have the proper permit.
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Mulch Ennui
15 Minutes are Over
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02-13-2006 17:14
w000000000000tt!!! thats so funny, perfect song man, i need deluxsupersized tivo. letterman, daily show, colbert, leno i think my not even owning a working vcr ass is going to go with daily show/colbert i think the jokes will flow like wine this next week _____________________
I have of late--but wherefore I know not--lost all my mirth, that this goodly frame, the earth, seems to me a sterile promontory, this most excellent canopy, the air, look you, this brave o'erhanging firmament, this majestical roof fretted with golden fire, why, it appears no other thing to me than a foul and pestilent congregation of vapours.
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Weedy Herbst
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02-13-2006 17:28
w000000000000tt!!! thats so funny, perfect song man, i need deluxsupersized tivo. letterman, daily show, colbert, leno i think my not even owning a working vcr ass is going to go with daily show/colbert i think the jokes will flow like wine this next week Saw the Leno, Letterman previews. I can hardly wait to see what Jon Stewart on the Daily Show has to say  _____________________
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Joy Honey
Not just another dumass
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02-13-2006 17:37
Saw the Leno, Letterman previews. I can hardly wait to see what Jon Stewart on the Daily Show has to say *sigh* My cable REALLY sucks - no Comedy Central  ... hopefully it will be posted somewhere on the internet_____________________
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Garoad Kuroda
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02-13-2006 17:42
Cool, when is that coming out? Edit: Noticed a new headline- "White House under gun for Cheney shooting mishap" Well, at least they have a sense of humor. lol _____________________
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WTF is C3PO supposed to be USEFUL for anyway, besides whining? Stupid piece of scrap metal would be more useful recycled as a toaster. But even that would suck, because who would want to listen to a whining wussy toaster? Is he gold plated? If that's the case he should just be melted down into gold ingots. Help the economy some, and stop being so damn useless you stupid bucket of bolts! R2 is 1,000 times more useful than your tin man ass, and he's shaped like a salt and pepper shaker FFS! |
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Mulch Ennui
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02-13-2006 17:47
*sigh* My cable REALLY sucks - no Comedy Central ... hopefully it will be posted somewhere on the internetFYI JOY I do Run some videos from the daily show on my blog . it is in the right hand column. it is above the news of the wierd, a daily almanac, and drudge report headlines and below my info, navagation, and my shout out to the nations that have clicked into the Mulch Zone check tomorrow, they update pretty fast Now Playing: Daily Show: Headlines - Memorial Day Speakers at Coretta Scott King's funeral talk about Bush as if he isn't right behind them. EDIT: I don't update very often, so John Stewerts helping me with cool fresh content  _____________________
I have of late--but wherefore I know not--lost all my mirth, that this goodly frame, the earth, seems to me a sterile promontory, this most excellent canopy, the air, look you, this brave o'erhanging firmament, this majestical roof fretted with golden fire, why, it appears no other thing to me than a foul and pestilent congregation of vapours.
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Joy Honey
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02-13-2006 17:55
FYI JOY I do Run some videos from the daily show on my blog . it is in the right hand column. it is above the news of the wierd, a daily almanac, and drudge report headlines and below my info, navagation, and my shout out to the nations that have clicked into the Mulch Zone check tomorrow, they update pretty fast Now Playing: Daily Show: Headlines - Memorial Day Speakers at Coretta Scott King's funeral talk about Bush as if he isn't right behind them. EDIT: I don't update very often, so John Stewerts helping me with cool fresh content TY TY TY TY I'd kiss ya, but I think Sansarya might get the wrong idea _____________________
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Chip Midnight
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02-13-2006 18:14
*sigh* My cable REALLY sucks - no Comedy Central ... hopefully it will be posted somewhere on the internetComedy Central puts a lot of daily show bits online  If you don't get to see the actual show then check here often: http://www.comedycentral.com/shows/the_daily_show/videos/most_recent/index.jhtml_____________________
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Aaron Levy
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02-13-2006 18:48
See? As the OP, I knew the Bush-Cheney haters would jump on this, which is why I posted about it. Glad to see the liberals are the most predictable bunch on the planet.
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Lianne Marten
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02-13-2006 18:56
This is still the best segment The Daily Show ever did...
And if you have problems with the streaming video like I did... damn streaming video... you can download them here . _____________________
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Lianne Marten
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02-13-2006 19:02
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Einsman Schlegel
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02-13-2006 19:09
See? As the OP, I knew the Bush-Cheney haters would jump on this, which is why I posted about it. Glad to see the liberals are the most predictable bunch on the planet. Its not just Bush-Cheney haters, its people being STUPID and getting away with it. |
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Teeny Leviathan
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02-13-2006 19:13
See? As the OP, I knew the Bush-Cheney haters would jump on this, which is why I posted about it. Glad to see the liberals are the most predictable bunch on the planet. 1) Hate is a strong word. Some of us strongly dislike the current administration. 2) These days, you don't have to be a liberal to dislike or not trust Bush. All you need is a brain. |
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Chip Midnight
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02-13-2006 19:18
See? As the OP, I knew the Bush-Cheney haters would jump on this, which is why I posted about it. Glad to see the liberals are the most predictable bunch on the planet. Yes, shocking that a funny news story should elicit funny forum posts... you insensitive liberal bastards! _____________________
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Pym Sartre
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02-13-2006 19:18
This quote is my fav:
One of the Cheney jokes in ABC's Jimmy Kimmel's mix: "You know what they say, if Dick Cheney comes out of his hole and shoots an old man in the face, six more weeks of winter." ahhahaha! Pym PS: Dunno about any love-hate spin on this thread, but I'm a State Department employee and this makes me laugh a whole lot. PPS: Of course, it's my opinion and not the opinions of the State Department that this is all damn good humor, even if I hope the lawyer recovers well. |
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Kendra Bancroft
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02-13-2006 21:44
I heard they were printing these flashcards for Cheney's next trip:
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Billy Grace
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02-14-2006 09:45
I hate to bring some common sense into this thread but I have hunted lots of quail in my days. Every experienced hunter knows that when you have a big quail hunt everyone spreads out and walks in a straight line to flush out the birds.
If someone takes a leak and walks in front of the line when he returns, his dumb ass is going to get shot pretty much every time if a covey is flushed and fly in his direction. The automatic assumption that Cheney did anything wrong is most likely an uninformed one from non-hunters. _____________________
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Joy Honey
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02-14-2006 09:53
I hate to bring some common sense into this thread but I have hunted lots of quail in my days. Every experienced hunter knows that when you have a big quail hunt everyone spreads out and walks in a straight line to flush out the birds. If someone takes a leak and walks in front of the line when he returns, his dumb ass is going to get shot pretty much every time if a covey is flushed and fly in his direction. The automatic assumption that Cheney did anything wrong is most likely an uninformed one from non-hunters. He wasn't looking where he was shooting, I think it might be kind of difficult to confuse a grown man with a quail - when's the last time Cheney had his eyes examined?? http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20060214/ap_on_go_pr_wh/cheney_hunting_accident_48 Vice President Dick Cheney apparently broke the No. 1 rule of hunting: Be sure of what you're shooting at. He also violated Texas game law by failing to buy a hunting stamp. _____________________
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Surreal Farber
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02-14-2006 10:10
Hmmm... I wonder if alcohol was involved. Hunting under the Influence?
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Billy Grace
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02-14-2006 10:15
He wasn't looking where he was shooting, I think it might be kind of difficult to confuse a grown man with a quail - when's the last time Cheney had his eyes examined?? http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20060214/ap_on_go_pr_wh/cheney_hunting_accident_48 Have you ever hunted quail Joy? I ask that because they are very fast and when you shoot them, you are totally focased on the bird. If someone was out of position, like this guy was, he is simply going to get shot. Everything but the bird is kinda blurred because of the fast movement. This guy got shot for one reason. Because he wasn't where he was supposed to be. Deer hunting is much different. There is never a good excuse for shooting someone because you have all of the time in the world to look at the target and yes, you had better know what it is that you are shooting when you pul that trigger. _____________________
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