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Juro Kothari
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11-08-2005 13:31
From: Cristiano Midnight I'm game - ask away.
OK - here we go:
Flea, Horse, or somewhere in between?  |
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Cristiano Midnight
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11-08-2005 14:03
From: Juro Kothari
OK - here we go:
Flea, Horse, or somewhere in between? 
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Juro Kothari
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11-08-2005 14:14
 How did I know that would be the answer - although, the prancing Italian horse was unexpected. |
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Trinity Serpentine
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11-08-2005 14:38
How come you haven't hired me to be your personal assistant yet?
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Cristiano Midnight
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11-08-2005 14:48
From: Trinity Serpentine How come you haven't hired me to be your personal assistant yet? I suck at delegation, and again, Nala scares me. Plus the fact that you live 8,000,000 miles away doesn't help.
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Trinity Serpentine
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11-08-2005 14:50
I'm willing to relocate. Nala is busy having Aimee's babies.  I would talk non-stop until you gave me some work to do just so I'd shut up.
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Cory Edo
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11-08-2005 14:55
From: Trinity Serpentine I would talk non-stop until you gave me some work to do just so I'd shut up. Be careful, that's how I ended up doing his museum.
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Merwan Marker
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11-08-2005 15:05
Will orphans ever find unity?
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Trinity Serpentine
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11-08-2005 15:12
From: Cory Edo Be careful, that's how I ended up doing his museum.  Did he at least pay you well?
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Cristiano Midnight
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11-08-2005 15:20
From: Merwan Marker Will orphans ever find unity?
_/_/_/ If you hug them, it will protect them on the internet, so there is at least that.
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Willow Zander
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11-08-2005 15:21
How did the 3 blind mice know where to run?
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Cristiano Midnight
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11-08-2005 15:23
From: Trinity Serpentine Did he at least pay you well? We did this whole quid pro quo thing that involved her getting on the short list into the FIC so that she can be builder to the stars. Little does she know I photocopied the same certificate I gave to Ingrid, which was just an autographed picture of Laquita made to look like parchment in Photoshop with a seal and some cursive bullshit on it anyway.
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Trinity Serpentine
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11-08-2005 15:23
Why does she sell seashells down by the sea shore? If people are by the seashore shouldn't they be able to get them for free? 
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Trinity Serpentine
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11-08-2005 15:24
From: Cristiano Midnight We did this whole quid pro quo thing that involved her getting on the short list into the FIC so that she can be builder to the stars. Little does she know I photocopied the same certificate I gave to Ingrid, which was just an autographed picture of Laquita made to look like parchment in Photoshop with a seal and some cursive bullshit on it anyway. You tricky devil, you. 
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Cristiano Midnight
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11-08-2005 15:24
From: Trinity Serpentine Why does she sell seashells down by the sea shore? If people are by the seashore shouldn't they be able to get them for free? People will often pay for what they could get for free. Just ask Hugh Grant.
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Trinity Serpentine
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11-08-2005 15:25
From: Cristiano Midnight People will often pay for what they could get for free. Just ask Hugh Grant. Or half the people in SL. 
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Cory Edo
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11-10-2005 18:36
Dear Cristiano,
Who makes the best sex balls in SL? Being recently partnered inworld, I'm afraid my new spouse will soon be asking for me to fufill my marital duties (but not anal; I made sure that was on the prenup).
I'm looking for something well-made, as suits my FIC status; facial expressions and suitably tasteful-yet-erotic sounds are a plus; and exemplary texture work is a must on any furniture-based items.
I'm hoping that by the time I find the absolute cream of the crop (no pun intended), Toast will also be ready to add genitalia to the skins I've purchased from her so that I may slap ze pixels more immersively. But that's another thread.
Breathlessly awaiting an answer,
Cory "Get that thing away from me" Edo
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