Favorite movie qoutes

I thought I would start this thread for shits and giggles. I will start it off.

"I got the poo on meh" - Joe Dirt/David Spade

"Son, you got a panty on your head." Raising Arizona/Store clerk

Walter Sobchak: You want a toe? I can get you a toe, believe me. There are ways, Dude. You don't wanna know about it, believe me.

The Dude: Yeah, but Walter--

Walter Sobchak: Hell, I can get you a toe by 3 o'clock this afternoon--with nail polish.

Joe Dirt quotes deserve it's own thread

"YOU JUST SAID YOUR SISTER WAS HOT. WHAT A FREAK.
You're going to Hell, Dude." -- Joe Dirt/David Spade

[at Burger World]
Customer: Are your shakes made with real milk and ice cream? Or do you use that reconstituted shake mix stuff?
Beavis: Yeah. Huh, huh, huh, huh.
Customer: What do you mean? Yeah, you use the shake mix, or yeah, you use the real stuff?
Beavis: Yeah. Hhm, hhm, heh, huh.
Customer: Let me talk to the manager.
Beavis: Yeah. Hhm, hhm, heh, huh.
[Butt-Head shows up]
Butt-head: I'm the Assistant Manager, sir. Is there something I can help you with?
Beavis: Yeah. Hhm, hhm, heh, huh.
Customer: Yes. I am trying to ask a very simple question here. Are your shakes made from shake mix or from ice cream and milk?
Butt-head: Uh... we have vanilla, chocolate, and strawberry.
Beavis: Yeah. Hhm, hhm, heh, huh.
Customer: Forget it. Forget it. God, can't you idiots answer a simple question? I'll go somewhere else. God, morons. A couple of imbeciles.
[leaves]
Butt-head: Let's go break something.
Beavis: Yeah. Hhm, hhm, heh, huh.

Miller: John Wayne was a fag.
All: The hell he was.
Miller: He was, too, you boys. I installed two-way mirrors in his pad in Brentwood, and he come to the door in a dress.
Oly: That don't make him a homo, Miller. Lots of straight guys like to watch their buddies f*ck, I know I do.
-- Repo Man

"You wanna fight? Why don't you stick your head up my ass and fight for air?" -Joe Dirt/David Spade

Dirty Harry (1971)

[after a battered crook has accused Harry of beating him]
Chief: Have you been following that man?
Harry Callahan: Yeah, I've been following him on my own time. And anybody can tell I didn't do that to him.
Chief: How?
Harry Callahan: Cause he looks too damn good, that how!

This is the most famous one from that movie after a shoot out:

Harry Callahan: I know what you're thinking. "Did he fire six shots or only five?" Well to tell the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself a question: Do I feel lucky?.....Well, do ya punk?

Tank Girl has the best movie quotes ever!!!!!!!!!


Tank Girl: This comet came crashing into the earth. BAM! Total devastation. No celebrities, no cable TV, *no water*! It hasn't rained in 11 years. Now, 20 people gotta squeeze into the same bathtub. So it ain't all bad.


[the Rippers are deciding what to do with Tank Girl and Jet Girl]
T-Saint: I say we kill 'em!
Donner: I say we hump 'em.


Tank Girl: You gotta think about it like the first time you got laid. You gotta go: "Daddy, are you sure this is right?"


T-Saint: How much did they pay you to spy on us?
Tank Girl: Two dollars and fifteen cents!

"You got knocked the fuck out!!" ~Smokey from the movie Friday

MJ

From "The Lion in Winter", a conversation between Henry Plantagenet, King of Britain, and his wife, Eleanor of Aquitaine, once called the fairest beauty in all the world. They are fighting over which of their three sons should succeed Henry to the throne...

Eleanor: What would you have me do? Give out? Give up? Give in?

Henry: How about give me a little peace?

Eleanor: A little? Why so modest? How about eternal peace? Now there's a thought, hmm?

"What are you, crazy? A man in a really nice camper wants to put our song on the radio."

You want the truth?

YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!!!!!

Ash: "We can take these Deadites, we can take 'em... with science!"

"I must be crazy to be in a loony bin like this."

"They was giving me ten thousand watts a day, you know, and I'm hot to trot! The next woman takes me on's gonna light up like a pinball machine and pay off in silver dollars!"
[about shock treatments]

~Randall McMurphy [Jack Nicholson] One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest

"Just remember what ol' Jack Burton does when the earth quakes, the poison arrows fall from the sky, and the pillars of Heaven shake. Yeah, Jack Burton just looks that big old storm right in the eye and says, "Give me your best shot. I can take it." " Jack Burton/Kurt Russell- Big Trouble in Litlle China

"Hail to the king, baby!"

Scarecrow: I haven’t got a brain...only straw.
Dorothy: How can you talk if you haven’t got a brain?
Scarecrow: I don’t know…But some people without brains do an awful lot of talking…don’t they? The Wizard of Oz

The evil dead movies are an endless supply of good quotes... I had to pick one.

[talking to fire extinguisher] "Hey, You're talking to me all wrong here. It's the wrong tone. You better watch it, or I'll stab you in the face with a soldering iron. Hey, does your mother sew? BOOM. Get her to sew that. " Clem/Christopher Walken - Joe Dirt

(while on the phone with the police) "Tell him the liberator who destroyed my property has realigned my perception."

"First person that comes out this fucking door gets a... gets a lead salad, you understand?"

"My God. I haven't been fucked like that since grade school."

"Look at 'em, ordinary fucking people, I hate 'em. "
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"You said it, man. Nobody fucks with the Jesus. "
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"Yeah, I've been craving burgers, too. Furburgers. Come on, dudes, let's pick up some trim at a strip club. The Doogie line always works on strippers."
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"Are you hungry? I haven't eaten since later this afternoon. "

Jon Voight as Coach Bud Kilmer (Varsity Blues) ... "Never show weakness. Never show weakness, the only pain that matters is the pain your inflict."

Vizzini - "He didn't fall? Inconceivable!"

Inigo Montoya - "You keep using that word, I do not think it means what you think it means."

Princess Bride (wonderful quotes in this one too )

Ha! I thought I would have the first BTiLC quote...

Egg: That's Black blood of the Earth
Jack: You mean oil?
Egg: No, I mean black blood of the Earth