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Ingrid Ingersoll
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11-07-2005 09:12
Hay, I have a carpet too.
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11-07-2005 09:45
From: Enabran Templar
Why is Hugo Chavez such a douchebag?


OMG my aunt drove him around in brazil when he came to visit there.. ( she owns a transportation company)
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Cristiano Midnight
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11-07-2005 09:46
From: Ingrid Ingersoll
Hay, I have a carpet too.


Well that could also be the source of your rash.
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Cory Edo
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11-07-2005 09:49
Dear Cristiano,

Which is the worst of the seven deadly sins? Lust has always been my personal downfall, but greed and avarice are pretty bad ones too. Just wondering which one is the absolute no-no so I can skate by with the other ones.

Your friend,

Cory Edo
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Cristiano Midnight
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11-07-2005 10:13
From: Cory Edo
Dear Cristiano,

Which is the worst of the seven deadly sins? Lust has always been my personal downfall, but greed and avarice are pretty bad ones too. Just wondering which one is the absolute no-no so I can skate by with the other ones.

Your friend,

Cory Edo


Dear Glutton for Punishment,

I am rather a fan of lust and avarice myself. In fact I like to combine the two and have sex on a bed covered in money, a la Indecent Proposal. I think Envy is the worst of the sins - much better energy is spent focusing on ones own worth and talent than to covet and degrade those of another. If you can purge your life of envy, you will be a happier perosn. Sloth is pretty bad too (though I am sure the two and three toed sloths would beg to differ on that one). As I just said to you in IM while you were badgering me to answer, there is no rest for the wicked. So stop slacking off with Toast Bard and do something already.

Yours truly,
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The Madonna
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11-07-2005 10:37
My child,

Why do you make Baby Jesus cry? And would you like to be adopted by a family with real connections? *wink wink*

I say the above assuming you cut your hair and don't wear stinky Birkenstocks into the family room when I have company over.


Peace be with you,

Mary
Cristiano Midnight
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11-07-2005 10:42
From: The Madonna
My child,

Why do you make Baby Jesus cry? And would you like to be adopted by a family with real connections? *wink wink*

I say the above assuming you cut your hair and don't wear stinky Birkenstocks into the family room when I have company over.


Peace be with you,

Mary


I have short hair and I don't own birkenstocks. My family is already well connected. However, after reading the Da Vinci Code, it seems yours is filled with intrigue and a lot of puzzles. That sounds like fun, so what the hell. Can I keep Diaz as my last name? It's easy to spell (though people still fuck it up).
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Maeve Morgan
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11-07-2005 10:54
From: Cristiano Midnight
Hmm, I would say it was a picture of several hooded KKK members burning a cross. Definitely a low point. As far as goofy redhaired fangirls, I am completely in favor of them.



Ugh that is pretty bad... and Can I have your autograph? :D
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Cristiano Midnight
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11-07-2005 10:58
From: Maeve Morgan
Ugh that is pretty bad... and Can I have your autograph? :D


Absolutely. What do you want me to sign? :)
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Margaret Mfume
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11-07-2005 11:01
wtf?
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11-07-2005 11:04
From: Margaret Mfume
wtf?


I have always liked WTF as an exclamation of disbelief and confusion. I also really like "what in the gay hell?". I forget where I picked that one up from.
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Maeve Morgan
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11-07-2005 11:17
From: Cristiano Midnight
Absolutely. What do you want me to sign? :)


Well I have this pair of jeans Francis Chung signed... and the other pocket is blank :D
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Margaret Mfume
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11-07-2005 11:24
From: Cristiano Midnight
I have always liked WTF as an exclamation of disbelief and confusion. I also really like "what in the gay hell?". I forget where I picked that one up from.

Me, too; "wtf?" was the name of my first sand sculpture. As builds kept going up around me, I felt compelled to at least give my empty sandbox a profound name. It only brought in $2 lindens so I abandoned that plan and decided to pay tribute to Fats Domino and build his New Orleans home. I laboured overnight on Saturday to meet the Sunday deadline. After a rough Sunday morning, I logged on to find that I had been disqualified due to exceeding the prim limit, to which I said, "wtf?".

It did not end well.
http://www.sluniverse.com/pics/pic.aspx?id=38461&sort=PictureID+desc&Name=Margaret+Mfume&Search=fats+domino
Cristiano Midnight
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11-07-2005 11:30
From: Margaret Mfume
Me, too; "wtf?" was the name of my first sand sculpture. As builds kept going up around me, I felt compelled to at least give my empty sandbox a profound name. It only brought in $2 lindens so I abandoned that plan and decided to pay tribute to Fats Domino and build his New Orleans home. I laboured overnight on Saturday to meet the Sunday deadline. After a rough Sunday morning, I logged on to find that I had been disqualified due to exceeding the prim limit, to which I said, "wtf?".

It did not end well.
http://www.sluniverse.com/pics/pic.aspx?id=38461&sort=PictureID+desc&Name=Margaret+Mfume&Search=fats+domino


You know as a side note, the most gratifying thing for me about Snapzilla is that moments like the one shown in your picture are preserved for others to see. It's like a moment by moment visual history of SL. I never tire of looking at the pictures - you would think i would by now, but I don't. Sorry you were disqualified - it was a valiant attempt. One question. What happened to the D?
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Margaret Mfume
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11-07-2005 11:45
From: Cristiano Midnight
You know as a side note, the most gratifying thing for me about Snapzilla is that moments like the one shown in your picture are preserved for others to see. It's like a moment by moment visual history of SL. I never tire of looking at the pictures - you would think i would by now, but I don't. Sorry you were disqualified - it was a valiant attempt. One question. What happened to the D?

It is hiding. A victim of 1.7, it had disappeared from my view. My fellow protester, Frans Charming (isn't he just eat-em-up cute in Jonquille's Fats Domino Denim ensemble?), took a picture to prove to me that it was still there.

This issue really does concern me. FD's house was a duplex, after all. Expecting 2 families to share the 50 prims represents the type of thinking which leads to urban decay. If you agree, come to the Biloxi and join the protest. All contributors to my Hurrican/Disaster Relief donation box will receive a commemorative picket sign.
Eggy Lippmann
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11-07-2005 11:51
From: Cristiano Midnight
moments like the one shown in your picture are preserved for others to see. It's like a moment by moment visual history of SL.

OMG competition! :eek:
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11-07-2005 12:07
From: Eggy Lippmann
OMG competition! :eek:


Actually more complementary than anything. The History Wiki provides extensive documentation and context. That is not the purpose of Snapzilla - it is much more immediate. Together they both fulfill different aspects of capturing the history of SL.
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Trinity Serpentine
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11-07-2005 12:31
Why won't you love me!?!?!?!?!
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Cristiano Midnight
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11-07-2005 12:35
From: Trinity Serpentine
Why won't you love me!?!?!?!?!


Ah, but I do love you. However, Nala scares me though so I must do so from afar.
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Trinity Serpentine
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11-07-2005 12:37
Ay, que chistoso! *besitos, Anito*

Btw, Madame Maracas wants to know if Philip is going to be hiring Alan Greenspan now that he's available?
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Pendari Lorentz
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11-07-2005 12:37
Question for Cris,

Am I weird?
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Cristiano Midnight
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11-07-2005 12:38
From: Pendari Lorentz
Question for Cris,

Am I weird?


Yes
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Pendari Lorentz
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11-07-2005 12:39
From: Cristiano Midnight
Yes



:eek:

Next time say what you really feel. :p

GAH! pfpfpfpf
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11-07-2005 12:41
From: Pendari Lorentz
:eek:

Next time say what you really feel. :p

GAH! pfpfpfpf


I know, I really need to learn to not hold back. I just have trouble vocalizing my opinions.
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Trinity Serpentine
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11-07-2005 12:45
Excuse me, sir but your being remiss in your duty of answering Ms. Maracas' question.
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