Okay, you know how pickles look squashed in a jar? Those teeny tiny ones? Okay, now take a look at a guy's cheeks. Need I say more?
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Malia Writer
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11-06-2009 11:06
/me wonders which cheeks Jig is slapping... _____________________
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spinster Voom
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11-06-2009 11:10
Okay, you know how pickles look squashed in a jar? yes ... Those teeny tiny ones? ... yes ... Okay, now take a look at a guy's cheeks. ... nope, still not getting it ... do you mean like this? ...  _____________________
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Shambolic Walkenberg
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11-06-2009 11:12
Slightly OT for SL but curious...what is it about guys wanting to slap your ass during the act in RL?? *Someone hurry up and answer before the lock  I've often been moaned at for *not* engaging in a little slapping. I can't say it's my thing, at all (a hang up maybe due to bad experiences I guess), but it seems plenty of women not only don't mind but actively encourage it. Suggestions they can always go elsewhere to play slappee with my blessing have met mixed reactions... |
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Jig Chippewa
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11-06-2009 11:13
/me wonders which cheeks Jig is slapping... Oh God, yes, you're right. It makes you wonder. I have a question about bum cheeks while we are on the topic. Why do men's bums have spots on them when women don't? At least , I don't, so I assume all women have similar ones. But take a butchers at a bloke's bum and you'll see raised bumps and splodges. A real Jackson Pollock if you ask me. _____________________
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Jig Chippewa
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11-06-2009 11:15
yes ... ... yes ... ... nope, still not getting it ... do you mean like this? ... No. You know when you see a actual jar, all packed tightly. Those teeny ones. Maile Musrad make them liek that. That's teh look - liek little sqiggly thingies. Cute in a kinda green way - now you get it? _____________________
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spinster Voom
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11-06-2009 11:24
No. You know when you see a actual jar, all packed tightly. Those teeny ones. Maile Musrad make them liek that. That's teh look - liek little sqiggly thingies. Cute in a kinda green way - now you get it? No, seriously, I cannot form a mental image of what you mean at all! Does anybody else get what this barmy woman is on about? I even went and rummaged through my cupboards to look at a jar of pickles to see if that helped (it didn't - all I have is piccalilli which looks like yellow sick). _____________________
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Argent Stonecutter
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11-06-2009 11:30
This is why I'm afraid to try to figure out what Jig's on about sometimes.
Not that I don't absolutely enjoy being bemused, befuddled, and occasionally bewitched by her, but it doesn't always do you any good to try and extract all the meat from the bone. _____________________
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Treasure Ballinger
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11-06-2009 11:43
No, seriously, I cannot form a mental image of what you mean at all! Does anybody else get what this barmy woman is on about? I even went and rummaged through my cupboards to look at a jar of pickles to see if that helped (it didn't - all I have is piccalilli which looks like yellow sick). I know what she's on about, but I'd need an alt to discuss it. /me tries desperately to straighten out crooked, rusty, dirty, smashed up halo.........she, or someone, will enlighten soon, I have NO doubt, unless of course, the lock comes first....... Oh, and, do put away the picalilly........... |
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Elric Anatine
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11-06-2009 14:58
I wouldn't say that all men do that. I would hazard a guess that it's a fetish like anything else.
It's there... it's alluring... and... presto. The same can be said for earlobe nibbling and nape of the neck nibbling or any other "ohhh, that's nice, it makes me want to..." _____________________
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Melita Magic
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11-06-2009 16:31
*diligently scrubbing brain after being unable to miss the mid portion of this thread*
PURELY HYPOTHETICAL I would GUESS any form of striking would be to release endorphins since pain is followed usually by a rush of those. I can't think of another reason since women aren't horses. |
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Argent Stonecutter
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11-06-2009 16:48
Nobody's gonna admit googling for MRI porn.
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Esquievel Easterwood
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11-06-2009 17:25
Nobody's gonna admit googling for MRI porn. |
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Alvaro Zapatero
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11-06-2009 17:40
Answer: they've seen it in porn movies and think this is "how it's done." Isablan is the smartest girl in class. Jig, the dirtiest. _____________________
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Ceka Cianci
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11-06-2009 18:12
Slightly OT for SL but curious...what is it about guys wanting to slap your ass during the act in RL?? *Someone hurry up and answer before the lock i didn't mind the butt slapping and the whole lets see how far apart these cheeks can go before the flesh tears..i didn't mind the pinches and flicks and biting to other things.. i didn't even mind the time he wanted to hang me from this contraption that he made that hooks to the door trim..all that stuff was fun and made things exciting.. but the day he thought he could give me a little slap on the face is the day i kicked him so square in the nanaa's .. you could hear our unborn children saying..  oh god that had to hurt..some things are off limits  _____________________
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11-06-2009 18:17
I've never had this urge myself, though maybe I need to engage in drunken sex more often. I have given the odd playful slap whilst flirting at times. You obviously have a cute bum, be happy there's probably other women who don't recieve one inless it's some sort of cowboy fetish
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Ceka Cianci
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11-06-2009 18:21
I've never had this urge myself, though maybe I need to engage in drunken sex more often. I have given the odd playful slap whilst flirting at times. You obviously have a cute bum, be happy there's probably other women who don't recieve one inless it's some sort of cowboy fetish LOL @cowboy fetish LOL _____________________
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Alvaro Zapatero
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11-06-2009 18:46
i didn't mind the butt slapping and the whole lets see how far apart these cheeks can go before the flesh tears.. Ah, love. _____________________
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Jig Chippewa
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11-06-2009 20:43
I am still wondering why men have spotty bottoms.
Anybody? I asked a friend in real and she said maybe it's because they sit down on buses. But that doesn't really make any sense, coz they also ride bicycles. _____________________
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Brenda Connolly
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11-06-2009 20:50
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Dagmar Heideman
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11-06-2009 20:54
I am still wondering why men have spotty bottoms. |
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Alvaro Zapatero
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11-06-2009 21:27
I am still wondering why men have spotty bottoms. WTF is a spotty bottom? Gherkin faces... spotty bottoms... the interesting anatomical world of Jig Chippewa. _____________________
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Ephraim Kappler
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11-06-2009 23:04
Nobody's gonna admit googling for MRI porn. I had a quick scan but no luck. Found some interesting scenarios with a metal detector though. i didn't mind the butt slapping and the whole lets see how far apart these cheeks can go before the flesh tears ... Ephraim Kappler roars laughing. Ohhh, Betty. |
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Jig Chippewa
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11-07-2009 02:44
drunken sex Is there another kind? _____________________
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Tiffy Vella
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11-07-2009 02:44
I want those shoes. But am laughing at the hairbrush-as-sex-aid thing. _____________________
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Jig Chippewa
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11-07-2009 02:45
But am laughing at the hairbrush-as-sex-aid thing. Ummm ... errr ... _____________________
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