I Like That Stallion Haystack

It's really a testament to your character when you need six alts to get around all the bans you're constantly spanked with. But, I'm not familiar with this "rescue" incident, perhaps you could elaborate a bit (this ought to be good...)

Cody (maybe it's YOUR preconceptions of kids that need to change)

It is apparently *your* preconceptions that need to change, since as far as I know, none of my alts are banned from anywhere. Good Lord, I even got married at the Cartel Hangout recently!

If you want to be reminded about the "rescue" incident then ask Brenda; she was laughing at your ignorance at the time, and you even gave me an unwanted trophy in acknowledgement of being pwned.

I don't need preconceptions of kids, by the way; that assumes a lack of experience. In fact, you *do* remind me of my 13 year old son, who whinges and whines and employs double standards and inconsistent arguments. I blame his mother.

Pep (Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery)

Did you really just write "pwned?" Is that in the OED?

I'm sorry my use of the words "british cheese" offended your delicate psyche. I have no need to flaunt my education or use the Queen's English to belittle others. You are doing a fine job of that yourself.

addendum: I have no clue as to whom those two are you speak of, but if you are the preferred type around here, i will gladly add them to my friend list in-world.

in short, f*** off you pretentious boob.

Moesha(really prefers a mild Camembert)

That should be "nor", which is delightfully and unintentionally ironic.

Pep (Another fiver I have won for emulation of my style)

I use the Urban Dictionary when talking down to kids.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=pwned

Pep (Neologisms welcomed as long as they augment comprehension)

When one has to invent events and facts to bolster his worldview, like you are doing above, it's a good indication that worldview is wrong.

Cody (Limitation is the severest form of Pserendipity)

I don't need to invent things, nor do I need to attempt to revise history.

If your memory is becoming selective (a trait well known in pre-pubescents) or defective (perhaps as a consequence of your brain's inability to differentiate between childlike and adult beaviour) then I will remind you.

During a "battle of alts" on the undying thread you ran away from one of mine and hid behind Pep for protection; Brenda saw through it but you didn't and posted "???" (your shortest and most coherent post ever) after which you awarded me a trophy and (now is the best bit) slunk away from the undying thread for some time, presumably in embarrassment.

Pep (Are you annoyed you didn't get an invite to the wedding?)

Wow, you really are full of yourself aren't you? Please tell me where you hang out as those are the places i wish to avoid.

Moesha(just added her first jackass to her ignore list)

These forums.

Pep (For starters)

LOL. Come now - everyone really needs a tougher skin to wander forums. Never let anyone's rough statements drop you to the level of calling them names or telling people to "f*** off".

I'm sorry, not a regular forum type, but i know rude when i see it. I don't find bolstering ones ego at the expense of others amusing in the slightest.

The best way to handle forum folks that rub you wrong is to simply ignore them or figure out how to come back with a witty response - it comes with practice.

BTW - welcome to the Forums.

With a skin that thin you had better get the Vallium prescription in now, dear.

Pep (You can only be made to feel inferior if you *are* inferior)

Which is what I did. And for the record, I was insulted twice by him before responding the way i did.

Damn! I must have missed the "witty" bit of the response . . .

Pep (Perhaps it got lost in translation)

Normally I'd agree with you, but Pep deserves special treatment. Which is to say, less effort.

Are you referring to this instance?

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If you are, perhaps you could go back a couple of pages and find any instance of Brenda posting, or my "running to Pep" (that's a very interesting bit of fiction). The trophy was indeed given to your alt, but if you think that was any kind of concession or acquiescence, then you're clearly unfamiliar with the origin of that particular image...

...but since you like it so much, you may have another one:



Enjoy your winnings!

Cody [That fellow's over something, but it's not "the road"...]

You got something right actually - it was Mo not Brenda.

Pep (Doesn't it feel much better now you're out of denial?)

Dakota, Pep is trolling you. Don't give him the satisfaction.

ROFLMAO

Pep ("Don't do as I do, do as I say!"

Well, in many cases you are correct. Though I still try to reserve dropping to a level of calling names or saying 'f*** off' to the real assholes of the world -- like politicians and lawyers.

Just because I HATE him doesn't mean I have to deprive him from his right to the pursuit of happiness - it's part of the Declaration of Independence.

Meanwhile, I like being able to snipe at him with impunity.

Not only was it "Mo not Brenda", but it was also not anybody running to Pep, nor was anybody flattering you with The Trophy.

Cody (If reality is truly what we make it, Pep is definitely living in his own)

HATE? LOL Get a perspective kid. What "reality" are *you* inhabiting that you get so wound up by being reminded of something you would rather forget.

Pep (I deleted the relevant posts of mine a long time ago, out of misplaced compassion)