Favorite movie qoutes

A bird pecked my head - Bobby Hill

oops sorry not a movie quote

From Time Bandits:

"We can make BEANS into PEAS!"

"God isn't interested in technology. He knows nothing of the potential of the microchip or the silicon revolution. Look how he spends his time: forty-three species of parrots! Nipples for men! Slugs! He created slugs! Cannot think, cannot operate machinery. If I were the supreme being, I wouldn't have messed around with butterflies and daffodils. I would have started with lasers, 8 o'clock, day one. (ZAP) Sorry."

"And how long have you been a robber?"
"Four foot one."

From The Three Amigos:

"And I shall kiss you on the Rio Grande."
"Lips will be fine."

"You shot the invisible swordsman!"

"Do you serve anything other than Mexican food?"

From Rozencranz and Guildenstern Are Dead:

"Don't you see?! We're actors- we're the opposite of people!"

"No, no, no... Death is 'not.' Death isn't. Take my meaning? Death is the ultimate negative. Not-being. You can't not be on a boat."
"I've frequently not been on boats."
"No, no... What you've been is not on boats."

"Heads. Heads. Heads. Heads. Heads. Heads....."

"What a shambles! We're just not getting anywhere--not even England."
"I don't believe in it anyway."
"What?"
"England."
"Just a conspiracy of cartographers, you mean?

"What's the first thing you remember?"
"No, it's no good. It was a long time ago."
"No, you don't take my meaning. What's the first thing you remember...after all the things you've forgotten?"
"Oh, I see. ...I've forgotten the question."

From The Adventures of Baron Munchausen:

"Is there a doctor in the fish?"

"Have you any famous last words?"
"Not yet!"
"'Not yet'? Is that famous?"

"Your reality, sir, is lies and balderdash and I'm delighted to say that I have no grasp of it whatsoever."

"Gentlemen! Don't you think it'd be a good idea to silence those enemy cannons?"
"No, sir..."
"No?"
"It's Wednesday..."

"We're out of rope, Baron! I'm going back up!"
"No, wait a minute, hold on, I've got some more rope coming down."
"Thanks... Where did you get it?"
"I cut it off the top."

"I am a leaf on the wind."

I love Joss Whedon.





"I am sick to death of straight people. Tell the truth, aren't you? There's just too goddamn many of them. I was in a bank the other day; they were everywhere -- writing checks, making deposits. Two of them were applying for a mortgage. It's disgusting! They're taking over. No one wants to talk about it, but it's true."

- Love! Valour! Compassion!

"Sometimes I think about all these people still plugged into the Matrix and when I look at these machines, I.. I can't help thinking that in a way, we are plugged into them."
- Counillor Hamann