I have seen a lot of women with a penis

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There is an old joke I remeber seeing in cartoon form. A little girl is playing in a park. A boy comes up on his shiny bicycle and says "Look what I have". The girl looks, points to her special place and says "Look what I have. With one of these, I can get as many as those as I want".

I have heard that joke before Brenda and it wasn't the bicycle that the boy was showing off.

Pep (But that would be even ruder)

Hey that's what the kid had when I met....I mean saw the cartoon.

if you had actually READ my post, you'd know it clearly specifies 'guys'.

If you had actually READ my post you might have understood the joke!

Pep (Anybody else need an explanation or is it obvious to anyone with half a brain?)

if you had actually paid attention and followed the thread in order, you'd know that i was responding to FD, not you. therefore, your joke has nothing to do with my joke. need further explanation? because is it obvious to anyone with half a brain.

The problem is that most of us have significantly more than half a brain

Personally, I have two whole brains, and I use them for different purposes.

you, my dear friend, have proven that you do not typically think with the wrong head. the one you use here in these forums actually has brains inside.

They both have whole brains inside, and I think with each of them quite frequently

you're confusing blood with brains.

So . . . you *still* don't understand the joke then?

Pep (I had half a mind to have a sex change - but it meant I was over-endowed)

No no. I *do* think with each brain at different times. They work independantly, although there are times when one dominates.

hello? i just explained. i wasn't even talking to you. you invaded someone else's conversation and tried to make it your own. pay attention.

you're beginning to scare me. if you have brains down there, then how do you mate? there's not enough room for brains AND blood. surely.

So . . . you *still* don't understand the joke then?

Pep (Sometimes if you repeat something enough it gets through)

oh, i understand you (the joke) perfectly.

and your diversion away from the fact that you were wrong is not going unnoticed, no matter how many times you try to change the subject.

you responded to my response to FD. you goofed. oh well. get over it. i was wrong once too. it'll be ok. i promise.

Success!

Pep (Next weekend we will move on to the use of the shift key)

NOT edited to account for late revisions . . .

REedited because it has become apparent that 3Ring has NOT understood the joke - giving up now; perhaps someone else can be bothered to explain it to her. I can't. Sometimes you have to recognise a completely lost cause.

again, fall back on a grammar correction comeback when you have nothing better to say. if it wasn't for that slight color tinting, you'd be completely transparent.

Perhaps the OP was thrown off when the person they were engaging with, pulled it out and it got them out of whack.







That is what happened to me in one of my sl adventures. I was on enjoying myself with this lady and she pulled out her penis. It threw my groove off a just a minute.

If he is a guy, I can only imagine what was running through his mind. LOL, is this a girl with a penis, or a guy in a girl's avie with a penis.

This thread reminds me of this Monty Python song:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zm9GVfke0YY

I have a brain in each head and each of them dominates at various times. It works perfectly.

now now, I like a little penis from time to time

well...maybe not a *little* penis

I know! I know! Size doesn't matter!

(yes it does )

That is okay. I am speaking of personal experience. I know this first hand.
The remarks come from when I met people, the subject comes up.
Most make certain assumptions. When I was younger I decided to try "Personals"
and in few social situations where the subject came lot of Men and Women I talked to or wrote me assuming I was MTF because I said I was transsexual those were the only one that they knew that existed.
Some of discussions if it wasn't so embarrassing it would have been hilarious now looking back.
It does seem like certain gender expressions around sexuality seem more dominate regardless where you go at least in my reality.
No one complains about naked Men with a vagina wondering around there sim in SL.
Wonder why? Think about it.
There is no such thing as threatening Vagina wearing avatars or human for reason in history. Society doesn't see that body part a threat but Penis well that is another story. LOL