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Dick Cheney shoots, injures man while hunting.

Chance Abattoir
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02-12-2006 18:41
From: Reitsuki Kojima
That would be a smallish doe. A large doe or a buck is 150+ easily, with some bucks being in the 200-250 range. Theoreticly even higher than 250, but you're talking pretty damn big for your average whitetail at that point.


After you gut them?
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Chance Abattoir
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Stange hunting tactics
02-12-2006 18:45
My friend's cousin killed a buck by throwing a stone at its head. That's redneck fu right there.
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02-12-2006 18:48
From: Mulch Ennui
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no conspiracy

Dick Cheney is just a big, reckless with other humans, idiot


Nah, it probably went like this:

Cheney: Stay rull quite nah.
Friend: QUAIL!
Cheney: Quayle!?
::SPLADOW::

Lawyer: Mah fasche!!!
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02-12-2006 18:55
From: Chance Abattoir
After you gut them?


Granted, you can drop some weight by gutting them. It depends on your situation - while preferable, field gutting is not always practical if the weather has taken a turn for the worse, for example.
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02-12-2006 19:03
Thats what Sl needs!!! a hunting preserve. Thats it I'm buying a sim stocking it with killable animals and charging huge fees for hunting licences. :rolleyes:
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02-12-2006 20:10
Ok, I'm just gonna throw this out there. Why did it take a day for this to hit the news? Its 2006, and we don't rely on the Pony Express for current events anymore.
Mulch Ennui
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02-12-2006 20:17
From: Teeny Leviathan
Ok, I'm just gonna throw this out there. Why did it take a day for this to hit the news? Its 2006, and we don't rely on the Pony Express for current events anymore.


Todays news is brought to you (as usual) by the letters P & R!
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02-12-2006 20:18
From: Teeny Leviathan
Ok, I'm just gonna throw this out there. Why did it take a day for this to hit the news? Its 2006, and we don't rely on the Pony Express for current events anymore.


The Vice President's office was fact-checking? :D

(they also wanted to keep that whole vampire thing out of the news ;))
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02-12-2006 22:22
From: Boliver Oddfellow
Thats what Sl needs!!! a hunting preserve. Thats it I'm buying a sim stocking it with killable animals and charging huge fees for hunting licences. :rolleyes:


I LOVE IT!!! Maybe even be sponsered by Ted Nugent? :D


As for how it happened, I think someone said "QUAIL" and Cheney thought they ment Dan Quayle, and fired, thinking he was going to take out his possible replacement.
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02-12-2006 23:04
From: Tod69 Talamasca
I LOVE IT!!! Maybe even be sponsered by Ted Nugent? :D


As for how it happened, I think someone said "QUAIL" and Cheney thought they ment Dan Quayle, and fired, thinking he was going to take out his possible replacement.


Beat you. :p
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02-13-2006 10:41
From: Neehai Zapata
This isn't Anti-Cheney.

Come on. The man should have died ages ago. He has a freaking ambulance with him at all times. (Which came in handy today)

How do you explain his ability to defy death?

When you are 98 years old and Dick Cheney is still around, you will believe the then.



I have to agree with Neehai.

Cheney has some sort of deal with the devil (or is the devil). You don't have a grabber every year and just keep on ticking.
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02-13-2006 10:52
Hunting is Gross!
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02-13-2006 10:54
From: Neehai Zapata
Naturally it was an accident.

Everyone knows Dick Cheney is a 700 year old vampire. If he was going to kill anyone intentionally it would be to drain their blood so that he can live another century. :)


Of course, if you or I did this, we'd be spending the rest of our lives behind bars for something stupid like this right?
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02-13-2006 10:56
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02-13-2006 11:42
From: Einsman Schlegel
Of course, if you or I did this, we'd be spending the rest of our lives behind bars for something stupid like this right?


Nah.

This sort of hunting accidently is actually *very* common. It's stupid, don't get me wrong, but it's not attempted murder. And no, you don't go to jail for the rest of your life - You don't even go to jail, as a rule, unless there were other circumstances.
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02-13-2006 12:23
From: Aaron Levy
I post this because I know most people here hate Bush and Cheney and I want to give them the kind of news they want to hear.



Always thinking of others that one. ;)
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02-13-2006 12:26
I got my hunting license when I was 15.

I was taught not to shoot at anything unless you were certain what it is.

What part of the guy looked like a quail?
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02-13-2006 12:37
From: Weedy Herbst
I got my hunting license when I was 15.

I was taught not to shoot at anything unless you were certain what it is.

What part of the guy looked like a quail?



neck wattles? :::shrug::
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02-13-2006 12:41
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Fucking Brilliant!!!
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Weedy Herbst
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02-13-2006 14:06
Why would Cheney be hunting Dan Quayle in the first place? :p
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02-13-2006 15:35
Yay, the new headline "White House takes heat over Cheney shooting mishap" wee....ah well.

Why did it take a day for public notice...hmm. Maybe because there is actual important news to report?
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02-13-2006 15:50
http://newsbusters.org/node/4015

Hehe, that's pretty funny stuff...
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WTF is C3PO supposed to be USEFUL for anyway, besides whining? Stupid piece of scrap metal would be more useful recycled as a toaster. But even that would suck, because who would want to listen to a whining wussy toaster? Is he gold plated? If that's the case he should just be melted down into gold ingots. Help the economy some, and stop being so damn useless you stupid bucket of bolts! R2 is 1,000 times more useful than your tin man ass, and he's shaped like a salt and pepper shaker FFS!
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02-13-2006 16:13
From: Einsman Schlegel
Of course, if you or I did this, we'd be spending the rest of our lives behind bars for something stupid like this right?


I agree, why has he not been charged with the dangerous use of a firearm?

I mean really.....he shot a man in the face.
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02-13-2006 16:15
From: Weedy Herbst
I agree, why has he not been charged with the dangerous use of a firearm?

I mean really.....he shot a man in the face.


the guy was a terrorist of course
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