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Maureen Boccaccio
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09-29-2009 10:42
From: Jerboa Haystack
How did Moses part the Red Sea?














a sea saw.
/me flees!



oy!!!

Nine year old Joey, was asked by his mother what he had learned in Sunday school.
"Well, Mom, our teacher told us how God sent Moses behind enemy lines on a rescue mission to lead the Israelites out of Egypt. When he got to the Red Sea, he had his engineers build a pontoon bridge and all the people walked across safely. Then he used his walkie-talkie to radio headquarters for reinforcements. They sent bombers to blow up the bridge and all the Israelites were saved."

"Now, Joey, is that really what your teacher taught you?" His mother asked.
"Well, no, Mom. But if I told it the way the teacher did, you'd never believe it!"
Maureen Boccaccio
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09-29-2009 10:43
From: Nika Talaj
Here, Mo, here's something from an art exhibit quite early in my SL time. For lovers to remember when they teleport each other ...




/me smiles

Thank you. :)
Maureen Boccaccio
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09-29-2009 10:44
From: Jerboa Haystack
A football coach walked into the locker room before a game, looked over to his star player and said, "I'm not supposed to let you play since you failed math, but we need you in there. So, what I have to do is ask you a math question, and if you get it right, you can play."

The player agreed, and the coach looked into his eyes intently and asks, "Okay, now concentrate hard and tell me the answer to this. What is two plus two?"

The player thought for a moment and then he answered, "4?"

"Did you say 4?" the coach exclaimed, excited that he got it right.

At that, all the other players on the team began screaming, "Come on coach, give him another chance!"



:D

thank you. :)
Maureen Boccaccio
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09-29-2009 10:49
From: Brenda Connolly
Speaking of football, never go to an away game wearing your team's colors:





Hah!

That seems a bit of an extreme reaction, but...football fans can be...seriously enthusiastic.

That reminds me of when I went to the Army-Navy game when I was a senior in high school.

We'd taken the train from DC right to the game in Philadelphia...but I was with a huuuuge Army contingent. (I'm from a Navy family)

So, here I am, sitting in the Army fans section...wearing my Navy blue and gold.

Navy won. :D

I barely made it out alive to get back to the train to DC. :p
Malia Writer
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09-29-2009 10:49
A couple of funnies for Mo.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NW5agkwJ53w
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MVJNiG7_op0
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Maureen Boccaccio
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09-29-2009 10:50
From: Chris Norse
Ok, instead of asking for nude photos today, I will post this link.

http://www.holytaco.com/25-awesome-dirty-car-window-art


But if any females want to send me nude photos, it is still acceptable.


geez, those were amazing.

Who lets their car get that dirty????
Malia Writer
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09-29-2009 10:51
Blond Handywoman

A blond, wanting to earn some extra money, decided to hire herself out as a "handywoman" and started canvassing the neighborhoods. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any odd jobs for her to do.

"Well, I guess I could use somebody to paint my porch," he said. "How much will you charge me?"

The blond quickly responded, "How about $50?"

The man agreed and told her that the paint and everything she would need was in the garage. The man's wife, hearing the conversation, said to her husband, "Does she realize that our porch goes all the way around the house?"

He responded, "That's a bit cynical, isn't it?"

The wife replied, "You're right. I guess I'm starting to believe all those dumb blond jokes we've been getting by e-mail lately."

A short time later, the blond handywoman came to the door to collect her money.

"You finished already?" the husband asked.

"Yes," the blond replied, "and I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats - no extra charge."

Impressed, the man reached into his pocket for the $50 and handed it to her.

"And by the way," the blond added, "it's not a Porch -- it's a Lexus."
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Maureen Boccaccio
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09-29-2009 10:51
From: Kalor Rayner
Gah! I hate migraines! Put me out all of Sunday evening all through Monday night. Could barely get any sleep Sunday night as a result.



*turns the lights down low, and shushes everyone to keep the noise down*

*brings you some herbal tea*
Kylie Jaxxon
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09-29-2009 10:53
From: Kalor Rayner
Gah! I hate migraines! Put me out all of Sunday evening all through Monday night. Could barely get any sleep Sunday night as a result.


:eek: Yea, I hate those things. Have you asked your doc about Imitrex?
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09-29-2009 10:58
From: Kylie Jaxxon
:eek: Yea, I hate those things. Have you asked your doc about Imitrex?


Like this?
Maureen Boccaccio
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09-29-2009 11:00
From: Malia Writer
A couple of funnies for Mo.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NW5agkwJ53w
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MVJNiG7_op0



LOL!!!

that lifeguard was something.

and that driver got what he deserved from the old lady. :D


Thanks, Malia. :)
Maureen Boccaccio
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09-29-2009 11:02
From: Malia Writer
"it's not a Porch -- it's a Lexus."


OMG!!! I did NOT see that coming.

Thank you. :)
Joshooah Lovenkraft
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09-29-2009 11:03
I answered this in another thread but thought you peeps might like it:

Here's a very well organized, updated daily, listing of free or cheap skins available as freebies, MM boards or lucky chairs:

Women: http://kirikonishi.blog88.fc2.com/?tag=Female
Men: http://kirikonishi.blog88.fc2.com/?tag=Male
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Maureen Boccaccio
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09-29-2009 11:03
From: Eli Schlegal
Like this?





hehe...thanks, Eli :)
Maureen Boccaccio
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09-29-2009 11:05
From: Joshooah Lovenkraft
I answered this in another thread but thought you peeps might like it:

Here's a very well organized, updated daily, listing of free or cheap skins available as freebies, MM boards or lucky chairs:

Women: http://kirikonishi.blog88.fc2.com/?tag=Female
Men: http://kirikonishi.blog88.fc2.com/?tag=Male



Nifty! Thanks, Josh! :)
Kalor Rayner
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09-29-2009 11:05
From: Kylie Jaxxon
:eek: Yea, I hate those things. Have you asked your doc about Imitrex?

Fortunately, it is very rare that I get migraines, so no, I haven't spoken to him about it. I think mine got out of control because, when the headache started, I was away from home and wasn't able to get any medication for another four hours. By then, it was a full blown migraine, and the Aleve didn't help much. Of course, I need to get back on my anti-seizure medication as well. I have a mild seizure disorder, and the medication I take for it is also a migraine medication.
Joshooah Lovenkraft
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09-29-2009 11:08
From: Maureen Boccaccio
Nifty! Thanks, Josh! :)


YW! It's freakishly well organized.
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Kaimi Kyomoon
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09-29-2009 11:24
From: Marianne McCann
What Second Life is all about, or at least one of its best things:



This was shot at my BL camp, from under the trampoline (yay for SpaceNavigator!), of a pretty wild bunch a-jumpin'. Serious fun, I tell ya!
OMG! Mari! you were attacked by Daleks!!!! I hope The Doctor came to save you.
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09-29-2009 11:26
From: Kaimi Kyomoon
OMG! Mari! you were attacked by Daleks!!!! I hope The Doctor came to save you.


Who? :confused:
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09-29-2009 11:27
From: Maureen Boccaccio
OMG!!! I did NOT see that coming.

Thank you. :)


You missed the boat again, Mo.
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Maureen Boccaccio
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09-29-2009 11:32
not again!!! *stands, forlornly, at the dock, watching the boat sail off into the sunset...*
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09-29-2009 11:42
From: Maureen Boccaccio
geez, those were amazing.

Who lets their car get that dirty????
One day of off-roading in the foothills and mountains can leave that much dirt on your car.
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09-29-2009 11:43
From: Malia Writer
Blond Handywoman

A blond, wanting to earn some extra money, decided to hire herself out as a "handywoman" and started canvassing the neighborhoods. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any odd jobs for her to do.

"Well, I guess I could use somebody to paint my porch," he said. "How much will you charge me?"

The blond quickly responded, "How about $50?"

The man agreed and told her that the paint and everything she would need was in the garage. The man's wife, hearing the conversation, said to her husband, "Does she realize that our porch goes all the way around the house?"

He responded, "That's a bit cynical, isn't it?"

The wife replied, "You're right. I guess I'm starting to believe all those dumb blond jokes we've been getting by e-mail lately."

A short time later, the blond handywoman came to the door to collect her money.

"You finished already?" the husband asked.

"Yes," the blond replied, "and I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats - no extra charge."

Impressed, the man reached into his pocket for the $50 and handed it to her.

"And by the way," the blond added, "it's not a Porch -- it's a Lexus."

/me hoooowwwwwwwlllllllllzzzzzzzzz
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09-29-2009 11:46
From: Maureen Boccaccio
not again!!! *stands, forlornly, at the dock, watching the boat sail off into the sunset...*


I'll send the Captain's launch back for you.
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09-29-2009 12:02
Me too!