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sable Valentine
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11-06-2009 07:47
What is a "jet intake"?
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Scylla Rhiadra
Gentle is Human
Join date: 11 Oct 2008
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11-06-2009 07:48
I should warn all of you not to get too carried away with the arousal. I once tried to help a guy really get aroused in my swimming pool. Anyway, I showed him to "jet intake" and he loved it. Unfortunately it was way too strong and after a few minutes we both noticed it was kinda bending his whatsit. Anyway, after about ten minutes he was very limp and we dashed up to the doctor. The poor guy was all moany and worried I'd castarted him and was threatening all type of consequences. The doc just grabbed him and gave him a whopping dose of B12 (or B14 - I forget which) Anyway, it was a B - and that night he was right as rain. But he slept on the sofa. That is an absolutely true Jig History. ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!  _____________________
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Jig Chippewa
Fine Young Cannibal
Join date: 30 Oct 2006
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11-06-2009 07:49
What is a "jet intake"? Oh sorry! I meant hat thingie you have that forces water INTO the pool. There's usually about six of them and they can be strong enough to swim against. _____________________
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Jig Chippewa
Fine Young Cannibal
Join date: 30 Oct 2006
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11-06-2009 07:53
ROFLMAO!!!!!!!! That is absolutely a true story. Even worse was explaining to the doc what I had done to my bf. He asked how many times we'd done it tt day and I said three times and he looked at my bf and said "no wonder you're limp - I should be so lucky" But I got a lecture about safe practises. I felt liek I was in a Headmaster's study. My bf was all snotty. They kinda ganged up against me with "tut tut"s. I was admonished considerablly. And I had to pay for his injection! _____________________
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Scylla Rhiadra
Gentle is Human
Join date: 11 Oct 2008
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11-06-2009 07:58
That is absolutely a true story. Even worse was explaining to the doc what I had done to my bf. He asked how many times we'd done it tt day and I said three times and he looked at my bf and said "no wonder you're limp - I should be so lucky" But I got a lecture about safe practises. I felt liek I was in a Headmaster's study. My bf was all snotty. They kinda ganged up against me with "tut tut"s. I was admonished considerablly. And I had to pay for his injection! I'm having a hard time visualizing this. I mean, I know about the water jets . . . they can be sort of fun, in that way. But how could it have "bent" his what's-it???? How in god's name were you USING it????  _____________________
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Jig Chippewa
Fine Young Cannibal
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11-06-2009 08:02
I'm having a hard time visualizing this. I mean, I know about the water jets . . . they can be sort of fun, in that way. But how could it have "bent" his what's-it???? How in god's name were you USING it???? He was naked. He was aroused. I floated ovr and suggested he played with himself and I helped him. So he rested his elbows on thecurbing and let this jet whoosh over his whatsit. He liked it so much and what I was doing he got attached to it. Not attached exactly but really enjoyed it. That's when we noticed it had made him go askew. I think I musta strained his muscle and his copulator or whatever its called. _____________________
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Scylla Rhiadra
Gentle is Human
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11-06-2009 08:04
He was naked. He was aroused. I floated ovr and suggested he played with himself and I helped him. So he rested his elbows on thecurbing and let this jet whoosh over his whatsit. He liked it so much and what I was doing he got attached to it. Not attached exactly but really enjoyed it. That's when we noticed it had made him go askew. I think I musta strained his muscle and his copulator or whatever its called. Jiggy, you are in FINE form this morning . . .  (But surely it doesn't, or can't, "bend" when it's . . . um, not flaccid? Wouldn't it pop like one of those sausage balloons?  )_____________________
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spinster Voom
Registered User
Join date: 14 Jun 2007
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11-06-2009 08:06
... (and it might also feel degrading to them, or even hurting) You say that like it's a bad thing  A sound and thorough spanking is one of my favourite things in RL. I have no idea why. _____________________
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Argent Stonecutter
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11-06-2009 08:06
(But surely it doesn't, or can't, "bend" when it's . . . um, not flaccid? Wouldn't it pop like one of those sausage balloons? )_____________________
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Jig Chippewa
Fine Young Cannibal
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11-06-2009 08:07
Jiggy, you are in FINE form this morning . . . (But surely it doesn't, or can't, "bend" when it's . . . um, not flaccid? Wouldn't it pop like one of those sausage balloons? )Nope, it didnt pop. It went kinda like a snapped desk lamp. That's teh best way I can describe it. Down at its base. I well remember telling him to let me have a good look but he was "keep away from me!!!" and really really scared. Anyway, I a calmed him down and flicked it a few times but I could tell it was no go. I actually tried to arouse him again. The doc said it was tarumatized but it wasnt a dead loss. _____________________
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Kylie Jaxxon
aka Ashe1 Writer
Join date: 21 Nov 2007
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11-06-2009 08:16
Tapping workss. But get yourself over a man's knees and kinda wiggle and that's when he gets snaffy. I should warn all of you not to get too carried away with the arousal. I once tried to help a guy really get aroused in my swimming pool. Anyway, I showed him to "jet intake" and he loved it. Unfortunately it was way too strong and after a few minutes we both noticed it was kinda bending his whatsit. Anyway, after about ten minutes he was very limp and we dashed up to the doctor. The poor guy was all moany and worried I'd castarted him and was threatening all type of consequences. The doc just grabbed him and gave him a whopping dose of B12 (or B14 - I forget which) Anyway, it was a B - and that night he was right as rain. But he slept on the sofa. That is an absolutely true Jig History. ROFL....OMG....What is "jet intake?" ETA - nm, you answered it!!! Thanks for the laugh....  _____________________
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LittleMe Jewell
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Join date: 8 Oct 2007
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11-06-2009 08:20
I am completely speechless
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Pussycat Catnap
Sex Kitten
Join date: 15 Jun 2009
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11-06-2009 08:22
Slightly OT for SL but curious...what is it about guys wanting to slap your ass during the act in RL?? Who are you screwing and what are they on? _____________________
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Ephraim Kappler
Reprobate
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11-06-2009 08:34
Hasn't this thread been locked yet?
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Jig Chippewa
Fine Young Cannibal
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11-06-2009 08:51
Hasn't this thread been locked yet? It's being arm-wrestled at the moment. _____________________
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Eli Schlegal
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11-06-2009 08:59
I'm nominating this for Thread Of The Year.
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Jig Chippewa
Fine Young Cannibal
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11-06-2009 09:02
I'm nominating this for Thread Of The Year. Ass slapping rocks! I can give you many tips about slapping bums. But I dont think its allowed here. Men love it done to them too. _____________________
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spinster Voom
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Join date: 14 Jun 2007
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11-06-2009 09:07
I can give you many tips about slapping bums. But I dont think its allowed here. Men love it done to them too. Not all of them. Probably polite to ask first _____________________
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Jig Chippewa
Fine Young Cannibal
Join date: 30 Oct 2006
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11-06-2009 09:11
Not all of them. Probably polite to ask first I urge them on with a few claps on the bum. They get jar-of-pickles looks on their faces. _____________________
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spinster Voom
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11-06-2009 09:19
I urge them on with a few claps on the bum. They get jar-of-pickles looks on their faces. Jar-of-pickles looks Actually, when I think of it, my bloke appreciates a bit of a bum-slap at the right moment, but I'm not allowed to tell him he likes it _____________________
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Michael Kasei
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11-06-2009 09:44
Best thread evar.
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Jig Chippewa
Fine Young Cannibal
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11-06-2009 09:58
Jar-of-pickles looks Actually, when I think of it, my bloke appreciates a bit of a bum-slap at the right moment, but I'm not allowed to tell him he likes it You know those cornichon pickles - tiny cukes? Take a look at a bloke's cheeks when they whaling away. Pickles. Definitely a jar of pickles. I also keep the light on when its time. _____________________
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spinster Voom
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11-06-2009 10:47
You know those cornichon pickles - tiny cukes? yes ... Take a look at a bloke's cheeks when they whaling away. ... um ... nope ... How many pickles? Which way up? Is there another foodstuff that could explain things better? _____________________
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Chris Norse
Loud Arrogant Redneck
Join date: 1 Oct 2006
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11-06-2009 10:52
lol, first time in a long time I am happy today Pictures please, or video _____________________
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Jig Chippewa
Fine Young Cannibal
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11-06-2009 10:56
yes ... ... um ... nope ... How many pickles? Which way up? Is there another foodstuff that could explain things better? Okay, you know how pickles look squashed in a jar? Those teeny tiny ones? Okay, now take a look at a guy's cheeks. Need I say more? _____________________
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