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Cottonteil Muromachi
Abominable
Join date: 2 Mar 2005
Posts: 1,071
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02-18-2006 08:02
My mother board, the whore
My poor poor mother board, she is a slut.
She can not really help being so, but
in that matter, I'll give her little choice.
Surely she'd say "no," if she had a voice.
See, if you will, a penis as a card.
To her it I give, then plainly discard,
because I have a new penis which will
run faster, giving me a greater thrill.
Into her PCI or ISA,
whichever is the new toy of the day.
For care not I which she would not prefer,
More important is where it fits in her.
Performance, never will I satisfy.
Better and better, I will always try.
And just when I have a big enough drive,
she, an instant to refresh and revive,
then back into action my wallet goes
and into her a brand new John I throws.
For I, to my mother board, but a pimp
who, when it comes to more speed, will not skimp.
And maybe see herself as little more
than a cheap abused technology whore.
When she is mad and threatens to leave me,
mocking, with knowing sarcasm I plea,
"Baby, Baby, where would you ever be
if it wasn't for the presents from me?
I give you all that you may ever need,
And for me to stop caring, you will plead?
How many you know with 32meg?
All the best for you, have never to beg."
With a grin, for I know I have her now,
I say, "Tell me, you would get along how?"
So, with her eyes surrendered to the floor,
I push that button for power once more.
Oh, sometimes she finds that strength to refuse
the new John which I have for her to use.
With disgust, to my whore I turn my back
and to myself, "I should have bought a Mac."
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Jauani Wu
pancake rabbit
Join date: 7 Apr 2003
Posts: 3,835
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02-18-2006 08:06
congrats anshe. this thread should be linked as an example in the last paragraph.
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Garoad Kuroda
Prophet of Muppetry
Join date: 5 Sep 2003
Posts: 2,989
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02-18-2006 18:33
Hi. Just thought I'd drop by here. Why isn't this thread dead yet? I mean, how did it get past the first page?  Does anyone really care about anything in this entire thread? Ok I'm done adding my 2 cents of pointless spam now.
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WTF is C3PO supposed to be USEFUL for anyway, besides whining? Stupid piece of scrap metal would be more useful recycled as a toaster. But even that would suck, because who would want to listen to a whining wussy toaster? Is he gold plated? If that's the case he should just be melted down into gold ingots. Help the economy some, and stop being so damn useless you stupid bucket of bolts! R2 is 1,000 times more useful than your tin man ass, and he's shaped like a salt and pepper shaker FFS!
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Juro Kothari
Like a dog on a bone
Join date: 4 Sep 2003
Posts: 4,418
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02-18-2006 18:38
Bah. It's not pointless - I learned a new term: editwar. 
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Garoad Kuroda
Prophet of Muppetry
Join date: 5 Sep 2003
Posts: 2,989
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02-18-2006 18:42
Oh. I'm really glad we cleared that one up...!
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WTF is C3PO supposed to be USEFUL for anyway, besides whining? Stupid piece of scrap metal would be more useful recycled as a toaster. But even that would suck, because who would want to listen to a whining wussy toaster? Is he gold plated? If that's the case he should just be melted down into gold ingots. Help the economy some, and stop being so damn useless you stupid bucket of bolts! R2 is 1,000 times more useful than your tin man ass, and he's shaped like a salt and pepper shaker FFS!
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Ordinal Malaprop
really very ordinary
Join date: 9 Sep 2005
Posts: 4,607
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02-19-2006 03:42
From: Eggy Lippmann The vast majority of people do not own land, but Anshe used to have malls - Centreville first and then... well, pretty much every telehub mall. It's not that far-fetched that a majority of SL users bought something at a mall of hers at least once, but this does not make them her customers - her customers were the store owners who rented space at the malls. No source! Edit it out! |
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Zee Feaver
Registered User
Join date: 7 Oct 2003
Posts: 37
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02-19-2006 14:51
From: Aaron Levy a majority of SL users have at some stage become customers of her business and actual complaints about her services are rare her land business, her escort services, or her sex classes?  |
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PetGirl Bergman
Fellow Creature:-)
Join date: 16 Feb 2005
Posts: 2,414
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03-19-2006 00:30
From: Juro Kothari Bah. It's not pointless - I learned a new term: editwar.  ))) /Tina <<<<<- Time for breakfast.... |
