ahem.
I believe I requested pix and jokes. Not riddles.
All these meany meanster riddles are making my head hurt more.
/me goes to take a nap
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Maureen Boccaccio
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09-29-2009 08:21
ahem. I believe I requested pix and jokes. Not riddles. All these meany meanster riddles are making my head hurt more. /me goes to take a nap |
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Maureen Boccaccio
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09-29-2009 08:22
OK, Rhonda!! Now that's what I'm talking about! *smiles*
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Jerboa Haystack
TGTKFMA
Join date: 23 Sep 2008
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09-29-2009 08:24
Kids on the Bible: Answers from a Catholic school quiz.
* In the first book of the bible, Guinessis, God got tired of creating the world, so he took the Sabbath off. * Adam and Eve were created from an apple tree. Noah's wife was called Joan of Ark. Noah built an ark, which the animals come on to in pears. * Lot's wife was a pillar of salt by day, but a ball of fire by night. * The Jews were a proud people and throughout history they had trouble with the unsympathetic Genitals. * Samson was a strongman who let himself be led astray by a Jezebel like Delilah. * Moses led the hebrews to the Red Sea, where they made unleavened bread which is bread without any ingredients. * The Egyptians were all drowned in the dessert. Afterwards, Moses went up on Mount Cyanide to get the ten ammendments. * The seventh commandment is thou shalt not admit adultery. * Moses died before he ever reached Canada. Then Joshua led the hebrews in the battle of Geritol. * The greatest miracle in the Bible is when Joshua told his son to stand still and he obeyed him. * David was a hebrew king skilled at playing the liar. he fought with the Finklesteins, a race of people who lived in Biblical times. * Solomon, one of David's sons, had 300 wives and 700 porcupines. * When Mary heard that she was the mother of Jesus, she sang the Magna Carta. * When the three wise guys from the east side arrived, they found Jesus in the manager. * Jesus was born because Mary had an immaculate contraption. * Jesus enunciated the Golden Rule, which says to do one to others before they do one to you. He also explained, "a man doth not live by sweat alone." * It was a miracle when Jesus rose from the dead and managed to get the tombstone off the entrance. * The people who followed the lord were called the 12 decibels. The epistles were the wives of the apostles. * One of the oppossums was St. Matthew who was also a taximan. * St. Paul cavorted to Christianity. He preached holy acrimony, which is another name for marriage. (And one specially for Mr. Pep  )* Christians have only one spouse. This is called monotony. _____________________
Well between your fingers and that magical device, you work wonders. TOTD: "Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so." - Douglas Adams |
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Pserendipity Daniels
Assume sarcasm as default
Join date: 21 Dec 2006
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09-29-2009 08:25
I do not have any new pictures. Have I posted this one of Lexxi on the coffeetable? And I can give you a couple of crappy pictures of me.] Pep (“There is nothing so agonizing to the fine skin of vanity as the application of a rough truth” - Edward Bulwer-Lytton) _____________________
Hypocrite lecteur, — mon semblable, — mon frère!
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Brenda Connolly
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09-29-2009 08:26
There is no such thing as a crappy pic of Rhonda.
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Pserendipity Daniels
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09-29-2009 08:29
(And one specially for Mr. Pep )* Christians have only one spouse. This is called monotony. Pep (You get a life sentence with one; with the other one, good behaviour gets you an early release.) _____________________
Hypocrite lecteur, — mon semblable, — mon frère!
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LittleMe Jewell
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Join date: 8 Oct 2007
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09-29-2009 08:29
I require entertaining. pxplskthxbai or jokes...jokes are good too Four Worms and a lesson to be learned A minister decided that a visual demonstration would add emphasis to his Sunday sermon. Four worms were placed into four separate jars. The first worm was put into a container of alcohol. The second worm was put into a container of cigarette smoke. The third worm was put into a container of chocolate syrup. The fourth worm was put into a container of good clean soil. At the conclusion of the sermon, the Minister reported the following results: The first worm in alcohol - Dead. The second worm in cigarette smoke - Dead Third worm in chocolate syrup - Dead Fourth worm in good clean soil - Alive. So the Minister asked the congregation - What did you learn from this demonstration? Maxine was sitting in the back, quickly raised her hand and said, 'As long as you drink, smoke and eat chocolate, you won't have worms!' That pretty much ended the service. _____________________
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Jerboa Haystack
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Join date: 23 Sep 2008
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09-29-2009 08:32
How did Moses part the Red Sea?
a sea saw. /me flees! _____________________
Well between your fingers and that magical device, you work wonders. TOTD: "Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so." - Douglas Adams |
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LittleMe Jewell
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09-29-2009 08:35
< funny funny jokes about men > < funny funny jokes about women > _____________________
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-Lil Why do you sit there looking like an envelope without any address on it? ~Mark Twain~ Optimism is denial, so face the facts and move on. ♥♥♥ Lil's Yard Sale / Inventory Cleanout: http://slurl.com/secondlife/Triggerfish/52/27/22 . http://www.flickr.com/photos/littleme_jewell |
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Seven Okelli
last days of pompeii
Join date: 4 Dec 2008
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09-29-2009 08:39
Pep (“There is nothing so agonizing to the fine skin of vanity as the application of a rough truth” - Edward Bulwer-Lytton) Please don't start with this stuff again. I thought that whatever grievance you were trying to air was over. |
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Pserendipity Daniels
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09-29-2009 08:40
Please don't start with this stuff again. I thought that whatever grievance you were trying to air was over. Pep ( . . . so how can it be over?) _____________________
Hypocrite lecteur, — mon semblable, — mon frère!
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Kylie Jaxxon
aka Ashe1 Writer
Join date: 21 Nov 2007
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09-29-2009 08:43
Which is why I haven't mentioned it. Pep (Some of us have integrity.  )TY _____________________
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Pserendipity Daniels
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09-29-2009 08:47
Which is why I haven't mentioned it. Pep (Some of us have integrity. )TY Pep (Even if you forgot you weren't supposed to quote me and deleted it quickly) _____________________
Hypocrite lecteur, — mon semblable, — mon frère!
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Nika Talaj
now you see her ...
Join date: 2 Jan 2007
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09-29-2009 08:51
Here, Mo, here's something from an art exhibit quite early in my SL time. For lovers to remember when they teleport each other ...
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Jerboa Haystack
TGTKFMA
Join date: 23 Sep 2008
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09-29-2009 08:52
A football coach walked into the locker room before a game, looked over to his star player and said, "I'm not supposed to let you play since you failed math, but we need you in there. So, what I have to do is ask you a math question, and if you get it right, you can play."
The player agreed, and the coach looked into his eyes intently and asks, "Okay, now concentrate hard and tell me the answer to this. What is two plus two?" The player thought for a moment and then he answered, "4?" "Did you say 4?" the coach exclaimed, excited that he got it right. At that, all the other players on the team began screaming, "Come on coach, give him another chance!" _____________________
Well between your fingers and that magical device, you work wonders. TOTD: "Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so." - Douglas Adams |
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Kylie Jaxxon
aka Ashe1 Writer
Join date: 21 Nov 2007
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09-29-2009 08:55
HaHa, you caught me.
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Brenda Connolly
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09-29-2009 08:56
Speaking of football, never go to an away game wearing your team's colors:
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Kylie Jaxxon
aka Ashe1 Writer
Join date: 21 Nov 2007
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09-29-2009 08:57
A football coach walked into the locker room before a game, looked over to his star player and said, "I'm not supposed to let you play since you failed math, but we need you in there. So, what I have to do is ask you a math question, and if you get it right, you can play." The player agreed, and the coach looked into his eyes intently and asks, "Okay, now concentrate hard and tell me the answer to this. What is two plus two?" The player thought for a moment and then he answered, "4?" "Did you say 4?" the coach exclaimed, excited that he got it right. At that, all the other players on the team began screaming, "Come on coach, give him another chance!" lmao...that is a good one. Thanks, will pass it on _____________________
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Rhonda Huntress
Kitteh Herder
Join date: 21 Dec 2008
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09-29-2009 09:21
Please don't start with this stuff again. I thought that whatever grievance you were trying to air was over. Well, I'm off for a bit. I need to finish some documentation I have been avoiding anyway. L8r G8r |
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Chris Norse
Loud Arrogant Redneck
Join date: 1 Oct 2006
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09-29-2009 09:47
Ok, instead of asking for nude photos today, I will post this link.
http://www.holytaco.com/25-awesome-dirty-car-window-art But if any females want to send me nude photos, it is still acceptable. _____________________
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Marianne McCann
Feted Inner Child
Join date: 23 Feb 2006
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09-29-2009 09:57
Love that shot, Mari. Was the dalek on the trampoline too? Yes. Really, that's what started it all. Keep an eye on that Dalek, Mari. Those buggers can turn mean. I find that standing on their heads is a good way of keeping out of their way. I do not see a trampoline but I do see smoke and the fireworks lighter in your hand. I *might* have set off a boom or two during our time there... super fun!!!yes it was! Jes like SL should be. _____________________
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Kalor Rayner
A Face in the Crowd
Join date: 2 Aug 2009
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09-29-2009 10:22
Gah! I hate migraines! Put me out all of Sunday evening all through Monday night. Could barely get any sleep Sunday night as a result.
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Maureen Boccaccio
TWJKFA
Join date: 28 Feb 2008
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09-29-2009 10:36
Kids on the Bible: Answers from a Catholic school quiz. * In the first book of the bible, Guinessis, God got tired of creating the world, so he took the Sabbath off. * Adam and Eve were created from an apple tree. Noah's wife was called Joan of Ark. Noah built an ark, which the animals come on to in pears. * Lot's wife was a pillar of salt by day, but a ball of fire by night. * The Jews were a proud people and throughout history they had trouble with the unsympathetic Genitals. * Samson was a strongman who let himself be led astray by a Jezebel like Delilah. * Moses led the hebrews to the Red Sea, where they made unleavened bread which is bread without any ingredients. * The Egyptians were all drowned in the dessert. Afterwards, Moses went up on Mount Cyanide to get the ten ammendments. * The seventh commandment is thou shalt not admit adultery. * Moses died before he ever reached Canada. Then Joshua led the hebrews in the battle of Geritol. * The greatest miracle in the Bible is when Joshua told his son to stand still and he obeyed him. * David was a hebrew king skilled at playing the liar. he fought with the Finklesteins, a race of people who lived in Biblical times. * Solomon, one of David's sons, had 300 wives and 700 porcupines. * When Mary heard that she was the mother of Jesus, she sang the Magna Carta. * When the three wise guys from the east side arrived, they found Jesus in the manager. * Jesus was born because Mary had an immaculate contraption. * Jesus enunciated the Golden Rule, which says to do one to others before they do one to you. He also explained, "a man doth not live by sweat alone." * It was a miracle when Jesus rose from the dead and managed to get the tombstone off the entrance. * The people who followed the lord were called the 12 decibels. The epistles were the wives of the apostles. * One of the oppossums was St. Matthew who was also a taximan. * St. Paul cavorted to Christianity. He preached holy acrimony, which is another name for marriage. (And one specially for Mr. Pep )* Christians have only one spouse. This is called monotony. *smiles warmly* thank you. *softly rubs those fluffy jerboa ears* |
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Maureen Boccaccio
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09-29-2009 10:37
There is no such thing as a crappy pic of Rhonda. One user agrees. |
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Maureen Boccaccio
TWJKFA
Join date: 28 Feb 2008
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09-29-2009 10:39
I don't think I posted this one yet, but not sure: Four Worms and a lesson to be learned A minister decided that a visual demonstration would add emphasis to his Sunday sermon. Four worms were placed into four separate jars. The first worm was put into a container of alcohol. The second worm was put into a container of cigarette smoke. The third worm was put into a container of chocolate syrup. The fourth worm was put into a container of good clean soil. At the conclusion of the sermon, the Minister reported the following results: The first worm in alcohol - Dead. The second worm in cigarette smoke - Dead Third worm in chocolate syrup - Dead Fourth worm in good clean soil - Alive. So the Minister asked the congregation - What did you learn from this demonstration? Maxine was sitting in the back, quickly raised her hand and said, 'As long as you drink, smoke and eat chocolate, you won't have worms!' That pretty much ended the service. lol!!! I must be going to the wrong services. |