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Katt Kongo
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11-06-2005 21:51
If patience is a virtue, why aren't I virtuous?
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Cristiano Midnight
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11-06-2005 21:53
From: Enabran Templar
Affirmative. If it weren't for my DVR, 24 would be a much more harrowing experience than it already is, even when time-shifted for commercial evasion.

On the subject of 24: What is going to happen on 24 this season?


Keifer Sutherland will grunt, and save the world. Fox will promote the hell out of it. I will miss every episode of it because I insist on watching Commander in Chief, and recording my Name is Earl on my other Tivo. I seriously just love watching Geena Davis try to look serious. I could watch her make faces for an hour even with no dialogue. See, Keifer's dad, Donald Sutherland on Commander In Chief, now there is someone to watch. Brilliant performance. I've always liked him - he was in one of my favorite films - Six Degrees of Separation.
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Cristiano Midnight
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11-06-2005 21:55
From: Katt Kongo
If patience is a virtue, why aren't I virtuous?


Well are you balancing the patience with lots of casual sex, or perhaps witchcraft?
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Lo Jacobs
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11-06-2005 21:55
Cris,

Why do I like a Jewish orthodox rapper ?

Thanks for answering.
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Enabran Templar
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11-06-2005 21:56
From: Cristiano Midnight
Keifer Sutherland will grunt, and save the world. Fox will promote the hell out of it. I will miss every episode of it because I insist on watching Commander in Chief, and recording my Name is Earl on my other Tivo. I seriously just love watching Geena Davis try to look serious. I could watch her make faces for an hour even with no dialogue. See, Keifer's dad, Donald Sutherland on Commander In Chief, now there is someone to watch. Brilliant performance. I've always liked him - he was in one of my favorite films - Six Degrees of Separation.


Unacceptable.

Please re-submit answer to include:

"most awesome season of 24 ever"

"Jack Bauer is the man"

"all the women want to jump on Jack's weiner. It's uncanny."

"I will be watching with baited breath"


fake edit: Geena Davis is hawt. is CinC any good?
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Cristiano Midnight
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11-06-2005 21:58
From: Jamie Bergman
Why is there a lack of hot, single men out there? And such an overflow of slutty women who seem to have the hot guys on LoJack?


There are lots of hot, single men out there, Jamie. They just tend to prefer each other. I know what you mean about the HoJack system. Miami is hoochie mama hell (or heaven, depending on how you look at it).
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Cristiano Midnight
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11-06-2005 22:05
From: Lo Jacobs
Cris,

Why do I like a Jewish orthodox rapper ?

Thanks for answering.


Probably because you got bored with the native Irish rapper Rí-Rá. Variety is the spice of life, ya know. Not that the Jewish are known for their spices. I do like corned beef brisket though, yo!
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Nolan Nash
Frischer Frosch
Join date: 15 May 2003
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11-06-2005 22:12
What is the piano piece that Richard Gere is playing in the movie "Pretty Woman" when he is in the lobby and Julia Roberts walks in?
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Cristiano Midnight
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11-06-2005 22:21
From: Nolan Nash
What is the piano piece that Richard Gere is playing in the movie "Pretty Woman" when he is in the lobby and Julia Roberts walks in?


He is playing an original piece of music simply titled "Richard Gere's Piano Solo" according to the credits.
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Lianne Marten
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11-06-2005 22:37
You're not the boss of me! :mad:
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Cristiano Midnight
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11-06-2005 22:39
From: Lianne Marten
You're not the boss of me! :mad:


Did you see the Burning Man episode of Malcolm in the Middle this season? Brilliant.
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Ulrika Zugzwang
Magnanimous in Victory
Join date: 10 Jun 2004
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11-06-2005 22:40
Have you ever stabbed a hobo on a dare?

~Ulrika~
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Nolan Nash
Frischer Frosch
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11-06-2005 22:41
From: Cristiano Midnight
Did you see the Burning Man episode of Malcolm in the Middle this season? Brilliant.

Yes, brilliant.

Speaking of MITM, why do I worship Dewey so?
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Cristiano Midnight
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11-06-2005 22:41
From: Nolan Nash
Yes, brilliant.

Speaking of MITM, why do I worship Dewey so?


Perhaps because he sold his soul to the devil to keep from aging?
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Cristiano Midnight
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11-06-2005 22:42
From: Ulrika Zugzwang
Have you ever stabbed a hobo on a dare?

~Ulrika~


Nope just for sport.
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Maeve Morgan
ZOMG Resmod!
Join date: 2 Apr 2004
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11-06-2005 23:13
What's the worst pic you have ever gotten on Snapzilla? and as a side note how do you feel about goofy redhaired fangirls? ;)
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Garnet Psaltery
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11-06-2005 23:26
I forgot my question. What was it?
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Magnum Serpentine
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11-06-2005 23:44
From: Cristiano Midnight
If the situation is bad enough to warrant you needing to get out of it, my advice would be sincerely to not be afraid to ask for help. People often will be too proud to ask for help while their lives collapse around them. Without knowing more about the situation, it seems that turning to friends or family to help you in a time of need is a good route to go.


Thank you Cristiano
Dark Korvin
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Join date: 13 Jun 2005
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11-07-2005 00:24
Where do Prim babies come from, and should we pretend with our friends that we are looking at their cute new baby, or should we smile and nod at our friends cute new doll that she soon will put in her closet(inventory)?
Cristiano Midnight
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11-07-2005 03:08
From: Garnet Psaltery
I forgot my question. What was it?


It was why does Lindsay Lohan have a record contract? The answer is a mystery.
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Cristiano Midnight
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11-07-2005 03:09
From: Maeve Morgan
What's the worst pic you have ever gotten on Snapzilla? and as a side note how do you feel about goofy redhaired fangirls? ;)


Hmm, I would say it was a picture of several hooded KKK members burning a cross. Definitely a low point. As far as goofy redhaired fangirls, I am completely in favor of them.
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Willow Zander
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11-07-2005 03:11
Why?
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Cristiano Midnight
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11-07-2005 03:13
From: Dark Korvin
Where do Prim babies come from, and should we pretend with our friends that we are looking at their cute new baby, or should we smile and nod at our friends cute new doll that she soon will put in her closet(inventory)?


Prim babies come from the use of sex balls without adequate protection. By adequate protection, I mean using the patented PoseCube system from Hiro Pendragon. Those ordinary blue and pink sex balls are just little time bombs waiting to happen. The proliferation of sex balls is how the membership numbers have grown so dramatically. That is why it is more important than ever that Hrio open source the beloved PoseCube, so that an entire market of contraceptives can finally flourish when not under the iron fist of a monopoly.

One thing I would definitely recommend while they are pregnant is to refer them to my Mavericks store where they can purchase the conveniently packaged Pregnancy Animation Overrider. Once they have the baby, I think it is only polite to nod and smile and pretend. People role play a variety of things, and depending on how seriously they take it, it may be a way for them to do something in their second lives that they have not or will not experience in their first lives.
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Cristiano Midnight
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11-07-2005 03:15
From: Willow Zander
Why?


Like Nolan, you are a deep thinker. In response to your question, I would simply pose the following answer (wrapped in a question): why not?
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Cristiano Midnight
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11-07-2005 03:19
As I was checking my email, I stumbled across a piece of spam that I think was particularly appropriate to Dark Korvin's important question:

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>>Practice makes perfect. >>I was almost in all evil in the midst of the congregation and assembly.. >>The longest rope has an end.
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